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miss_ccrider
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 76
0 miles · Shropshire
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My God, your so right i did try it, and here i arrived back again to where i was. Sorry but i have duly taken my face pics off, and left you all with the pics of the other end of me. ( lol- some may say looks better). It also shows what you have written in the forum. Oh My this will be shown on there also. Im away to check that Cheers for that bit of info.
Ccrider
xxx
I got it, Maybe i should be fool to,i have since found out it was of the only covers that he(Elivis) did, and that its mostly done as an instrumental. lol, i fear i know to much now. I dont know but most of the time i get called Miss, or CC, in the chatroom, or on a rare occasion i have been called Ccried. Who knows maybe i did that xxx A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up To the doorstep of "a
house of ill repute" and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it,
she saw the little boy and asked What he wanted. He said, "I want to have
sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. The Madam
figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick
any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any
diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after
making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay For it, the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the
hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back,
still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only Girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the
disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch
the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum
Will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum
and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"!!!!!!!
It the simple ones that are funny. 
:lol:
:lol: 
:) :)
Post edited 22-04-2007 17:21