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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
UK
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
:laughabove::rotflmao::laughabove: madmanc and gen, now there's a combination in the making :bounce:
hehe
Mrs Nosey Cey :love:[quote user=funkydiva35]hey sexy cey....r single guys welcum ???
or is it couples only??
funky nutta xx
steals her full house bak!!:doh:[/quote]
I, and I'm sure others will have the same view, have nothing against nice genuine single guys, who know how to behave at clubs, coming along hun. After all, all of us are human beings with feelings at the end of the day. It's a minority who spoil it for the good guys unfortunatley.
There are a few who are coming but the club have asked me not to allow to many. So I have to say no more single guys for this meet unless they can find a fem to couple up with.
Mrs Cey :love:
[quote user=friends3][b][i][color="orange"]Did we mention we'll be comin???? lol
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Errrr yeah Michelle, well you'd better be lol. How's your divine guesthouse filling up hun? 
[size="18"]50[/size] ultra sexy gorgeous peeps on the guestlist now, yippeee lol :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
[size="18"]50[/size] ultra sexy gorgeous peeps on the guestlist now, yippeee lol :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled: 
to all of you who have replied on here and sent me pm's.
We have 42 definates for the meet, great support peeps having been messed around so much :thumbup::clap::clap::clap::clap:
Now all we have to do is make it a night to remember, roll on the 3rd.
Stuart I've sent you a pm.
mwahxxxxxxx to all of you. Mrs C :love: great new pleasures :thumbup:
Ok, all 75 peeps mailed again :doh:. Please add your name on here or mail me if you are able to come mwahhh. This is a final decision, I won't be mailing everyone again 
so a simple yes or no is all I need to pop you on the guest list.
I am now going to rest my fingers lol
Mrs Cey :love:
so a simple yes or no is all I need to pop you on the guest list.
I am now going to rest my fingers lol
Mrs Cey :love: 