In a classroom with my teacher.
The top deck of a number 41 bus.
My teachers house.
The public toilets at a top London hotel.
Selfridges changing room.
On a cross-channel ferry.
In the dark corner of a night-club.
In the MD's office.
In my office (many times).
Come to think of it, given the above, the strangest place has been my bedroom.
[quote user=simply_snt]Hey guys,
Some wicked music there, great choices...
What a thought... great music and great view...
yum
SnT xx[/quote]
C'mon SnT, what's your fav stripper track?
[quote user=ceylon1]mmmmmmm yep love some of those, another good one to sensually strip too and my all time favourite is....
Money can buy it - Annie Lennox
Cey :love:[/quote]
Nice one Cey! Looked it up and realised we have it in our CD collection! Oh yes - the thought of you and the sound of this - yummmmmmm.
Have added it to our playlist we call 'Mmmmm'.
Seems you and we are the only ones partaking in the exotic art of lapdancing at home!
xx
This has probably been done before on this forum, but always worth a revisit.
Mrs CIC has been practicing her lap-dancing and stripping (at home). She really is rather bloody good. However, it has been left to Mr CIC to find appropriate music, so we thought we'd post some of our ideas on here and see what the other experts use. What are your stripping favourites?
We currently use.... (let us know if you particularly like any of these)
Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing .......Chris Isaak
Whatchagonnado ..........Breanna
Catch You .........Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Crazy ...........Gnarls Barkley
Rehab ............Rihanna
Disturbia .......Rihanna
Pony (Extended Mix) .......Ginuwine
I Wish You Were Here (Dub Mix) .......John Creamer And Stephane K
Say It Right ..........Nelly Furtado
Low .............Flo Rida
Principles Of Lust .............Enigma
Only You ( Laker Boy mix ) .............Praise feat. Miriam
Personal Jesus ..............Marilyn Manson
Stripper .........Sohodolls
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) ...............Marilyn Manson
Slow ...........Kylie
SexyBack .............Justin Timberlake
The Slightest Touch ..........Louise
It has been fixed, but a number of uploaded photos don't have it. For example (and I know she will read this as she does every thread) funkydiva's latest photo sitting on the loo has no watermark.
How ironic is that?
Has anyone else noticed that new uploaded photos do not have the username watermark? We uploaded a new one recently and realised after a while that it was missing, so made it private only.
We put an urgent support request into Admin but have heard nothing. Have we missed a new feature? Do people realise and don't care?
Fruit
I had a virus for nearly 12 weeks before Xmas. When I had it I couldn't imagine what it would be like to be better again.
The good news is when I did get better I was bouncing off the walls! Now I can't think what is was like to be that ill.
So my advice is ... just feel sorry for yourself whilst it lasts, and feel happy when it passes.
Mr CIC x
Welcome Back.
Although we know you never really went away ............
:thumbup:
[quote user=biggirluk][quote user=CIC]Here's another:
The V-sign used by the British to mean f **k-off comes from the Battle of Agincourt. The French, when capturing English soldiers, would cut-off the fingers used to pull the Longbow, the weapon that gave the English such an advantage.
Consequently the English went into battle holding their fingers up at the French.
I'm bored. Does it show?[/quote]
Stephen Fry said this wasn't true on QI this week :giggle:[/quote]
Did he have a better explanation?
Here's another:
The V-sign used by the British to mean f **k-off comes from the Battle of Agincourt. The French, when capturing English soldiers, would cut-off the fingers used to pull the Longbow, the weapon that gave the English such an advantage.
Consequently the English went into battle holding their fingers up at the French.
I'm bored. Does it show?
[quote user=debbie1959]Think I`ll stick with single fems then.[/quote]
Sorry Debs - don't get it. Have we offended you?
[quote user=funkydiva35]On a more serious note sexy CICI....
iv jus read ur profile agen...and lordy lordy, im left wiv my hand fiddlin in my pants....
thats one hot profile....straight to the point but very teasin....iv started to feel very moist readin it and only wish sexy mrs CIC was ere to sort me out!!
thankyou...
funky nutta xx:P[/quote]
Funky - that's exactly the response we were looking for, but it seems the vast majority are not into stimulation by reading. It's just down to the pics according to this survey.
Well a 10% voting response so far. Guess for some even a poll is too long!
If you get my meaning.
[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck the profile sexy cic....jus cum play wiv funky nutta ur only 3 miles away!!...:inlove:
funky nutta xx:P
luv ya guys!! xx[/quote]
Funks - we knew you would get straight down to it! Who needs a profile when the Nutta is about!
After reading a couple of threads on here about the nature of profiles and their value, and being on a constant quest to get just the right profile (because we are perfectionists and have a perverse sense of fun), we thought it was time to get some 'user feedback'.
We have just updated it to reflect our experience and changing desires, so it seems a good time to get some reviews. Please let us know what you think.
Funk is right. When you start playing with yourselves (if you get my meaning...snigger) it attracts others like flies to sh**.
No that's not right either. I mean like ... err... you know what I mean.
However, it's always the men that are forthcoming, so if you want female involvement we find that the female in your couple has to do some 'facial flirting' with likely candidates who turn up to watch.
Debs
We went to a lot of trouble with our profile. Many hours spent trying to get the right words and phrases to convey our meaning and to give a sense of what we are about. We sometimes get messages saying 'wow - what a profile', but reckon it's around 20% with the other 80% demonstrating they go no further than the pics.
Not a scientific study but a good example of pareto principle.
[quote user=99blackwhite]shame there's no facility for posting pics here....the sexiest bum in the UK is sat right next to me[/quote]
Sorry, but the prize goes to Mrs CiC.
Mr CiC.
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.  I don't remember what I chose. 

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object.  Every time you ask for sex, she 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....' 


5. Â There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop'. Unless they are used 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try 8. Virginity can be cured. 


9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of 10. Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good 11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
   A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.  He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
   A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn' 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
   A: Breasts don't have eyes. 


17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!! 
 

[quote user=serens40]We know what you mean northy ... somethings up when people are leaving or taking breaks, we've considered it ourselves to be honest. It's all supposed to be about fun and laughs, but more and more we're seeing one extreme or the other ... it's either hi when can we meet with no interest in you as people ... or hi can we swap pics... or people being mean to others. Obviously I'm not referring to some of the fab peeps we speak to or other genuine people, but the fun seems to be missing. Maybe we should all lighten up a bit and treat it as fun, instead of an all consuming part of our lives (which some folk do). Ok thought for the day over lol ... good luck in whatever you do northy debs and paul xxx[/quote]
There are a number of threads on this theme. Too many for it to be ignored. I think you have hit the nail on the head Serens. This site is too serious. Too many people taking themselves too seriously. Taking the 'protocols' too seriously and to an extreme. The site owners taking the members for granted with a lack of honest reporting. It's all a bit 'heavy'. Other larger sites can absorb these issues because there are enough members to counter-balance the problems, but this site is such a small community that these problems are highly focussed. Blimey that was a depressing rant.
Good luck Norf. This site will be worse for your leaving.
I miss Doc Martin. He was a nice chap.
[quote user=swingin_cat][quote user=CIC][quote user=swingin_cat]... whispered to us on what these depraved, desperate tossers wanted her to do to me.
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So let me get this straight. You were having sex on cam, and they are the depraved ones?
[/quote]
WRONG! Where did I say we were having sex on cam? We were on cam, but you jumped to the irrational conclusion that we were having sex. That part of the meet was kept to ourselves. I wouldn't like to think I implied such in what I said.
Secondly, I really don't see anything funny about trying to distort the story to what you would rather believe, and that you chose to ignore the main point of my post; the unsocial behaviour of some single males.[/quote]
I'm not surprised you see nothing funny. I really wasn't taking it that seriously, but you clearly are. I do find the acquisition of depravity to be somewhat ironic on a swingers site, but that's just me distorting things I guess.
Next time you 'shout' it might be a good idea to consider your own unsocial behavior.
[quote user=swingin_cat]... whispered to us on what these depraved, desperate tossers wanted her to do to me.
[/quote]
So let me get this straight. You were having sex on cam, and they are the depraved ones?
pmsl
Sorry, it just seems funny that anyone would get offended in such circumstances. Don't get me wrong, we are as depraved as the next person (people?), cam and all. This just tickled my funny bone.
Given all the negative comments on here, it might be worth sharing our own experience.
We have been members for a while, and have never received unpleasant whispers, and have always been treated with respect. In fact, we encourage whispers on our profile as we find it easier to deal with amongst the significant amount of traffic when it's busy.
If someone does whisper who we do not want to talk to at the time, it's easy to politely put them off.
I guess its mainly the single women that have a problem.
Vim is now Cif.
It's not right.
Very very sorry to see you go.
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Gorgeous Cey, you really know how to push my buttons!
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Ah. Thanks Boss. Who knows who the stranger will be?
Maybe we are in a minority, but if we dont want to talk to someone then we dont, they can whisper me all they like, we still just ignore them. We can also delete and ignore mails without it ruining our day.
I wish people would chill out a bit more, and just enjoy the fun part again. :cheers:
I know their are some complete t*$ts on this site, im sure there are on all of them, but if we focus on the sexy funny exciting people instead, it will be a happier place!! wont it???
Jo xxx
:rose::rose::rose:[/quote]Could not agree more Jo.