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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent

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[color="green"]... oh and did I say I offer a naked ironing service ... :lol2: I you have soemthing that needs pressing - just let me know smile John xx[/color]
cum and join the clan then all welcome nuttas or not hop on..............
i think i was a bit twatted when i wrote that message lol .......... when am i not ............ i think it was ment to say it is goin to be a big one weddin all the twatted ones and nuttas get ay wings out for the party of ya life.............
we are a genuine couple looking for regular fun and friendship with as many local couples or girls as possible or ones willing to travel to us. any takers???
ah funky always you to save us... all be it somewhere near the 20's lol.... better get the skills goin to creep up that chart :P
totally with you two we just havnt got the memory to be good liars and serves absolutely no purpose... we are us, you dont have to like us but we like each other..... oh and we like you dee n tee mmmm smile
[quote user=ukbadman]I think a great place to start in the fake spotting is the single females gallery. Have a look. I know that some must be genuine, but there are alot of very professional looking pics there. Usually 3 to a 'too good to be true, looking for single males' profile. :-)[/quote] Well from one of those single girls on here that has been accused many times so far of being too good to be true.... The pic on my profile does happen to be a professional one, but only because I am trying to show myself in the best light. And True can verify that is really me.... (even if I don't look quite as good on cam as in my pic :haha: ) so there are some of us who are genuine newcomers. As I am only rather new to this site I am yet to have my first meet (although will be popping my SP cherry next week! :thrilled: ) but have made sure at the moment I see the person/people on webcam first to verify who they are and I also let them see me. If they don't have a webcam (pity you don't True sad but your comments speak for you kiss ) I at least make sure they have comments to show me they have had other meets and are genuine. As a single girl I get inundated with private galleries of men's bits which I have to say I would rather not get as I prefer to be surprised! So hopefully after a couple of meets of my own people can start putting up their comments and others can see how genuine I really amments and webcam....my way of verifying people. As a single girl I do of course need to be concerned for my safety more so than a lot of others. If anyone has any other ways of verifying people I would love to hear... Anyway, that's enough of my two cents worth....
foooook the vodka need me best m8's billy n charlie love them lol.....
always good to ride a good hard cock in the mornin it keeps you going for the rest of the day
gangbang i like the sounds of that bring it on where do i sign please tell.....
it good to be in the mad house we all love it once you in you don't want to leave it.....
me again startin to talk shit once again lol all alone funkyd has left me to go to bed oh my god.......... bothh been up all nite twatted again need to peeeeeee but cant be bothered to go think i mite have to do it in me pants again oh my god i do smell lol..... think i will have to jump in shower with funky later we have to share the water coz we are cuttin back lol ......... told you all i would be talking about otta shit again but never mind all good fun in the twatted funky world that we in
Well im just a lowly licensee.....boo hoo nothing very exciting or usful there Mr is a HGV driver who also likes to deliver a load :grin:
Have you made a decision on meeting cpls yet True:evil2: Cause when you do you no where to find us :giggle: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
I thought i would start on up for all you nuttas out there....you know who you are i wonderhow many nuttas leave messages on here
oh i see you all keepin on the strong stuff lol...... bring me the vodka.....
me n funky have been thinkin that some of you mite not aprove of some of our activities biggirl you know what we mean...... cey did'nt put you done cuz you hate the word cunt and when frisky funky shouts fuk my cunt serienxx your welcum to have harty babes cuz you are a sexy fukka and you own a pub so bring on the free beers funymasters turn xxxjamiexxx funkyd mrfunky spartics n his big cock biddy Dj2 hotbabes best m8 charlie n billy and anyone who thinks they can handle the funky and funky and pleasure dome....tickets on sale now towels provided and wet ones... certifiate PG
oh my god funkyd.....is Ronald a pooooooooooof well i never taking me kids to see him again now but i am going to see him and see if i can get a happy meal but only if i been bad boi
truescorpio................ funkyd wont let me out she says i have been too bad to play outside......... its a hard life
well they are still fitting fuk me its a long fit dont think it will ever end but think Ronald is my fav to win now though i think ......... just eating a Ronald burga its great lol......... lots of ketchup
i know i feel the same way about funkyd and norths frerads they are great fun funkyd is me bitch lol she a foooooookin nutta but ar'nt we all though funky world is great best planet i have been on .........now i am just talking shit once again
funky loves a good fuk lol............. i should know i had to watch it again last nite oh what a hard life i lead .......