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kcmanc
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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eye:Beo... i may have a contender...!
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good wife to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last
week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails
done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You
came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching
the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or
anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever
the case is, I'm gone forever.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't! Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to Bermuda together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife Eve
Dear Ex-Wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good wife is a
far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown
out your constant nagging. Too bad that it doesn't work. I did notice
when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came
to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say
anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on
you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on
it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed
fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $ After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer
said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So
take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
John
Thank you omg what a night ! and jayne the firemen we're busy or so chris said when i headed that way 
Please lets do that again .... bean your now the queen n have at least two birthdays a year :clap:
Thank you everyone we had an elxcellent night xxxxx
Oh and next time defo staying over :doggy: :devil: :doggy: 
Please lets do that again .... bean your now the queen n have at least two birthdays a year :clap:
Thank you everyone we had an elxcellent night xxxxx
Oh and next time defo staying over :doggy: :devil: :doggy: 