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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 65
0 miles · Greater London
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Warming the Bed
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache."
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plesed to hear all is well and hope the move goes well....ring us when you are free
M & C
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well, where do we start? Great thread Sudsy and can't believe it has taken so long to add to it. Some great suggestions already and am chasing up the ones we haven't heard. Under the loose heading of classical music there is so much to choose from for the seduction (GLO music required here), the action, the reflection & recovery before starting again. All of that might take 5 minutes for me...lol Here's some of our faves which are more on the seduction side:
Adagio for Strings (Barber)
The Swan (Saint-Saens)
Gadfly Suite (Shostakovich)
Song to the Moon (Dvorak)
Schindler's List (Williams)
Meditation (Massenet)
Roamnce NO. 2 in F Major (Beethoven)
Piano concerto 21 (Mozart)
For shagging:
Four Seasons - always good
Dance of the Knights from Romeo & Juliet (Prokofiev)
Marriage of Figaro - Overture (Mozart)
The Anvil Chorus (Verdi)
GLO = guaranteed leg opener (sorry)
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We are up for a meet with you anytime MO, but we do know what you mean.
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we would be interested in feedback from the owners of the site to see if any of the feedback from members has been useful and if any action can be taken arising from the suggestions.
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whatever suits you jen, as long as we can spank you and nibble you through them...mmmmmm
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we view distance as immaterial. And we have no expectations on meeting, apart from a good laugh and chat. Anything more is a bonus. Being new in the UK we treat it all as an adventure and we can be tourists if nothing else on the travels. So G4, we'll come to meet you hun xxx
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we'll make the trip to wherever it is.....great concept....appeals to the sense of the erotic.....
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great idea F3. That IM thing does work well on sites that have it.
Not tryinig to make this like Oz Debs but aim is to get some constructive feedback happening for admin to consider. No point in just replicating other sites, but to take good ideas from sites other ppl have seen to make this site even better.
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these were features that we had on our ozzie site and worked well. Easier than opening another program to record notes.
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[color="blue"]It is great to see admin looking to improve service for members. It is clear that those who have taken time to comment that the fee for the Extras package is not popular and is not seen as value for money. Let's hear what members want from SP so that the best ideas may be adopted and may not need to be charged for. Members of any organisation become cynical when asked to pay for extras that they bellieve should be provided in member fees.
OUr ideas for improvement:
the ability to send a kiss as on dating sites
the ability to be able to write notes in our favourite list on cpls we have chatted with, including names, contact details, etc.
These 2 things would add significantly to the user-friendliness of the site and serve the needs of members.
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I agree with what has been said and offer suggestions for other options. I will start a thread asking what membere want and don't want. I can offer some ideas from the Oz site we were members of and I'msure people here can offer ideas for improvement from sites they have seen.
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we both have geat stories MO. Now i have to give you a kiss AND a big hug.
xx
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MO...a great topic and we can talk for hours about it..and we do.....we met on a dating site in Oz 2.5 years ago. It's a great story leading up to it and also since meeting, but the main thing is that I met the gorgeous Ms Delight when I stopped searching, when I discovered that I didn't NEED to have a partner in my life. I shut down my profile on the dating site for 2 months and one day opened it again and there was Ms Delight. We have been apart for 7 nights only since that time. We got engaged in Paris last year, married this year and moved over here. Anything is possible with the right person.
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2on2...you have just learnt one of life's valuable lessons - the role of men in a relationship. Now that you understand that you will be a much happier man. You can't fight such a long-established system.
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we like seeing ppl's faces as you can tell so much from that, especially their eyes....faces can be soooooooo sexy......close ups of genitals and that's all?......no thanks......and this is mr delight speaking
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it also might depend on the pants you are wearing at the time....mmmmmm
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sounds like you need a dance card for ppl to sign jen.....and only kissing involved? xx
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white or black french knickers or thong.....nice to nibble you through either.....mmmmmmm
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the way this is going we might need to charter a plane.....there's an idea....a naughty plane trip xx
