Dear Kcmanc
Since reading your request at great lenght, i have noticed a few odd people hanging aroung outside my flat, i will advise you that if you do not call these people off me at once i shall be forced to use a few of my Dots as ammunition against them, I of course shall be using some of the old Dots donated by MorkandMindy as do not want to damage any of my own,
With regards to your letter that you feel so freely to send to me, i shall have a great lenght of time in which to get my Dots to a safer place as you are well aware there is a postal strike on at the moment and so therefor will take longer for your letter to get here, and i am sure that you probably put a second class stamp on the envelope as you amongst others here seem to treat Dots as second class citizens,
i also have to point out to you that i am in fact sleeping with the leader of yourLiberation Party, and i am soon winning him round to my way of thinking,
::::::: just to let you know what the Dots look like when they have there monthly get together, as you can see they are very happy
Yours Miss Ccrider
do we have to put the treadmill on, and if so, you can just dangle the trifle in front of it
Post edited 15-08-2007 20:42
can i just point out that i am not a couple and play away quite happily on this site. i do know what your going to say. Yes i am a single female and yes we are looked for more than single men,
I also dont feel that the age is of importance when meeting with people. i have met a few couples that are older than myself and a few over the age of 40. And i guess by this then they dont have a prob with my age.
i know this probably dosent help you in anyway but just felt i wanted to say something.
Miss Cc
xxxx
right so was the name jennifer aniston there, or were you answering your own question too. okay i would shoot jennifer aniston, as much as i would love to shag her, she did lose brad pitt,and that deserves a shooting
name = courtney cox (in keeping with the friends thing)
i have noticed that the wordseems to keep disapearing from my messages if this a way of getting them back in word form then it is not acceptable, the dots are only traded freely and to good careful owners,
MorkandMindy, as i have seen a few of the dots that you feel so happy to show to the rest of the site, i find that these are of a rather poor quality and its only fair to say, need a good rest, if you would like to trade your dots i would be only to happy to give you a fresh supply,
the ones that are here are a good quality and i can assure you that yours will go to a good retirement home for elderly dots, they will be well looked after and in time go to there littlewheelchairs, as mine are frozen in time they do not suffer this ill effect, and therefore lead a happy life if you keep them in the freezer when not in use,
please be in touch if you wish to do a trade,
xxxxx
how many gyms have you been to where they all stand and wank. In saying that i have been to a few that are full of them. Maybe that would make me have more fun on a treadmill if there was a trifle there to tempt me. and i think if you went to good hotel gym they would give you custard if you asked them.
will you serve it at your gym, could be fun
xxxx
the dots are in fact cryogenically frozen in time and are only unfrozen once a month so they can freely muliply,(yes they have been breeding)
they are in fact still only a few months old as they are not being allowed to grow old with grace, and therfore shall never be free to get bigger, i can assure you all that because of this there has been nodeaths, and have not had to have anyfunerals,
theleader who i am particularly fond of would like you all to know that they are being well looked after, if not a bit cold,
i am off now to let a few free to have there monthly get together and in the hope that i gain a few more dots in a couple of weeks, they are so cute when they are babies
i think that you will find that from the begining of this thread, and yes i was around at that point,i had all the dots all along and im not giving them back as they are now happy living in my little dotty parlour and have done so for several years,
if you ask nicely and form a queue they will be released back into the swinging community to fulfil there proper roles in life, althought i may add that if you happen to adopt a selection of dots that you treat them with the upmost respect that they deserve or the dotty police will be after you,
requests in writing please or they will all die and never be seen again
(this is what they look like now) ........................
Miss Ccrider(the holder of the dots), oh and i was sctcpl at that time
Post edited 14-08-2007 17:45
as long as you dont :wank in the trifle, such a waste of food.
only if mindy has perfected the art of custard and jelly making. cos i love a good trifle me, nothing like a good lady finger in the bottom. (and i do mean the sponges in the jelly not the other, but in saying that hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm sod the sponge and jelly.)
bit unsure who i am shagging or shooting now, lol
back to orlandno bloom then, so it will have to be shag so long as he brings along johnny depp for added support, or is that being greedy.
name = sean connery
i would so shag him, twice to make sure he was good (lol)
Johnny Depp
i dont want to shag but dont want to shoot as he is funny. can i shoot him and just wound him slightly.
Name - Maxi Jazz (faithless)