i would talk to ya funkyD if you were not mad lol
but you would'nt be any other way babes thats what we love about you
i will be seeing you later you sexy fooooooka
[quote user=jayne_damian]67% of the web is porn sites[/quote]
Hang on, thinking about it, thats not a useless fact :haha:
67% of the web is porn sites
icckle funky d you get madder and zaniyer by the hour - and we love ya for it .... keep the cloud sailing huni .... pk n jj xx xx xx
I'm a fully qualified driving instructor and have been for 10 years.
Before that I was working in the IT business for 12 years. I have been to a few local swingers to install wireless networks and to remove viruses/spyware because of the "questionable" nature of the material on their PCs. Not something they want to take to PC World.
Carl
On average a man will produce 53litres/ of ejaculate in his lifetime.
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
cum play with me i am bored at home
whats the ggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for babes you like walkies
:haha:Forget them all .... the contents of my toffee tin rock .... what is it? ann summers used to call it a clit kit and awesome is not the word right **** lol no names :devil:
Ahh the usual, Angelina Jolie, Elisha Cuthbert.. purrrr, Penelope Cruz and there is something about Scarlett Johansson.
If i could get all of them in bed at once, I would be one happy chappy!
75 people die each year playing Twister.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour..
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why!
noooooo norrrfffyyy im staying in my icle shell its safe here from the funky woman...... actually funky lady wanna come join us in our shell??? its smooth and hard just how you like it!!!
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I've heard the glass ones are supposed to be brilliant too but haven't tried one yet.[/color]
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The glass ones are fantastic, Jayne loves hers
Central London somewhere sounds good, easy for all to get to.
Ok I'm a bit confussed and for me (Lolly) thats very easy!!
Which La Chambra thread are we replying on?? this one????????????????? LOL!!
Lolly x x x
Ok I'm a bit confussed and for me (Lolly) thats very easy!!
Which La Chambra thread are we replying on?? this one or the other one?? LOL!!
Lolly x x x
Ok I'm a bit confussed and for me (Lolly) thats very easy!!
Which La Chambra thread are we replying on?? this one or the one with the guest list on??
Lolly x x x
mail us and tell more lol
I'd love to come and join you guys... based in SW london so easy to get to surrey and I know a few good spots, lets talk...
how about spongebob square pants and Sandy the squirrel lol
any time is good for me Ros. happy to have a meeting in cambridge in the morning and join you for lunch?!?
count me in for that robnsue and pish
its got to be Jackie Chan...... physically fit as fook could go for hours and could make me a chinese after mmmmmmmmmmm chinese (homer simpson moment)
Here is a little tip we cant stop indulging in at the moment...... restrained to the bed, blindfold and earplugs (thosed squidgy things they wear in factories lol) When 3 of your senses are taken away, you dont know what part of your body is going to be touched and when (or more ppl if your lucky mmm)and best of all ..... all you can hear is your own breathe deepening with the more pleasure you get. Although you may want to close the windows as we all know how loud we speak when listening to music through ear phones so imagine the screams!!!
Failing that Im with blonde, just reverse restrain the lads and watch britains got talent :P
hi there i would love to play with a guy while you watch and join in its my biggest fantasy
I'm up for a southern shindig, I missed MK3 :-(