shoot - he's not interested in women's bits anyway! Ok then so how's about ben affleck????? if you're planning to shoot him, then please let me shag him first. By the time i've finished with him he'll be begging for shooting! naomi xxxxxxxxx
kc's! yer back.................cya soon honeyz, naomi xxxxxxxxx
two on two - advice is no good, i reckon you need a practical demostration, so just holler and i'll come show you! love naomi xxx
well could i have the sensual kiss in the rain with ben affleck please, oh and then the dinner and a fuck with benm affleck too - nothing wrong with being a greedy girl!
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great stories, cat! was wonderful to meet you at mkw, you are truly a gentleman for looking after my "cookie" all night, got to eat somethings but never the cookie, would ya mind if left you a comment? naomi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mr and Mrs Ceylon, we just wanted to send a huge thank you and even huger snogs to your two for all your hard (excuse the pun) work in arranging MK2. It was fab to be able to put faces to so many people we have spoken to for so long! All your hard work certainly paid off and i think everyone will agree that a fabulous time was had by all (us especially!). Mrs c - make sure you keep that case locked and Mr C you must learn to be a little more careful with emergency pull cord.................luv & licks Rich & Naomi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i have a real good mate, who isn't exactly how shall i put this......a looker. She was eyeing up this real stonkin bloke in a club (after a few voddies, when she usually transforms into a supermodel in her mind). She was loking at this bloke, lixking her lips suggestively, so he walked over and said to her:
hey angel, you know when you fell from heaven
(she starts acting all coy)
he says
did you hit your face on the fucking kerb?
he didn't pull but we all laughed our tits orfff
Oh dear me - what a predicament! with all this talk of hair colour, blonde, dark, pinl, red with gol bits etc - i feel a right boring shitebag with dark hair, maybe i will shave mine of for mk???? what do ya think??? 8)
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so sorry to hear what has happened to you guys, i really hope everything works out for you. And just remember one thing....."what goes around comes around" xxxxxxxxxxxxx
\hi straight & busty. We've been offline for a while due to technical problems our end. We've just got back on line, and apart from our "friends" (you know who you are!) Not many people say hi to us either! We love the social side of thelifestyle and find it difficult when people ignore us. I mean - even if a stranger approached me in the street and said "hello" i would say the same back. And when you think of it - we're not strangers, but people who share a common interest...............As my great nanna maud used to say "manners and courtesy cost nothing"
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Aw qanda - so sorry to hear of the loss of your fish :-) So I have an idea - to everyone who has ever lost a fish............................let's shag in their memory at MK2 - yay! xxxxx
My soulmate was called bubba. I loved him. He was a big blue oranda (a fish). Due to a powercut and subsequent build up of urera in his tank he developed dropsy (which meant he bloated uncontrollably, his eyyes were protruding and his kidneys were failing). I sat up with him for two nights, my hubby thought i was loopy and was unhappy cos it was two nights without shaggin. I put him in a hospital tank with a 50% change of water and natural bacteria from the petshop. Eventually i realised he was not long for this world, so i took him to the petshop and had him put to sleep -they put ketamine (a horse tranquilliser) in his water. I buried him in the back garden in my black versace watch box - LONG LOVE THE MEORY OF BUBBA! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Pigeon pie? rabbit pie? Give me a cream pie anyday! lol
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Hello everyone. Just thought we ought to introduce ourselves. We are richard and naomi. Clean, attractive couple. Please feel free to take a look at our profile, and drop us a mail.
Tke care xxxxxx
