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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
UK
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, that makes me sound boring :(
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but we know your not :rascal::rascal::rascal:[quote user=serens40]1. We're having fun.
2. If there's something in the forum that catches our eye we might add to it, positive or negative.
3. Although generally easy going, sometimes there are things which annoy us all. These may differ from person to person but such is life.
4. It's been said that there are people with hang ups over swinging, that is so true in so many ways .. maybe one partner is doing it for the other or one wants fun and doesn't want the other to have any, but everyone is different, it's what makes the world go around.
5. Whether we like it or not the site caters for everyone and every taste, not everyone will get on but with just a little good manners as a benchmark and a little less paranoia it may well be a happier place.
Now lets all have a blast and enjoy ourselves 
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:clap: serens spot on. 
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:clap: serens spot on. 
agree with everything said above.
We even put it on our profile that we wouldn't respond to pg's unless there was an accompanying message. Didn't work one bit which just goes to show that people do not read profiles.
We're even getting them through now, even though it says we're taking a break from here for a while :doh:
I also find it creepy when the people who have sent you their PG just sit in the chatroom perving you on cam without talking to you 
Mrs Cey :love: 
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hwoar::censored::grin:
sorry I dunno what came over me then :doh:
Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery.
He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the
first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery
where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,
"We missed the R ! We missed the R !
We missed the R !"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,
"The word was...
CELEBRATE!!!"
The 11th Husband.... A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
'Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver
'Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him ... (think about it!)
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited.' 'Wonderful,' said the husband, 'but why?'
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed
keep forgetting we're offskie hgekgkfwkjkfwfwhshsbhsssa :doh:[quote user=dr_dave]Diary for the 18th Oct..........
Quite late on last night.. so glad I did go on though 
.... Hell fire... 
Shall I go naked and try to beat Erik's current record of 4 hours wanking?? Cey - I will have to return the fav and give you a show :D....... You choose where the cam goes :D..
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Doccie D.... you might wish you hadn't said that I might hold you to it. :grin::evil2::evil2::evil2:
.... Hell fire...
Shall I go naked and try to beat Erik's current record of 4 hours wanking?? Cey - I will have to return the fav and give you a show :D....... You choose where the cam goes :D..
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Doccie D.... you might wish you hadn't said that I might hold you to it. :grin::evil2::evil2::evil2: [quote user=miss_ccrider]woo hoo, That almost sounds like a threat............ and im geting kind of turned on by it.
If im naughty Mr C would you spank me,
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thats only so Mrs C has to kiss it better, well it would only be fair.
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well maybe CC..... although you have to be a really, really bad girl so that Mrs C can spend hours kissing it at better for you then it's a deal :thumbup: :twisted:
then it's a deal :thumbup: :twisted: