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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
UK
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[quote user=miss_ccrider]Oh alright you lot,
I would be more than happy with 11 inches too.
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ahhh well that just blows Mr C right out of the window, he's crying now cc lol
personally, 8" is my limit, anything bigger at full thrust then ouchie the next day lol although I do like a bit of girth :devil:
Mrs C :love:
mwahxxxxxxxx ceys :love:
[quote user=mwm69]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Thats even less helpful than our cheese and trap method:giggle::giggle:
.............OH, just thought of something else twoons..:grin:............what about a load of pussies let loose in the loft ??? :haha::haha:
You know you love us really :happy:[/quote]
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[quote user=oliviak][quote user=ceylon1]Yeeaaah funks hun we learnt from the masters ;):grin: 
Dr. Dr. my back hurts what would you recommend, I think it needs a good rub with something but I don't know what? :devil: 
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I am sure you can get remote control back massagers too cey...:dry:[/quote]
ooops sorry Oli, that jogged my memory lol. You have mail, happy shopping hehe. 
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Dr. Dr. my back hurts what would you recommend, I think it needs a good rub with something but I don't know what? :devil: [/quote]
I am sure you can get remote control back massagers too cey...:dry:[/quote]
ooops sorry Oli, that jogged my memory lol. You have mail, happy shopping hehe. assionkiss: Really good idea Ray n Kath.
We remember a year or so back when we needed an engineer and nearly passed out at the prospect of calling out a local engineer lol.
Luckily for us we knew a PC bod from here who came and sorted it all for us, but they are no longer on this site.
So anyone on here who repairs computers in the Essex area, your presence would be gratefully noted lol
ceylons :love:
[quote user=twoontwo]thanks guys but cats an jack russells ummm would that be better than mice, dead mice or cat piss ????? and big holes in the settee where the jack russell has been lol[/quote]
D and T, I think it's a case for pest control guys, they will get rid of the dead uns too. My parents live on a farm like you do and had the same problem a few years back. Yes they have Jack Russells and Cats lol but nothing worked.
Looks like you'll have to pay to get rid of them though
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mwahxxxxxxx :love:
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mwahxxxxxxx :love: 
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Little boys do like to play.... ;) :bounce::haha::haha::haha:
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oh yes you can sexy Oli. If you're nice and give me plenty of We would love to come for a good old knees up and 
A pub/club venue would be brill.
Will keep an eye on the forum for more details as we'll be on free membership by then and won't be able to reply to any mail.
Well done for taking on the organising hurricane and pies. :thumbup: mwahhhhxxxx
ceylons :love:
A pub/club venue would be brill.
Will keep an eye on the forum for more details as we'll be on free membership by then and won't be able to reply to any mail.
Well done for taking on the organising hurricane and pies. :thumbup: mwahhhhxxxx
ceylons :love: What starts with F and Ends in K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem ?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal : 'What is 3 x 3 ?'
Harry : '9.'
Principal : 'What is 6 x 6 ?'
Harry : '36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal,' Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question !
Harry replied : 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks : 'What does a dog do that a man steps into ?'
Harry : 'Pants.'
Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C , ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?'
Harry : ' Coconut.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks :' What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?'
Harry : 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks : 'What word starts with an ' F ' and ends in ' K ' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?'
Harry : 'Fire truck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,' Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...
[quote user=serens40]Well we think that there has to be an all round mutual attraction otherwise it's not going to work. Ultimately a couple should really talk to each other and decide what their boundaries are and what they are both comfortable with. Just speaking for ourselves, it would be no good one or both of us thinking yes we would like to play with one half of a couple and not the other so that would be a non starter. It's one of the reasons that we take our time to get to know people, not only because that's our way but attraction can develop over time. As for the fem maybe wanting to meet a single male, then we go back to what a couples interests and boundaries are, if it's your thing then fine if not then no problem ... debs and paul xxx[/quote]
spot on serens :clap: