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Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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Ok folks my sexy five would be..........
1. horny sexy jamie MMMMMMMMMM
2. gotta have the ever crazy diva (wouldnt be a party with out her hehe
3. My best bud cherese 1998
4. sparxyv so hot hehe
5. Boss coz he is such a cutie
there are loads others too.... infact just about everyone i have spoken too but hey im not as greedy as diva so i will just be content with my top 5 :giggle:
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[quote user=northlondon12]I don`t know what i`m really like thats for the people i`ve met to say really........alright I know I`m a wanka....but i`m a wanka that means well.....:haha::haha:
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from my experiance northy ur normally p!ssed lol, as for me im shy and retirering in real life..................
[quote user=funkydiva35]rite lets get this party movin.....cus its gonna take me to get it started aint it....
1. me hubby to be mr funky
2. funkymaster, me partner in crime
3. the sexy peeps that started this thread...tara n hubby
4. me old mate spartacus
5. sexy bastard jamie
sorry has to be more peeps.....sorry folks!!
6. norffyyy foooka to take me pix
7. sexy kentbri
8. sexy30 me old mate raccccccccca
10. hot_student
11. cmon dj
12. monty n jessy
13. hed kandi
14. norties
15. paulsextoys and hotbabe
16. pitandjane
17. sexy boss
18. the sexy and i mean very sexy jeffs..
19. sexy 40...
20. me old mate n best buddie chunkymunkie!!
u kno wot, jus every fucka that knows how to hav a laff and smile and live life to the max, and cmon lifes to short, iv learnt that, and if iv missed u off then pls 4giv me, im twatted!!
funkyD xx[/quote]
ffs only managed 9th lol
Well hello peeps! 
Newbie single girl here could do with some advice on how to get my head around this site. Have braved the chatroom a few times but often I am the only single girl in there and get completely inundated by whispers...mainly by the single guys :eek:
I have been lucky enough to chat to a couple of nice people so far and and have already learnt pretty quickly how to spot the time wasters but would like the chance to get to know a few of you regular folks who can show me the ropes and point me in the right direction. 
I would really love to make some new lovely friends! :happy:
:kiss::kiss::kiss:
Newbie single girl here could do with some advice on how to get my head around this site. Have braved the chatroom a few times but often I am the only single girl in there and get completely inundated by whispers...mainly by the single guys :eek:
I have been lucky enough to chat to a couple of nice people so far and and have already learnt pretty quickly how to spot the time wasters but would like the chance to get to know a few of you regular folks who can show me the ropes and point me in the right direction.
I would really love to make some new lovely friends! :happy:
:kiss::kiss::kiss: [quote user=ceylon1][color="red"]im in, lets try frinton......dress code blue rinse lol[/quote][/color]
wont let me throught the gates any more cey lol
Just cos you wanna get in with the oldens up there Racca bet they love Max Bygraves too, right up your street hey :laughabove: 
Although Frinton does have a nice beach, maybe a beach party with some skinny dipping thrown in lol[/quote]
Although Frinton does have a nice beach, maybe a beach party with some skinny dipping thrown in lol[/quote] 
Seren xxxxgood luck with this thread true. its a cracking idea, but i fear it will not be on here for long. we all know or have our suspisions on whos profiles are fake, who are single guys pretending to be couples. we can see the length of time peeps have been here without ever meeting people, and we have all sent out mail to people without getting a responce, but how do we really know if they are fake. i would hate to put someones name on here and then to find out i was wrong. i dont really think anyone can be judge and jury, as much as i'd like.
all in all, i think its something that we just have to put up with, tred this minefield of bogusness ( nice word if it actually exsists lol )
and enjoy the fun that can be had
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RIGHT TRUE as your official guardian angel i totally insist that you dont leave :upset:
I no that i havent spoken all that much to ya but i always always read your threads and i defend you when folk think your arrogant and unapproachable and i think your great cause your so bright and eloquent and people just misunderstand you... :yawn: OPPPS sorry i feel asleep there for a minute going on like that 
Anyway what i really want to say is your a good guy at heart True and i respect your views and really dont want you to leave
[size="18"]OK [color="red"]thats me done[/color] [/size]
You can tell i aint posted anything on here for a while :lol2:
Anyway what i really want to say is your a good guy at heart True and i respect your views and really dont want you to leave
[size="18"]OK [color="red"]thats me done[/color] [/size]
You can tell i aint posted anything on here for a while :lol2: [quote user=intigueme]yes lord..where the hell have you been buddy?
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Ah i was away for work met someone special, when I got back my subscription had expired and I decided to take some time out. Anyway its been a bit of a whirlwind and totally unexpected for me, only problem is relationship is very long distance currently but on the plus side is totally open.......
Anyway i'll leave it at that since this is a totally thread hijack!!!!!! xxx
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This is actually a good thread true so well done 
As for us I think the main difference between online chat and cam and the real people, is that I am a fair bit quieter and quite shy in real life and mr serens is more the extrovert. Other than that we are exactly what it says on the tin .... we have a little tease on cam but never go that far in the chatroom, we're not against it but in an open chatroom it's not for us. Equally we're not looking to meet people every weekend or every month .... we know when the right people come along and we like to chat to them both and build up a connection, that's not everyones way I know but hey we do what we are comfortable with not what others expect of us lol. The ultimate aim is to meet likeminded people for us and if that takes some time then that's how it is. It is fair to say that a person can be anyone they like online if they so wish, but for us I think it's fair to say that in reality it's role reversal in the confidence stakes lol.
As for us I think the main difference between online chat and cam and the real people, is that I am a fair bit quieter and quite shy in real life and mr serens is more the extrovert. Other than that we are exactly what it says on the tin .... we have a little tease on cam but never go that far in the chatroom, we're not against it but in an open chatroom it's not for us. Equally we're not looking to meet people every weekend or every month .... we know when the right people come along and we like to chat to them both and build up a connection, that's not everyones way I know but hey we do what we are comfortable with not what others expect of us lol. The ultimate aim is to meet likeminded people for us and if that takes some time then that's how it is. It is fair to say that a person can be anyone they like online if they so wish, but for us I think it's fair to say that in reality it's role reversal in the confidence stakes lol. 