Join the most popular community of British swingers now
Login

clubs what do you do at them ???????????????????

last reply
22 replies
4.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Casanova
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
hi guys peeps that know us know that we aint shy and are up for anything within reason. and we love the excitement of going to clubs and have been to a few often. but we must confess we are crap at clubs, hows it work???? we seem to walk round an round, hoping that someone will say fancy a shag guys lol but it very rarely happens so we just go home randy as fuck ggrrrrrrr maybe someone could tell us how it works , we thought maybe we could wear a sign sayin " we are free and wanting a shag" or maybe they could have areas you could sit that says your up for it. or maybe its just coes we are ugly buggers from wales lol
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
Having never been to a cliub we wouldn't have a clue lol but your not ugly buggers although like us you are from wales lol xxx
Orgasminator
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
We neither have been to a club,talked about it but there is always something that gets in the way........kids, still i can asure you 2on2 you are far from ugly you sexy feckers lol, still sure our time will come.........
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
2 on 2....u r not ugly foooooooookas at all......id fuck ya!!! kiss and the club thing... if u wanna play wot u need to do is go into one of the rooms and start playin wiv each other, then if sumone cums into the room, jus beckon them to ur bed, normally wot they do is ask if its ok to join in...... now if there mingers......jus say no!! if there sex on legs....jus say yes!! failin that....nxt time u go jus ask me 2 cum and il show u the ropes cus weneva i go.....i hav all the pervs follow me round waitin to pounce......:doh: funky nutta xx:P
Orgasminator
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
We seldom go clubbing without either arranging a meet there or taking playmates along with us, we don't wanna be billy-no-mates with or without a snogathon... As Diva says we have been approached or spoken with other unknown couples playing and had some soft, sensual fun with them...But not fucked them, our choice, as we prefer to know people quite well beforehand... Other than that 2on2 get some card badges made like we had at MK1 social 'ON THE PULL!!'....lol But always take care, have fun Jel & N xx PS. Liberty Elite have a gold band system that ladies can wear if they dont mind being approached in club by other ladies, that seems a good way to gather a pervy crowd around yourselves??...lol
Casanova
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
we feel like newbies all over again pmsl
Orgasminator
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
ffs 2on2 you are doomeddddddddddddd...ugly, welsh and newbies!!!! lol Take care guys, just pulling your leg!! xxx
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
Oy jels bells .... we're welsh so watch it :giggle:
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
Hey 2on2 your not ugly peeps I`d shag both of you,look for the sign "up for a fuck",when your next on a meet and i`m there. Debs xxx
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
told you loads o' times bays, if you want anything holding at a club give us a shout xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Warming the Bed
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
Funk is right. When you start playing with yourselves (if you get my meaning...snigger) it attracts others like flies to sh**. No that's not right either. I mean like ... err... you know what I mean. However, it's always the men that are forthcoming, so if you want female involvement we find that the female in your couple has to do some 'facial flirting' with likely candidates who turn up to watch.
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
We haven't done a lot of clubs but the way things evolve seems to have worked well for us. We don't hurry into things and prefer to wind down at the bar and check out possible people. Quite often that leads to a general chat and if it's right onto a more saucy chat ;) If that fails then find where you want to have some fun and just have some between you. Someone will want to join in for sure! Admittedly 99% of the time that's going to be a single male - never known a single lady or a woman from a couple make an approach. We agree about eye contact from the ladies. In fact eye contact is vital for any flirtatious beginnings. We don't always play with others as we're very fussy, but we still have loads of fun being watched and watching. And of course, don't forget the old adage "Don't ask, Don't get"!... :bounce:
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
I go to chams on a monday with a bi guy. we have competitions to see who can make the most guys cum.... hee hee!
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
God would I love to have the free time to get to a local club! Need to redirect my life maybe lol
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
[quote user=the_lady]I go to chams on a monday with a bi guy. we have competitions to see who can make the most guys cum.... hee hee![/quote] There is only one winner for me lady cos you are so good at making men cum.:crazy: :haha::haha:
Casanova
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
north thats very interesting to know hun, but it dont help us out of our club problem at all lol
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
Hi two, I have been to clubs a good handful of times now and I tend to just go with the flow. If you do find the sign that hints at "want a shag lol" then it always makes me look like a "desperte single fem lol". I have only been with a guy to clubs but when with sp club meets it seems easier I find. But I just chat, flirt, use the eye contact and suggestive comments and see where that takes me. I will always go and play in the play rooms myself with the person escorting me there. The noise normally attracts people to watch and play alongside. I was in a club awhike back and it was a couple only room and singles could only enter if invited by a couple I think. I was plaing and very much wanted to invite a certain guy watching us to join in but that is where my confidence failed. But still had a lovely time. My first club tho, I was in the jacuzzi with a guy and chatting happily to another couple and at one point the man briefly touched my leg. I didnt realise that was a signal that he would like to play. Damn was I peed off at the end of the eve when my escort told me that was a signal!! So I tend to just flirt and do all I would normally do to indicate to someone that I was interested but also would say maybe if I liked someone I would say hope to see you later in the jacuzzi, then hope the response back would be an positive one. I havent been to a club in a year so cant wait to get to one again. Unfortunately it is a cost thing as naturally a membership and then entrance needs to be paid. O well, I will enjoy it all the more when I next go.
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
[quote user=twoontwo]north thats very interesting to know hun, but it dont help us out of our club problem at all lol[/quote] Yeh sorry twoo what was the question i forgot :crazy: :haha::haha:
Casanova
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
[quote user=fruitmedley]Hi two, I have been to clubs a good handful of times now and I tend to just go with the flow. If you do find the sign that hints at "want a shag lol" then it always makes me look like a "desperte single fem lol". I have only been with a guy to clubs but when with sp club meets it seems easier I find. But I just chat, flirt, use the eye contact and suggestive comments and see where that takes me. I will always go and play in the play rooms myself with the person escorting me there. The noise normally attracts people to watch and play alongside. I was in a club awhike back and it was a couple only room and singles could only enter if invited by a couple I think. I was plaing and very much wanted to invite a certain guy watching us to join in but that is where my confidence failed. But still had a lovely time. My first club tho, I was in the jacuzzi with a guy and chatting happily to another couple and at one point the man briefly touched my leg. I didnt realise that was a signal that he would like to play. Damn was I peed off at the end of the eve when my escort told me that was a signal!! So I tend to just flirt and do all I would normally do to indicate to someone that I was interested but also would say maybe if I liked someone I would say hope to see you later in the jacuzzi, then hope the response back would be an positive one. I havent been to a club in a year so cant wait to get to one again. Unfortunately it is a cost thing as naturally a membership and then entrance needs to be paid. O well, I will enjoy it all the more when I next go.[/quote] thanks fruit a real reply lol can we come with you next time ya go pleaseeeeee
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
[quote user=twoontwo]we feel like newbies all over again pmsl[/quote] come with us next time we go lol
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: 93's............you off to Tescos again :lol2:kiss
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
is that an offer mwm :grin:
Sex God
Fun Swingers Logo 0 likes
[quote user=mrandmrs93]is that an offer mwm :grin:[/quote] :grin: Tescos are always doing offers chucks .........BOGOF :lol2::lol2: You know we love ya really :inlove: