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Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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A woman wakes up in hospital after a pussy tuck operation to find three bouquets of flowers by the first from the surgeon for a successful operation ... the second from her husband to show his love for her ... the third from fred on the burns ward for his new ears.
A welsh bloke rings the local paper to place an obituary for his dearly departed wife. He can only afford a £1 entry which will get him three words .. just put blodwyn is dead he tells the clerk .. the clerk feels sorry for him and says he could have another three words free of charge .. ok he says, put blodwyn is dead fiesta for sale .
Well, I have been on this site for nearly two months now and after taking awhile to get my head around the chatroom I am now getting to know a few people in there and feel like I am finally getting into the swing (no pun intended :haha: ) of things.
I have my first meet set up for tomorrow night (well second really seeing my first one cancelled) and of course I am a little nervous, but definitely excited and am looking forward to it.
I have run all sorts of scenarios through my head in case it doesn't go to plan or we just don't click or get along as well as we do when chatting. But hey, there's no harm in meeting for a drink and see where it leads surely.
My question to you all is... have any of you had a complete shocker of a first meet when you first started out? Now, I am not trying to scare myself or anything. I am just looking for a few interesting, funny, "lesson learnt" type stories here...besides it may raise a few other scenarios I hadn't thought of and it could possibly help any other newbies in the future who come across this thread in the forum.
So come on, share your stories! No names need be mentioned.
Olivia xxx
[color="green"]Can't be helped -- I have to join this thread :lol2::lol2:
So if FunkyD can have 308 people (yes count them 
) then the rest of us can have a few as well...
My top 5 would be :
1) The rejects pile 
:D
2) sandi69
3) the rejects pile (did I say that already?)
4) all of Pans People...
5) my bestest new fb -- and she's not even on this site :D:D
Lists are so divisive ...
I think my real answer is '(d) all of the above' -- hehe
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) then the rest of us can have a few as well...
My top 5 would be :
1) The rejects pile :D
2) sandi69
3) the rejects pile (did I say that already?)
4) all of Pans People...
5) my bestest new fb -- and she's not even on this site :D:D
Lists are so divisive ...
I think my real answer is '(d) all of the above' -- hehe
[/color] Fun4 ... excellent post but I do largely agree with nancy's point too. We take our time and meet the right people (couples) and the bi fun between fems is a large part of that fun. We have come across the occasional guy who does have insecurities and won't have another guy near his partner, but is happy for her to play with another girl and also wants to be in on the fun too. Having said that ..hey! it's only fun and we all have our preferences, if we make some good friends along the way so much the better xxx
xxx Hi Katharine and welcome to sp ... no hun you are not being naive just new and cautious. Listen to your instincts and if it doesn't feel right then don't do it. There's a few who know all the tricks so my advice would be to ask a moderator or an established member if you are in any doubt ... good luck xxx
... no hun you are not being naive just new and cautious. Listen to your instincts and if it doesn't feel right then don't do it. There's a few who know all the tricks so my advice would be to ask a moderator or an established member if you are in any doubt ... good luck xxx Lets face it ... fake profiles are nothing new and are very difficult to police. We have seen it on other sites not just this one and have also wasted more than our fair share of time before we became wise to it. I don't pretend to have the answer because I don't, but I do agree that genuine people should share any info they pick up about the problem as long as it's accurate. In all honesty though, as well as the fake profiles our other pet hate is rude and ignorant people ... good manners cost nothing and the guilty ones are every bit as bad as the sad cases that invent profiles ... you live with it forget them and move on ... the cool genuine people more than make up for the numpties lol xxx
Hi peeps, Mr B and I have decided its time to say ta ra to you lovely folks. Its not quite working out on here the way we envisaged ( and its costing a fortune lol)
It has been great talking to you all, Ive met some really nice people and I will miss you. Theres a few boys n girls that have my or email addy, so if you feel like dropping me a line, then it would be great to hear from you.
Take care and stay safe, lots of luv n hugs from Jen xxx
[quote user=northlondon12]Funks its no good u takin the piss i neva suffered from ova indulgence till i met you, i was a very quiet sorta bloke an now look wos appened. :borg:
north m8 i was the same till i met funks she is bad influance and now i dont know what day of the week it is lol but you got to love her though she my big sis
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i am but not doin a very good job at it but look at funkyd she is ready n waitin