:giggle:[quote user=dr_dave]Mine was easy...
Dr - cause I'm doing a PHD
Dave - cause I think dave is a great name... Good name for a pet... Like Steve... not my real name - like Oli, didn't want to use my real name, though a full face pic kinda ruins the mystique....
Great thread.... Hat off.
Dr D[/quote]
I think you should have called yourself..... wait for it..........
hergshfiskfjnjfnkfnjnkjdnjnj :giggle::giggle::giggle:
oh and we called ourselves ceylon, because we went on honeymoon there (old name for sri lanka) not cos we like tea lol. Just thought it a pretty name which just slid off our tongues at the time.
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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
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:inlove:There is no room for insecurities in this game full stop.
If Mr C was unhappy with any situation... then I would notice and stop it and vice versa.
Luckily, it's not happened to us too often within our swinging career lol. Let's just say we're so in tune with eachother that we know instantly if something is not quite right with a meet and it's experience over the years which has led us to be cautious and not rush into meets.
We will never understand how couples on this site could do anything or continue with anything knowing their other half is unhappy. Have even seen couples come onto this site to try and spice their relationships up because they were already failing..... needless to say they never last long as a couple on here.
Funky hun we've chatted a great deal about your situation over the past months, so please don't we're having a pop at you hun. You are so doing the right thing. We all know you two are perfect together. :inlove:
Swinging is and has been a lifestyle for us for 3 years now. And we both know we'll never leave for as long as we're able to have fun and make new friends in the process then we will do. Or of course, until one of us says 'I've had enough'.
mwahxxxxxxxxxx ceylons :love:
[quote user=tiffany_mark][color="darkred"]Can admin note on my part i never want to be motm, i hear it sucks big time and you get sooooo many stupid emails or in reversal people asume your the couple that have shagged the most people on the site 
and that deffinatly isnt us 
dam! somone come shag uuuuuus 
but back to fruit i agree i logged on earlier and very weirdly said to mark im sure its been a month since the clowns were on have they been voted again for this month but obviously not its a couple that weve never seen before and a very lush women with her boobies out :D 'thanks god for boobies' dont think id get through the day without seeing a pair
and lastly how come its not 1st-30th/31st it changes on the 5th :S bit wierd aint it?[/color]
[color="violet"]luff tiffy and mark ...but mostly tiffy :D:D xxxxxxxxxx[/color][/quote]
Thanks fruity hun but we have already been MOM and yes it did suck lol. We always feel sorry for the people who are voted on nowadays and think, oh dear wonder if their mailbox looks like a cock forest yet! :haha:
Ok we're off for our break now lol :bolt: [quote user=baylisstic]well The Bays are not shy when it comes to socials so please put us on the definate maybe list and keep us updated with details please,will have to sort the sitter thing out,Stevenage is soooooo close it would be very rude not to try,and so many of our sexy friends are going,love ya, Kat and Neil xxxxxxx[/quote]
:thrilled:
:neutral: lol[quote user=hotstory69]grrrrrr... you lot are making me wish i wasn't busy on the 27th! :doh:
Sounds like I am going to be missing the best party of the year! :cry:
Oh well.. will have to make up for some other time... :thrilled:[/quote]
Best party of the year for def Mr Hot, which means it's not to be missed and you HAVE to come surely :thumbup:
See you there then! ;) :bounce:
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
[quote user=fruitmedley][quote user=ceylon1]I have a nightmare buying bra's too mwm :doh:
I'm a 34F and have been known to bust of of a 34G 
Finding nice pretty bras in larger sizes can be a complete nightmare and you have to pay the earth for them too.
I would truly love to be a nice normal size, something like a 34C/D then maybe I could pick out something I really like from the rails which actually fits me.
The same goes for dresses, size 10/12 below and a 14 on top. Try finding a dress which fits like a glove with that combination :uhoh:
Mrs C :love:[/quote]
Mrs Cey, I have the same problem. I have been currently been wearing a 38g but often fall out especially if it a balconette bra. The security just isnt there!!
Yes its lovely to have big boobs that catch attention but totally would love to be able to get off the peg bras that dont look like they are scaffolding based.
Also as I am on my own I dont have a sexy man to buy me sexies that are supportive but sexy as they cost a fortune. And the my boobs flippin change size and the situation starts all over again lol.
Dreaming of 36c boobs again......[/quote]
my workout bra is so reinforced it could be used as a chastity boob belt :haha:
Finding nice pretty bras in larger sizes can be a complete nightmare and you have to pay the earth for them too.
I would truly love to be a nice normal size, something like a 34C/D then maybe I could pick out something I really like from the rails which actually fits me.
The same goes for dresses, size 10/12 below and a 14 on top. Try finding a dress which fits like a glove with that combination :uhoh:
Mrs C :love:[/quote]
Mrs Cey, I have the same problem. I have been currently been wearing a 38g but often fall out especially if it a balconette bra. The security just isnt there!!
Yes its lovely to have big boobs that catch attention but totally would love to be able to get off the peg bras that dont look like they are scaffolding based.
Also as I am on my own I dont have a sexy man to buy me sexies that are supportive but sexy as they cost a fortune. And the my boobs flippin change size and the situation starts all over again lol.
Dreaming of 36c boobs again......[/quote]
my workout bra is so reinforced it could be used as a chastity boob belt :haha: [quote user=miss_ccrider]Mrs C, you will be happy to know that said flights have infact now been booked. Miss Ccrider is coming to get you, oh and Mr C of course. :bounce::bounce:
Im so excited, yet a bit scared also(hee hee not of the Ceylons). I have never been on a plane before on my own, i feel like an adult now, My god im going to get lost, im going up end up in Tokyo.:doh::doh:
Oh well, If i dont get lost i will see all you sexy buggers in Stevenage.
Miss CC
xxxx
Oh yes and im the shy one who will be hiding behind Mr C (the only guy tall enough for me to hide behind):lickface::lickface:[/quote]
wooohooo :clap: roll on 27th. Looking forward to seeing you again gorgeous gal. And.... you can have a 
or 10 this time as well 
As for hiding behind Mr C, how about you hide under him :lick: hehehe.
or 10 this time as well
As for hiding behind Mr C, how about you hide under him :lick: hehehe. They have gone off to Grenada to get hitched Doccie....so your appraisal will have to wait, although I think your doing fine so far 
selfless I know. Even more so since they showed us where they were staying and they forgot to pack us in their trunk before they went.
Those mwm's have a lot to answer for when they get back we can tell you Best they bring a paddle back with them so we can use it on them lol
:bounce:
selfless I know. Even more so since they showed us where they were staying and they forgot to pack us in their trunk before they went.
Those mwm's have a lot to answer for when they get back we can tell you Best they bring a paddle back with them so we can use it on them lol
:bounce: [quote user=miss_ccrider]Shall we both find out Mrs C how he is with a paddle.
Off to have a hunt for cheap flights
p.s anyone fancy a bunk up with a lonely wee(well sort of:) ) scottish girl. Fully house trained :) May get up in middle of night and try and burp and wind you, but otherwise well behaved :grin::grin:
xxxx[/quote]
Just has to be done now CC doesn't it. Hope your not :scared: doccie haha.
If you want to bunk in with us hun we won't complain at all. You know we are very well behaved.
Oh and Northy hwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar: to you too lol
p.s anyone fancy a bunk up with a lonely wee(well sort of:) ) scottish girl. Fully house trained :) May get up in middle of night and try and burp and wind you, but otherwise well behaved :grin::grin:
xxxx[/quote]
Just has to be done now CC doesn't it. Hope your not :scared: doccie haha.
If you want to bunk in with us hun we won't complain at all. You know we are very well behaved.
Oh and Northy hwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar: to you too lol [quote user=miss_ccrider][quote user=dr_dave][quote user=miss_ccrider]just a wee quick question. How far is London Luton from Stevenage? Hee hee looks about an inch on the map.
I have been looking into flights and may come down, but its not a definate as yet.
xxxx[/quote]
CC,
Luton airport is about 13 miles from Stevenage.
Thank you for using SP sat nav, please use us again.. [/quote]
cheeky bugger, your for it :)[/quote]
Oh isn't he just CC. But then again, so are you :rascal: I wonder if our resident Doc is any good with a paddle or would he just
:bounce:
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cheeky bugger, your for it :)[/quote]
Oh isn't he just CC. But then again, so are you :rascal: I wonder if our resident Doc is any good with a paddle or would he just
:bounce: [quote user=miss_ccrider]Mrs C, will you please stop talking about your breasts. I cant handle it anymore
xxxx[/quote]
oh I'm sure you could handle.... IT.... THEM.... and MR C, all at the same time if my memory serves me correctly CC :grin:
Oh and fancy a PADDLE while your at the seaside? hehehe
:love:
I have a nightmare buying bra's too mwm :doh:
I'm a 34F and have been known to bust of of a 34G
Finding nice pretty bras in larger sizes can be a complete nightmare and you have to pay the earth for them too.
I would truly love to be a nice normal size, something like a 34C/D then maybe I could pick out something I really like from the rails which actually fits me.
The same goes for dresses, size 10/12 below and a 14 on top. Try finding a dress which fits like a glove with that combination :uhoh:
Mrs C :love:
Finding nice pretty bras in larger sizes can be a complete nightmare and you have to pay the earth for them too.
I would truly love to be a nice normal size, something like a 34C/D then maybe I could pick out something I really like from the rails which actually fits me.
The same goes for dresses, size 10/12 below and a 14 on top. Try finding a dress which fits like a glove with that combination :uhoh:
Mrs C :love: