bloody typical, the lovely fruity comes back just as we're taking a break :doh:. I think you've done it one purpose fruit lol
No seriously sexy lady, good to have you back on here. We'll still be in chat and m s n, so catch you in there sometime :rose:
mwahxxxxxxxxxx ceylons :love:
[quote user=Pandora_98]Fantastic night ceylon hunni, thank u once again,
I love ur partys, when's the next one.
To all the sexy peeps that came thank u for making my night. Till the next 1 guys see u soon.[/quote]
Pandora, the flowers were beautiful, just like you. :rose:
:inlove::inlove: understand totally funky hun, although you will be very much missed :inlove::inlove:
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here.
Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'
Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he passed wind.
Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
'You must be new,' answered the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you pass wind, it implies that you called for me.'
The huge man easily spun him around, put
him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
$500 membership fee.' 'But Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours.
You haven't had a chance to see all of our facilities.'
'Listen lady,' he replied, 'I'm 68 years old.
I only get an erection once a month, but I pass wind 15 times a day.
I'm out of here.'
Well we've already spoken Ali and I have your new messy addy. I totally understand why you are going , there are a large amount of people on here now who don't seem to give a damn about other people feelings and just lack respect for other people, full stop. I know it is hard for me to turn a blind eye, but as a mod, you simply can't so it must be very very hard indeed to cope with.
As sid n nancy have said why don't you just give up the star bit, at least till you go to Canada. Just a thought.
Will miss you stacks, you are quite simply one of the best and long standing mods I have ever seen on the site since I have been on here. Always efficient, fair and did the job, not for your own self importance but for the reasons it should be done and that is to help others.
Will be very sad to see you go. Speak to you soon hun.
Love V xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sorry Lolly hun yep indeed 2 more sleeps but I needed everyone to see the above notice mwahhhhh :inlove:
[quote user=ceylon1][size="18"][color="red"]URGENT PLEASE NOTE, ESPECIALLY THE SINGLE GUYS WHO ARE COMING TO THIS MEET[/color][/size]
[color="cyan"]Hi peeps, there appears to be some confusion re: membership charges etc for this meet, where people have phoned the club and been told differently to what I have told them. I have spoken to Lynn at the club tonight and this is what she has confirmed with me.
Everyone to bring two forms of ID;
1 photographic
1 showing evidence of your address.
Nobody needs to join the club for this meet, so the charges are £25 for couples, £30 for males and £5 for females.
Just tell Lynn at the door that you have come for the [size="18"]CEYLON[/size] meet and they will let you in without membership. If any couples do want to join the club then it's £6 membership, so entirely up to you.
SINGLE MALES will not be allowed into the club if you have not told me you are coming, that is unless you are already a member of the club. I have given the club your profile names and Lynn will not be letting any guys in who are not on her list.
Single males confirmed to me as coming are;
genuine_guy9
gdn
si2171
funkymaster
spartacus69
sensual_guy
I have given these names to Lynn who will be on the door and all you'll have to pay is £30 to get in.
Hope this helps to clarify things for you all.
mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C :love:
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[size="18"][color="red"]URGENT PLEASE NOTE, ESPECIALLY THE SINGLE GUYS WHO ARE COMING TO THIS MEET[/color][/size]
[color="cyan"]Hi peeps, there appears to be some confusion re: membership charges etc for this meet, where people have phoned the club and been told differently to what I have told them. I have spoken to Lynn at the club tonight and this is what she has confirmed with me.
Everyone to bring two forms of ID;
1 photographic
1 showing evidence of your address.
Nobody needs to join the club for this meet, so the charges are £25 for couples, £30 for males and £5 for females.
Just tell Lynn at the door that you have come for the [size="18"]CEYLON[/size] meet and they will let you in without membership. If any couples do want to join the club then it's £6 membership, so entirely up to you.
SINGLE MALES will not be allowed into the club if you have not told me you are coming, that is unless you are already a member of the club. I have given the club your profile names and Lynn will not be letting any guys in who are not on her list.
Single males confirmed to me as coming are;
genuine_guy9
gdn
si2171
funkymaster
spartacus69
sensual_guy
I have given these names to Lynn who will be on the door and all you'll have to pay is £30 to get in.
Hope this helps to clarify things for you all.
mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C :love:
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boss, as a newbie I'm not sure you should have lots and lots of naughty sex, it might scare you too much. We wouldn't want to lose a hot blooded newbie like you so soon now would we lol :bounce:
Take Oli's advice and let her hold your hand gently to start with. :grin:
Hi Peter you could always arrange it for xmas in Colchester so I don't have to do it yaaaay lol. Only kidding, let us know where and when hun mwahxxxxxxx
[quote user=friends3][size="18"][b][color="orange"][i]O.K.....Leaving farm house at and then returning from club at close of play so to speak!!lol Excellent![/i][/color][/b][/size][/quote]
Cheers Michelle hun mwahxxxxxxxxx
[color="cyan"]
Just a wee reminder for all. I spoke with the club on Friday night and they have asked me to remind you all to remember your two forms of ID to join the club. These must be.....
[color="violet"]I photographic, i.e passport or driving licence.
1 proof of address, i.e a utility bill.[/color]
If you don't have these, you won't be allowed into the club.
Also remember the club doesn't have a licence to sell alcohol, so don't forget your booze. They do sell mixers though
not long now peeps :cheers:
Mrs cey :love:[/color]
okey dokes Rosie, I will bring twister, and don't forget we're all doing the hokey cokey as well. :thumbup::bounce:
[quote user=biggirluk]ooh it is gonna be such a quiet night at chams:grin:[/quote]
Oh I know Rosie, what can we do to liven it up? :devil: any ideas?
[quote user=mikem]A lovely Welsh accent! Lovely[/quote]
ooooh mikem look out for Mrs serens40 then :thumbup:
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Lots of peeps have requested a list of people confirmed as attending next weeks Chameleons club meet, so here it is mwahxxxxx
Ceylon1
Hotstory69 and needsexywomen
Mwm69
Genuine_guy9
Flights
Funandfunky
Phda
Wendysampson
Stevenkel
Twoontwo
Dorbo
Vixen1
P2l4ever
Princessstar
Shellmell
Marc1donna2
Leggyass
Wetnstu
Gdn
Pandora_98
Girlsontop
Pleasures
Biggirluk + friend
Si2171
Compact
Funkymaster
Tiffany_mark
Friends3
Sudsy and the_lady
Stuart9474 + friend
Georgecat + friend
58 peeps in total :clap:, roll on the 3rd :cheers:
Mrs C :love:
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Most definately a guy with a soft Irish drawl mmmmmmmmmmmm
bladdy hell, I only said True had skin thicker than one :scared: :haha::haha::haha:
:doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy: will these do ya Northy? :rascal:
[color="cyan"]
Just to let you all know, there are limited rooms available in the hotel adjascent to Chameleons and last time I spoke to friends3 they are full as well. So, if anyone still hasn't booked, I'd suggest you do so now.
I'll be posting a list of attendees for the meet in the next few days. If you don't wish your names to appear on the list then let me know.
mwahxxxxxxxxx Mrs C :love:[/color]
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sudsy, there should be more guys like you on here. :inlove: 
So, to the 48 sexy peeps who came, thanks for supporting the meet and coming along, after some difficult moments with organising this one and for making it a night to remember.
mwm, the cards will go all soggy in the Jacussi, you'll have to bring something else sexy lady :grin:
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Get outta here sexy boss. If you're a newbie, then I'm a nun lol
mwahxxxxxxxxx Mrs C :love:
hwoar: :lick:
mwahxxxxxxxxx