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kcmanc
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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wank again (ok so i like it !!) :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank:
01. What is your favorite word? Hedonistic 02. What is your least favorite word? Pukka! 03 What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? making butterflies n soft girly things 04. What turns you off? bad breath 05. What is your favorite curse word? carp 06. What sound or noise do you love? wind chimes 07. What sound or noise do you hate? nokia ring tone! 08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teaching or Palientology 09. What profession would you not like to do? Funeral director or taxidermist or STD Doctor :moon: :moon: 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? i forgive you
Man & woman are on holiday in Isreal, woman dies whilst over there. The isrealy officals say "we can bury her here for £300 or you can have her flown back and it will cost you £12 000" The man says he wants to have her flown back. The offical says why its more cost effective to have her buried over here? He says 2000 years ago you buried a bloke 3 days later he was alive again..... i'm taking no chances biggrin
:clap: :clap: :clap: Dont look now but guess who got a babysitter & the weekend off !!!! Were coming, any offers of a lift will be greeted with utmost gratitude biggrin :D See you all soon (ohh sooo giddy !) :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: lol
hurry back J & D, you will be sorely missed by all mwah babe hope it all pans out quickly for you xxxxxxxx kathy & chris xxxxxxxxxxx :rainbow: biggrin :rainbow:
ahem husband is quite right........................ slap ! (it was good tho biggrin) oh, a posh bar on deansgate, in the ladies with a friend of mine he he he (mrs kc!) xxx :rainbow: :doggy: :rainbow:
Right there here cat, lie down this wont hurt at all biggrin :D :D
wooo hooo tallulah ! OMG watch where cat runs i need me rabbit back ! :moon:
Right have called he RSPCA to extract Jessica from Cat ! chris tried the nibbles he said mmm thanks hors d'oeurves !
thats only coz you not been to manchester yet rich or you would have :doggy:
she was last seen hanging around my feet yesterday .... Help i miss her...
Cryin laffin blue..... you mention something once !!!! :clap: :doggy: biggrin xxxxx
"Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?" (How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?) lol :lol: :lol: Thats not my song! i just felt like sayin it lol