Hi Fluffy & Sporran.. we dont think your able to offend anyone, your both just not like that.
We love you to bits and hope to see you in chat soon
xx kathy & chris xx
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Santa told me he'd cum anywhere i wanted him to but then thats a different story :D
Merry Christmas, good will to all men and please let us have peace this christmas, oh and snow, equally as important but not as important as shoes
Have a good one everyone xx
p.s. oh and a sex swing too :doggy:
xx
Now we cant resist really can we ! night out in the gay village with a load of mad swingers !
oh and manc, this will give you a chance to pay me back for the drink you forgot to buy me !!!!!
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sit in a call centre for two hours with no thing to do and make noise's like a telephone
stupid game but was highly hilarious watching all the hung over ones rush to answer the phone at 8am on a sat morn
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Whats your worst sexual experience growing up ?
Chris says...... well i had to climb a rope at school...i was about 13. the long slow climb caused friction by the time i got to the top i emptied myself all over the inside of my nylon shorts, just as the bell went n the teacher insisted i had to get down. love nor money could have made me move right then!! i did thank the rope afterwards !
Kathy says.... gulp ! ok i was masterbating with an aerosol deoderant, experimenting really coz i was only young n new to it all lol. i didnt know that if i put it in top first the suction would suck the top off. i cried for ages and took me hours of fishing around to get it out... all i can advise is use two spoons b4 your mum finds out !!!!!
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