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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
UK

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[quote user=funkydiva35]mmmmm sexy mw....can i cum and play ova wiv u ova ur car bonnet please???[/quote] can I cum too pretty please? :P lol
true true true and have :thumbup::P The person below has passed wind while receiving oral without them knowing :uhoh:
well everyone else seems to want FFM but had a few of those so most defo MMF for us, the dirtier the better so it leaves a lasting impression :P:P:P:P
[quote user=hotstory69][quote user=ceylon1] I could give you a reference for your nurturing abilities of one of my puppies hot :thumbup: mwahxxxxxxx kiss[/quote] I'm not sure they are fully 'luvved-up' and will need a LOT more nuturing from me... just to be on the safe side... :bounce:[/quote] mmmmmm no problem, if anything of yours needs nurturing to hot, be sure to let me know? :bounce::twisted:
oi sexy funks it's was you who told him we were lesbians after I got accosted on the dancefloor lmao. you are all very welcome passionkiss glad you all had a good night, makes it worth while arranging another one sometime, watch this space ..... we had a cracking night too great to see old friends and meet new ones too. Thanks to the very sexy couple who made our night so complete once again, you know who you are :inlove: ceylons mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=funandfunky]fuck we need a fuck..........any offers????:doggy:[/quote] oh I'm sure you won't be short of offers you two. :grin:passionkiss
[color="cyan"] Hi peeps, I was receiving a fair amount of whispers in chat last night re: the meet and am aware I couldn't keep up with all the questions being fired at me :doh:. Sorry if I didn't reply to you, wasn't being rude lol. If you do still have a query then please feel free to pm me it might be easier. Mrs C :love: only one sleep to go :thrilled:[/color]
[/quoteusermwm69] If we have to walk 5 minutes to the club i might have to jump on Funky and Ceylons wheelchair for a ride..:giggle::giggle:......... cant walk very far in my high heelsrolleyes......unless anyone wants to carry me innocentlol[/quote] Mr cey waves his hand in the air frantically lol ;)
[quote user=porkypies1]:thrilled:funky ill rub cream into your arse to help it heal, and ceylon ur chocs are on there way if the sun dont melt them. looking forward to this meet so gonna have a brill time. jeff & stella AKA porkypies1 oooh stella has had a tattoo done u must ask to see it :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:[/quote] mmmmmmmmmmm melted chocolate porky, not a problem, sure we could find some use for it.:lickface::lickface::lickface:
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=ceylon1][quote user=oliviak]Now all I have to work out is what to wear!!!![/quote] whatever you feel comfy in olivia hun. ickle ish black and red dress for me with high heels if that helps. Mr c will be wearing a big one lol kiss[/quote] What? A big dress???? pmsl Well, as long as he has the legs for it I suppose...[/quote] a big smile of course olivia, although I was joking about the dress. I can't see him wearing a dress pmsl, you'll see why when you meet him lol
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1] ickle ish black and red dress for me with high heels if that helps. Mr c will be wearing a big one lol kiss[/quote] Hmmmm. Quite happy with what you're wearing here too!! smile :bounce:[/quote] I am, but later on hehehehee :twisted: it has nice little ties to twiddle too :rascal:
[quote user=oliviak]Now all I have to work out is what to wear!!!![/quote] whatever you feel comfy in olivia hun. ickle ish black and red dress for me with high heels if that helps. Mr c will be wearing a big one lol kiss
Thanks olivia sweetie passionkiss Ditto foxyfrankie about bloody time we met you guys we say :rascal: mwahxxxx Ok peeps have just mailed everyone on my list the final details. Soooooooo if you've not received yours and wanted one (a mail that is ;) lol) let me know and I'll get it to you pronto. Only 3 sleeps to go :happy: :cheers: ceylons mwahxxxxxx :love:
[quote user=hotstory69]I'm not so much a puppy QA inspector, more of a carer... :bounce: Puppies need lots of love and nurturing. :inlove: I could submit a CV, but would references count instead, from the owners of some of the puppies I've looked after in the past? Puppies given lots of attention can make their owners very happy! :happy:[/quote] I could give you a reference for your nurturing abilities of one of my puppies hot :thumbup: mwahxxxxxxx kiss
thank you sexy peeps for your good wishes xxx. On the mend now and should be ok for Saturday smile You'll find me n funkydiva sharing her wheelchair in the corner getting sozzled until the alcohol numbs our ailments and we hit the dancefloor and wreck ourselves again lol
all the best inti huni. They say life is for living and it's good to see your doing just that smile. Enjoy and spare a thought for us lot however small while your on your travels. mwahxxxxxxxxx ceylons :love:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=pleasures] did someone realy like him ????????......[/quote] Well we've never met True but I have to say I do like him, kind of! (Mr MWM here BTW). He's obviously intelligent but slightly misguided and I am sure with age he will adjust his thinking. I think he has a good sense of humour too, maybe a little twisted but again, age will mellow that. From the ladies point of view I would guess his new 6 pack look will appeal too. And as soon as he gets laid I am sure the whining will stop!!!!! But hey, what the fuck do I know! bolt :bounce:[/quote] Intelligence is only skin deep, no point in being intelligent without common sense I say. SOME intelligent people (mention no names) seem to think they are above all the rest and often have a chip on their shoulders unfortunately boink
[quote user=babydevil]ok, time to admit the truth.. I'm just a figment of the imagination lol - (JOKE!!) I've not had any comments added to my profile for about a year simply because I've not met anybody for quite a while (reasons too various to go into here). This I'm sure I'll rectify at some point in the future but in the meantime it doesn't make me dodgy or suss .. but I totally understand your suspicions and you are wise to be careful. ... saying that, right now there's nothing on my profile, full stop lol :evil2: :uhoh:[/quote] yeah but Ali you do have comments on your profile and your established. We've been chatting to a couple from another site recently, they say they have been swinging for 5 years but again, no comments on their profile from the site where they claim to have met lots of peeps confused We've yet to raise the question with them as to why they don't have any and when we do, we daresay we won't hear from them again lol
and what have you two been up to mwm and olivia? lol. He was meant to be my helper lmao bolt Just to let you all know, I've been pretty ill with a tooth abcess and mouth ulcers which in turn has left me with a very swollen face. Am so hoping that in the four days before the social, I will be well enough to come. Needless to say, if we can't be with you all, I will still send you all the details as planned and you can all carry on with the social without us :upset: Fingers crossed we can still make it. We will be gutted if we can't. mwahxxxxxxxx Mrs C :love:
Get well funky hun, we want you at Colchester Saturday, so rest up. mwahxxxx ceylons :love:
[color="cyan"] ooops the site deleted jt com off the list thinking they are a web address :doh:, sorry peeps, we know you two are very real :grin:passionkiss[/color]
[color="cyan"] Hello sexy peeps xxx The final list for people attending the social in Colchester on 26th July is as follows; COUPLES ceylon1 mwm69 1921 funandfunky sm-pd bods garethmax qanda yorkie2811 bluecafe dj2 softly28 foxyfrankie biddy porkypies juliekieth conxxway SINGLE FEMALES biggirluk oliviak ebony68 SINGLE MALES northlondon12 blkwinger83 samswarthy londonlaughs funkymaster spartacus69 aiglos If I have missed anybody out let me know asap or you will not receive the final details mid week. Can I emphasise that this is a social to be held in a bar/nightclub which is NOT a swingers club. It's a chance for you to meet like minded people, in a relaxed and friendly environment without any pressure to play. What everyone does back at their hotel rooms is entirely up to them :rascal:. There appears to be some confusion here where people are thinking that we are going to a swingers club. When I mail you all later in the week, details will include the venue address, times of meeting, dress code for the club and discounted entry fees for the club. Please do not disclose these details to anyone you do not know and who is not on this list. Ta very much. As always, if anyone has any queries then please pm me. See you all on Saturday. :cheers: Mrs c mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :love: [/color]
oooooh a fivesome then, not had one of those yet!!!! :bounce: :haha:
[quote user=mwm69]OMG!!!!!!!!!!! This time next week we'll be knee deep in perverts!!! Great isn't it!!!!!!!! :bounce:[/quote] hmmmmm prefer the term 'sexually liberated' peeps than perverts bolt :bounce: 7 sleeps to go :cheers::lickface: oh and funks, hope you're well enough to come after your accident hun, fingers crossed legs not lol passionkiss
[quote user=northlondon12]Don`t forget ya big brown saucers cey.:haha::haha: :happy::happy:[/quote] of course northy how else would I serve tea :bounce::bounce::bounce::lol2:
not sure about crystal clear waters Northy :doh: but I can do cake to go with the tea lol mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxx