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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
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Thanks for the welcome!
We're sort of feeling our way around at the moment, as it were 
- working out just how things work, and slowly easing our way in...
We've lurked a little at the chat room, and while we don't feel at all unwelcome, it does feel a little like watching a group of people in a circle chatting in the pub - people seem to know each other well, and it's sometimes hard to ease into those conversations without looking like a pushy idiot. Still, we'll gently find a way! But the last thing we want to do is look like the kind of :censored: you were warning us about, baylisstic!
Actually, one of our biggest worries is that everyone seems so damn gorgeous! It makes us feel a little shabby in comparison! :) You guys being a prime example, bays and funky!
Anyway, thanks again and say hi if you see us!
- working out just how things work, and slowly easing our way in...
We've lurked a little at the chat room, and while we don't feel at all unwelcome, it does feel a little like watching a group of people in a circle chatting in the pub - people seem to know each other well, and it's sometimes hard to ease into those conversations without looking like a pushy idiot. Still, we'll gently find a way! But the last thing we want to do is look like the kind of :censored: you were warning us about, baylisstic!
Actually, one of our biggest worries is that everyone seems so damn gorgeous! It makes us feel a little shabby in comparison! :) You guys being a prime example, bays and funky!
Anyway, thanks again and say hi if you see us! As for tattoos.... I know there are some people who really don't like them. I do have a small one on my lower back and I do not mind them on others. For me it depends on what it is, where it is, how big it is etc and even who it is on. A good tattoo on the right person can be very sexy although I have seen some tattoos that are just horrible and some people just don't suit tattoos.
[quote user=costacouple]my man mark just has my name tattooed on his arm.
Funny but it makes me understand that he is mine and even after the most fabulous parties and swinging experiences he loves me and we are together.
silly i know but thats me xxxxx Shazzy[/quote]
Makes perfect sense to me hun and I think it's the same for most, if not then people are in the wrong lifestyle ... good luck to you xxx
Andy what transformers do you have lol xxx
[quote user=swingin_cat]1. She wants to see you but you can't see her.
2. Says their name is Carl, then quickly corrects their self and says Carla.
3. Talks way too much about seeing your wife and getting her pictures sent to "her".
4. She is a lesbian and wants to swap pics.
5. Wants to webcam, but cant get it to work... for some strange reason...
6. Her boobs change size from pic to pic, as do her hands, as do her legs, as does the rest of her body.
7. All of "her" pics are scanned polaroids.
8. Asks about your wife, what she wears to bed or does she shave her pussy etc.
9. "She" has forgotten that in her original profile, "she" has listed herself as male.
10. "She" has a huge cock![/quote]
And how did the meet go with "her" swinging? lol
Thank you!! :-)
Kind of lost track of the scene since we moved down to Bristol and thought the net would be the best place to start again.
Have tried a few other sites which were'nt very good - this one seems to be the best by far and everyone seems really welcoming.
Hope to get acquainted with everyone in time.
Hugs, S.
xxx
A friend sent this e mail to me .... made me laugh .....................
Subject: Fw: Re: For Husbands
> Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my
> lunch,
> grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook
> the boat up to the truck,
> and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
>
> The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,
> turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would
> be bad throughout the day.
>
> I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped
> back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now
> with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The
> weather out there is terrible.'
>
> My loving wife of 20 years replied,
> 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
> that shit?'
>
> I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but
> I've stopped fishing
not on about you funks hunni Hi all,
We just wanted to say hi to everyone here. So, "hi!"
We have a new profile up, and I'll put up a picture or two as soon as I get a chance (we're on holiday right now and I'm doing this from a laptop without my pictures on it, so it might not be until next week).
We've decided we really do want to have some fun, but we're genuine complete first-timers, and are not in a huge hurry and panic; we'll take things gently. We'll be hanging around the forums and chat room trying to get the feel of things.
Hopefully we'll get to meet someone here we can share some really fun and exciting times with, so once again, hello!
Cheers,
Pete and Astrid
We have a new profile up, and I'll put up a picture or two as soon as I get a chance (we're on holiday right now and I'm doing this from a laptop without my pictures on it, so it might not be until next week).
We've decided we really do want to have some fun, but we're genuine complete first-timers, and are not in a huge hurry and panic; we'll take things gently. We'll be hanging around the forums and chat room trying to get the feel of things.
Hopefully we'll get to meet someone here we can share some really fun and exciting times with, so once again, hello!
Cheers,
Pete and Astrid If you watch the pic gallery you'll notice a lot of members remove pics and then re-post in order to get them to the front again and invite more attention! ........
Yes we've noticed that nancy .. a good example in the gallery as we speak .. chatted to "them" via messages once, said can we swap pics before chatting ... hmm! conclusion drawn lol
[quote user=ceylon1]hmmmmm I wonder Jeffs :dry:
Maybe us Southerner's need a lesson or two. Wonder if you can help us with that 
:twisted:
:love:[/quote]
Lessons feckin LESSONS ceys!!! I think you will be the teachers after the show you gave last night!!!
We have the natural raw talent but could do with educating, ARGGGGG can you help???
xxx
:twisted:
:love:[/quote]
Lessons feckin LESSONS ceys!!! I think you will be the teachers after the show you gave last night!!!
We have the natural raw talent but could do with educating, ARGGGGG can you help???
xxx Hey there,
It's my partner's birthday next week and I want to treat him to a threesome as his present. Have some experience and would really love someone who would join in with us for the full three-way experience.
Check out our profile (happy_pixies) - if you're interested please drop us a line. No couples or single guys I'm afraid - this is one for the ladies.
Hugs,
S. xxx
