Just read this on another site
The Perils of golf:
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's *rs*."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
Funky you gave me a shock then i thought i had arranged a party with out even being here for the last few weeks lol
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Love you too fun4 xxxxxxxxxxx
Be careful what you say in public:
I wonder if funkydiva's ever been to Chicago?
thanks very much XXX
Venice here I come!!! yeahitsme.............
OK...I'm bored... and a bit pissed really...
Anyone for adding something interesting in here??
Cue Norffy or FunkyD...
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[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=serens40] anyway for me it's the eye contact and a gentle touch of the hair ... for mr s he say's eye contact too .. the sort that lingers a little longer than usual combined with gentle moans during the serious stuff :devil:[/quote]
mmmmmmmmm Serens, hours of slow and sensual foreplay with only the eyes and bodily responses speaking volumes, before upping the tempo over time, finishing in torrid passion, where the gentle moans become more and more vocal. :lick::lick::lick:[/quote] cey have you been watching us? that's it exactly lol :thumbup:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]was there not a song about looking for Linda,
Just asking.
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hue n cry
Hey guys!!
So ive been here a while now. Im gettin on with a lot of folk but its time for the next big step!! A MEET!!! AHHHHHH!!! So to all you swinging veterans out there( you know who you are!!) any tips for a single guy to meet couples and single women? One other point ....as im stuck down here in Cornwall and most of you folk are up the line do I need to move lol????
[quote user=oliviak]Shouldn't this thread really get back onto dogging?[/quote]
Picky, picky, picky...
Unless, of course, you're looking for someone to out for a drive with :mrgreen:
Hello missus Funky
Was asking about you yesterday and apparently you have been on holiday without us!! oh the shame!! Cors we missed ya mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=northlondon12]wot are u up for funks.......I am confused now i don`t even kno wot this threads about......oi racca wot the fuk is this.:giggle::giggle:
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i aint got a fooking clue either northy lol but its getting some hits lol
Shouldn't this thread really get back onto dogging?
The girls in that ad aren't even Australian... you can tell by their terrible attempts at an Aussie accent...so there! lol
But funks, I have flirted with you LOADS of times!!!!
Knowing you funks, you probably don't even have any white bits... I bet you have an all body tan. lol
Yee hah....bring it on!!!!
So, True, is this because you fancy yourself as being voted the single male member of the month?? :giggle:
Well he is pretty damn good funks...
Go to your profile and click on forum settings....
[quote user=blondecouple]No problem, usual business is restored ! lol[/quote]
Ditto :evil2:
See... I don't even have a gross talent!!! Maybe I do have a talent and it is just yet undiscovered.
I will keep trying to find it... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
[quote user=blondecouple]OOhhh yeah ... that thing where you feel like you are the only person in the room... I prefer planet, but sssoooo sexy lol[/quote]
Oh dear...it's been sooooo long since I have felt ike that... boohoo...
Don't bother asking Norffy... we have all forgotten... :haha: :haha: :haha:
:laughabove::laughabove: :laughabove: Oh Jo you are SOOOOOO funny! :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: lol xxxx
Well it's about time you showed your sexy self in the forums hun!! :welcome:
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[/quote] and then swap around? lol
