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kcmanc
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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On reflection i think the rejects corner is the place to be so i take back all the selections and jump in the corner with everyone else ... yeee ha rotflmao
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Chris is the same as racca but for the other company ( booooo racca !! ) and i work in training for a totally boring company. but if you need help with your gas bill i'm or your car message us. :angel: xx kc's xx
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Ohhh do we only get 5 ??? Sorry we're greedy! Here goes : Ceylon ( Mr & Mrs ) Jt's ( Mr & Mrs ) Sid n Nancy ( Mr & Mrs ) Sexy Jen Girl 4 And now I'm off to shop with wet panties coz I've been thinking about this one too muchrotflmao
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I want a whisper bar. I do love nibbling them slowly and letting it melt in my mouth mmmmm
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Hello Tango, :welcome: to SP. We hope you have lots of fun just as we have and find exactly what you are looking for xx KC's xx
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Have fun Jen. Its good to get your head straight for a while and hopefully you'll be back in time for all the Christmas parties !! See you soon lovie, you will definitely be missed but absence makes the heart grow fonder. Oh and i'll try to be gentle with boss but he's just so damn breakable ! mwah, take care xx KC's xx :angel:
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Sorry i'm reading in catch up mode so i'll answer G4's question about waters and dehydration. I am presuming you mean bathtime water being dehydrating. This is because of the nature of water molecular movement ( Osmosis ). If there is more water on the outside than on the inside ie in a bath then water moves freely from your skin into the bath and vice versa. The water moving from your skin is perfect and contains vitamins. The water moving into your skin doesnt and is excreted out again, leaving your skin lacking the correct hydration and vitamins and hence dehydration ! sorry for knowing that its so boring rotflmao Q: Is putting an animal to sleep murder ?
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OMG what a shock. I nipped in to SP for 10 mins and... what no fruit ! I have no idea what Chris will do without his frilly knickers rotflmao In all seriousness Carole. Your one of the nicest people we've ever met and we keep our fingers crossed for you that he's the one who can keep you in the manor that you'd like to become accustomed. Chris says he'll love you always and your Mr Right is a very lucky bloke to wake up next to you for the rest of his life and i agree too. All the best sweetheart, we do hope to hear from you even if only a random email re knitting patterns, well you never know do you lol xx all our love C and may life be filled with health wealth happiness prosperity and fertility This is one of the most romantic threads I've ever read, even though it means loosing a very funny, sexy, vivacious and alive lady from our midst. We're always there if you need a chat or want a totally normal night out :angel: xx kc's xx:love:
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:welcome: to SP its a brill place isnt it! Have fun and stay safe xx kc's xx:angel:
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Me, i'm having loads of trouble with chat. It's descriminating against me !! I cant type, the chat freezes and everyone thinks i'm ignoring them. Pls admin if you know of something i can do please mail me, i'm in withdrawal ! thanks xx kc xx:angel:
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We're still here and still coming. Dont miss us off the list fluffy's !! xx :angel: xx
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kC's always going on about this. We really must do it !! I'm rather useless at organising big things so i'll leave it to someone else to bash out the finer details, but really people... lets do it ! xx kc xx
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cey mine has been like that for weeks. I can type and everyone else can see but i cant see a thing.. sorry if anyone thinks i'm ignorant. thats why i've not been in. I'm going to try it today and failing this i'll go bake a cake !! HOpefully see you soon xx kc xx
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Hi Guys. :welcome: to SP. Its a fab warm and fluffy place to meet like minded people. We hope you find your perfect swing and have a whole world of naughty fun in the process. Have fun and stay safe xxx KC's xxx
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:welcome: you two. Have fun, stay safe and happy swinging xx kc's xx
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERRYONE I got well and truely spoilt with chocolates in a huge pink box, champagne, flowers, cards, candles and i have tongiht to look forward to yet !! We hope you all have a romantic day wherever you may be :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: XX KC's XX
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Coz if you make a man sweat, he looks all glisteny and shiney and sexy.. thats why i like to make men work for it. rotflmao and plus... like Loreal .... we're worth it !
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Bloomin heck boss you had me at hello ! (possibly the cheesiest line i've ever come out with .. sorry ) bolt :angel:
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We'd been upstairs for a bit and on our way downstairs, chris stopped halfway and said " do you fancy getting engaged ? " I said yes and 19 years later we're still going down on one knee, but thats a different story :censored: rotflmao
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Well done deb at least you have the diagnosis now. I would be your benefactor if i had it lovie, anything to get you out of this pain. Take care and i'll have a word with the big guy upstairs to see if he'll send you the money soon xx hang in there xx kc's xx:angel:
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No definately no hat, phew it wasnt him. It was fun to see the faces of the English people though, the poem was all about killing the English and then stabbing the haggis to simulate this... yikes! But hey ho, those who do not learn by history are doomed to repeat it.. and i'd rather go shag in Scotland than fight bolt duel rotflmao
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Inti. Last year i waited for Chris to go to sleep and then got up and wrote I love you in stones in the garden so when he left he saw it. I wasn't happy enough with that so i went to the bathroom and wrote it on the mirror in shaving foam then went to the kettle and hung his card above on the cupboard so he would find it first thing. Its the small things that count. he loved it and i had a txt to ask me to call him as soon as i woke up !! For me i wore sexy undies to work all day knowing that when i got home he'd see when i undressed and a bottle of wine and a nice meal prepared by chris (who dressed in full suit for me.. he didnt half look like james bond !) It was lovely. I have no idea how on earth we're going to top it this year but i know just being together will make it special. Good luck in finding your special treat for the occassion. xx kc's xx
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For Burns night last week, we had our boss dress in full kilt and sporran and recite a Robert burns poem. He stabbed the haggis many times and cooked it and shared it (even a veggie one for me). I don't think it was Horace tho fluffs so don't worry, i think this one was called Horatio, at least i think he was.. Maybe he just ran off for a bit till all the Haggis stabbing has calmed down. You know what shy creatures those Hagi are rotflmao xx kc's xx
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Bye bye Tee and Cee, its been an absolute pleasure to know you both. Take care of yourselves and we do hope life is kind to you both also. We will miss you in chat, if you ever feel the compulsion to drop by and say hi then we'll be there xxxx kc's xxxx
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Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Miss CC Rider Happy birthday to you xxxxxxxx And an early one for Jen too but I'm bound to sing to you on the day too .. what can i say, i love singing ! If i had a birthday wish, it would be to spend it in Hawaii with a lovely sexy waiter/waitress to service my every need !! (my birthday is in October and its a bit cold in England by then !)
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very good funky munky. it did make us giggle :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: thank you rotflmao
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Hi Guys This is just a quickie to let you know we cant go on sat night. Circumstances beyond our control means we will now be spending the night in Tameside Hospital awaiting an op. Pls don't worry, all will be well. We just chalk this up to the old adage that sometimes life gets in the way! See you all soon and have an absolute ball. CC have a fabby birthday, as we know you will. See you all soon xxx kc's xxx :angel:
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Chris : I want a licence to, have anal when ever i want (although i am much more of a giver than a taker!) boink Kath : I want a licence to, kick my furcing bosses ass all over England :kick: rotflmao