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[color="orange"]INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------------------------------------- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. ------------------------------------------------------------ The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. -------------------------------------------------------------- 95% of people reading this will have tried to lick their elbow..... ---------- Q.. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'? A. One thousand ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey ------------------------------------------------------------------------ In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice. -------------------------------------------------------- - Now....this looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?[/color]
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Fascinating Stuff Chuck!!! boink but you need to get out more :giggle: ...........and No I didnt try to lick my elbow cos I knew you were gonna refer to it further down the line :haha::haha:
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[quote user=mwm69]Fascinating Stuff Chuck!!! boink but you need to get out more :giggle: ...........and No I didnt try to lick my elbow cos I knew you were gonna refer to it further down the line :haha::haha:[/quote] PMS :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: (Sorry MWM its your stalker again lol smile ) Also, the stuff about the horse statues is an urban myth.. banghead:banghead: DR_D
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Lmao i tryed to lick my elbow hahaha ..... but what if someone has a really long tong??? is it still impossible lol
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[quote user=mwm69]Fascinating Stuff Chuck!!! boink but you need to get out more :giggle: ...........and No I didnt try to lick my elbow cos I knew you were gonna refer to it further down the line :haha::haha:[/quote] [color="orange"]Just gonna crawl back under the duvet...obviously came out of hybernation too early....[/color]bolt
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if some one can lick their elbow then me thinks they will be in demand on this site,a tongue that long.....the mind boggles :bounce:
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Saw a video once where a girl could lick something else :giggle:
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Chelle if your that bored to write all the above then you need someone to keep you occupied. MR F3 show her some appreciation. Chelle you know I would but I`m laid up. Ggggggrrrr
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[color="orange"]Just gonna crawl back under the duvet...obviously came out of hybernation too early....[/color]bolt[/quote] :haha::haha: Hope you had company under that duvet :giggle: :bolt:
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Here's another: The V-sign used by the British to mean f **k-off comes from the Battle of Agincourt. The French, when capturing English soldiers, would cut-off the fingers used to pull the Longbow, the weapon that gave the English such an advantage. Consequently the English went into battle holding their fingers up at the French. I'm bored. Does it show?
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Crikey that's the last archery lesson I go for :giggle:
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[quote user=CIC]Here's another: The V-sign used by the British to mean f **k-off comes from the Battle of Agincourt. The French, when capturing English soldiers, would cut-off the fingers used to pull the Longbow, the weapon that gave the English such an advantage. Consequently the English went into battle holding their fingers up at the French. I'm bored. Does it show?[/quote] Stephen Fry said this wasn't true on QI this week :giggle:
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All hail Stephen Fry!! I love him...I would like to have him as my ultimate dinner guest......and if he weren't so completely gay.....mmmm (this is M btw...lol)
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im sure he would "try"
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LMFAO bruj!!!!!!!!:evil2:
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[quote user=biggirluk][quote user=CIC]Here's another: The V-sign used by the British to mean f **k-off comes from the Battle of Agincourt. The French, when capturing English soldiers, would cut-off the fingers used to pull the Longbow, the weapon that gave the English such an advantage. Consequently the English went into battle holding their fingers up at the French. I'm bored. Does it show?[/quote] Stephen Fry said this wasn't true on QI this week :giggle:[/quote] Did he have a better explanation?
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V interesting Friends3. Its amazing the things we resort to when 'snow-bound'. Yes I tried the elbow thing aswell...no chance... but I can lick my own nipples...does that count? xx
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I can`t lick my elbow either, and I cant lick my cock.:haha::haha:.............Maggie can I lick your nipples.:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:
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[quote user=northlondon12]I can`t lick my elbow either, and I cant lick my cock.:haha::haha:.............Maggie can I lick your nipples.:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:[/quote] northy you've tried haven't you :giggle:boinkbolt
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Course u can northy....just say when!! Mmmmmm xx
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[quote user=CIC][quote user=biggirluk][quote user=CIC]Here's another: The V-sign used by the British to mean f **k-off comes from the Battle of Agincourt. The French, when capturing English soldiers, would cut-off the fingers used to pull the Longbow, the weapon that gave the English such an advantage. Consequently the English went into battle holding their fingers up at the French. I'm bored. Does it show?[/quote] Stephen Fry said this wasn't true on QI this week :giggle:[/quote] Did he have a better explanation?[/quote] he did but the phone went whilst it was on :doh: and i never got to hear it in full- something about being a modern (20th century) invention and not from Tudor times duelat all
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and there's me thinkin I invented it.....
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[quote user=friends3][color="orange"]Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'? A. One thousand [/color][/quote] What about One Hundred And One???
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Who said swinging wasn't an educational experience...!!!
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And all this from a pasted email...lol
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[color="olive"]And i saw someone lick there own elbow on another well known site lol does anyone remember that bloke on here that used to be able to give himself a BJ on cam ?blink[/color]
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sexy huniz......is name was scooby....he was yummy and very young too.....:crazy:
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[quote user=friends3]And all this from a pasted email...lol[/quote] ....and I thought you had spent all weekend typing it all out blink :grin::haha:
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liiiiieeeessss my friend denise can lick her elbow and i dont mean with the tip of her tounge she can lick it properly biggrin:D:D
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Bit weird but when I was pregnant I could lick my own nipple..... Please don't ask how I found this out..... Long story was lonely at the time.... Hxx