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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
UK

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[quote user=aiglos][quote user=mwm69]We prefer nice soft rope! :bounce:[/quote] Yeah, I prefer softer bonds myself, but cuffs are classic, aren't they? Generally, though, I prefer to improvise with whatever's to hand; tie a girl up with her knickers, spank her with a wooden spoon or a spatula... and if you've never rogered a girl with a pyrex rolling pin, you haven't lived :evil2:[/quote] blinkbolt
[quote user=spartacus69]do you think it would be eager of me to arrive at about 11am on the day....find a pub have a few drinks!! then hopefully get some poor unsuspecting female to be really rude in the bedroom (or lift!!) all before we actually go out in the evening???? Cey let me know your thoughts I mean i wouldn't want to appear eager or naive .......rotflmao :doggy: then :smoke: pmsl[/quote] I know a nice lift in collie, meet me there at midday :lickface: :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
[quote user=spartacus69]my cock, fingers and tongue all at once...i just love to multi-task !!!!! lol :lol2::devil:[/quote] :twisted: you sexy bugga grrrr lol
booooooo mwm and funks you beat me by an inch, only 33" pins for me, although what's an inch between friends. rolleyes
[color="cyan"]Anyone I've not sent a mail to re: hotel details who want them, let me know asap. I will be posting another thread at the end of the week letting you all know who's coming. I'll also be mailing everyone who has confirmed, the final details of where we are meeting up early next week. 44 sexy peeps confirmed now :clap: mrs c mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxx :love:[/color]
[quote user=funkymaster]funks you are a bad girl takin over this thread lol[/quote] funks can do whatever she likes with our thread :grin: lol
[quote user=fun4u2me2]I approve of the approval ......... and of Ceys big brown saucers too ....... i'd like a cup of tea served off one too !! lol xx ............ ........... i have heard her boobs look bladdy FAB too !! hehehehehe xxxxx Mwah Cey babe's xxxxx[/quote] are you sure you would want tea served off them fun4? would have thought the frothy top of a cappuccino would be more fitting for the occasion :grin::haha:
[quote user=oliviak]We'll look after him at the social won't we Cey??[/quote] sure will olivia hun and you sexy lady :love:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=aiglos]I'm sorry, is this supposed to be a social or a bondage-fest? I'm not complaining, I just want to know how to dress... :devil:[/quote] No need to apologise aiglos...it's a social. What you do after though is left up to your imaginations. And boy does Mrs Cey have one of those!!! smile :) :) :bounce:[/quote] me thinks I'm not the only one with a vivid imagination around here :rascal: :bounce:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1]... wouldn't want to slip the knot now would we? [/quote] No chance babe. Once you're done you're done until one of the three of us says you're not! boink :bounce:[/quote] ooooooh my, mwm have just come over all unnecessary for some reason :devil::devil::devil: innocent abseiling here we cum :giggle:
:welcome: guys hope you have lots of fun on here, from a not so newbie couple lol mwahxxxxx ceylons :love:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1]Mr C says it's my naughty imagination closely followed by my eyes and I cringe to say this, but my nipples which he refers to as big brown saucers :haha: For him then I would say his mind also, height, bum, legs, chest, cock, nuts,big hands, big feet, fat bits, cheeky smile, gorgeous face...... ok ok then everything about him is perfect to me lol[/quote] LOL!!! We're saying nuffink!! smile :bounce:[/quote] that makes a change bolt sillyhwoar::giggle:
welcome mr london have had a chat already, see ya at the southern social mwahxxxxxxxxx ceylons mwahxxxxxx :love:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1].. and I thought I was dominant..... oh yes sir I will not drink too much sir lol mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/quote] OK, we wont either then! Can't have loose knots can we! :bounce: Just loose women smile[/quote] lol such a charmer mwm promise we won't do this drinkies wouldn't want to slip the knot now would we? :haha::haha::haha:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1]... just hope it's as good as I hope it to be for all of you.[/quote] It will be as good as we make it. So it will be brill!!! And everyone will want to buy you a thank you tipple but you will have to decline all but a few, cos we don't want you lying down on the job do we?!? Oh, yes we do actually! ;) :bounce:[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: and I thought I was dominant..... oh yes sir I will not drink too much sir lol mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mr C says it's my naughty imagination closely followed by my eyes and I cringe to say this, but my nipples which he refers to as big brown saucers :haha: For him then I would say his mind also, height, bum, legs, chest, cock, nuts,big hands, big feet, fat bits, cheeky smile, gorgeous face...... ok ok then everything about him is perfect to me lol
[quote user=oliviak]Only 12 more sleeps til I get to meet all you sexy peeps![/quote] All 40 of us olivia :thrilled: my I've been a busy busy girl lol. Looking forward to getting there now and having fun and of course a few :beer: and of course seeing some old and new friends alike. :clap: peeps just hope it's as good as I hope it to be for all of you. mwahxxxxxxx Mrs C :love:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=funkydiva35]mw...fine i can wlk slowly wiv ya.....and cus i kno u like it il put a drop off whisky in a ikkle bottle soooooooo u can hav a night cap!! cus i kno this helps u sleep!! :laughabove: cheeky funkyD x:P[/quote] We prefer to drink from the furry cup actually, but prefer them without the fur. smile :bounce:[/quote] does a landing strip count as furry mwm? lol :haha::haha::haha::haha: bolt
[quote user=mwm69].................its going to be our first social :happy: ...........and we are SOooooooo excited to meet all you celebs!!!........ but we need someone to show us the ROPES and KNOT get too TIED up with protocol.:grin: Any volunteers ???? Replies on a postcard please :rascal:[/quote] :rascal: wonder if we qualify for the task in hand or KNOT :dry: :haha::haha::haha:
thanks for bumping aiglos, think we're all waiting in anticipation :rascal: Only two weeks to wait, [size="18"]KNOT [/size]that we're counting the days of course :bounce: :happy::happy::happy:
[quote user=truescorpio]lol, this was a pretty controversial thread wasnt it? smile Not sure why anyone felt the need to dig it up again but I dont really feel the need to post anything more, Ive already made my point x[/quote] then why did you dig it up again true when you'd already made your point? :doh:loonlol
Actually the thing that annoys me most true is the fact that we have met you socially and you are NOTHING like you act on here. As mwm says come along to the Southern social, it's the best way for peeps to get to know you as the TRUER true. mwahxxxxxxx mrs c
What precisely are you trying to achieve here true :doh: Think you'll find that none of us want these heavy debates and want to have fun outside the stress we all have in the outside world. You seem obsessed with trying to wind everyone up constantly. Please do stop hun, it's not nice or at all funny. bolt Mrs C xxx
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=truescorpio]Alright folks I owe you an apology - Id had a very bad day yesterday, and it was unfair of me to go off like that, Im sorry xxx[/quote] Your humble apology is accepted Mr Scorpio :thumbup: But......... you need tying up and blindfolding and given a 'truly' good spanking:devil:..................anyone care to help lolinnocent[/quote] yeah ok you twisted our arms mwm :rascal: serens where do we hang the bells hun? hehehehe
[quote user=oliviak]Geex mwm with all thse G & Ts being bought for you at the social you are going to be PISSED![/quote] don't worry we'll tie him to a chair, save him falling over :twisted:
[quote user=oliviak]I dunno Ceylon... he doesn't seem to approve of people having fun and at parties you generally have fun, so no, I don't think he would approve. Do you think the headmaster would put us on detention if we were to have a party?????[/quote] only if he has a cane handy :rascal: :haha:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69]Fuck me! :bounce:[/quote] yeah ok Paul :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] ..................can i come too Vicky ??......and Oliviak wants to share sexy husbands too..the more the merrier she said:bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle:[/quote] :bounce::bounce::bounce: oh yeeeeees indeedy I'm feeling greedy :lickface: can the big biker guy cum too Jan? :devil:
[quote user=oliviak]I am learning a lot from wikipedia this evening... there you go I just found an educational use for sp...lol[/quote] would true approve though Olivia? :giggle::giggle::giggle:
[quote user=blondecouple]Is it actually possible to fuck a duck, never mind one in flight??[/quote] didn't someone want their duck broken for them a while back? lol
oh forget it, it's nothing to do with sex or swinging and we're not allowed to do anything else but shag eachother and be sensible on here according to some :doh: