:doh::doh::doh: I got so excited i lost the ability to count... lol
ideal situation would be a local meet within 20 miles of dl area,cant accom but can do hotel!will travel further but obviously for the right women ie gd looking and horny as hell lol,would like to meet this weekend if possible x
lol no im not taking the piss was just looking for a local meet as it says in the thread,u come to me then funky if ur ok to travel lol
20 Miles!! :P:P:P:P
Me and Pete have done around trip of 360 miles in less than a day with no sleep but it was well worth it!! Does that makes us really rude!! :evil2::evil2::evil2:
And before anyone answers that, it wasn't a question!! :giggle::giggle::giggle:
Lolly & Pete x x x :inlove:
looking to meet up with horny likeminded female for some sexy fun this weekend 23/25 travel aslong as distance is within 20 miles or so of DL1 area pictures are on my profile x
Well you are both very welcome to pop over another night!
Well I don't know how to drive... so you would def know if it was me driving... lol
Yeah happy birthday Lez mate!!!!
Big Oli birthday snogs xxxxxxxxxxxx
Quick! Someone dial 999! It's a cock emergency!!!!! lol
12 more sleeps!!!!!!! :thrilled::thrilled:
Daz did you just get another slap????? lol
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
YEAH BABY YEAH!!!!!! :giggle::happy::giggle::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Ok one of my fantasies....
Being kidnapped by a gorgeous sexy man in uniform, for him to take me away on his big roaring motorbike to a secret destination... handcuffs, blindfold... mmmmm
Bit like the end of An Officer and a Gentleman really only dirtier and naughtier :giggle:
Well that sounds interesting Mrs Cey... lol
Cat I honestly don't know what guys get out of pretending to be girls... unless all they wanted was to see pics and perv a cam. But then again I wouldn't show myself on cam to someone who wouldn't do the same for me whatever the reason. I mean its not like they could keep up the act if you were to ever meet... so why bother??
I can say though that I have never come across this problem, but maybe that is because I am a single girl???
No way I would go dogging in the weather... don't wanna freeze me bits off...:bounce:
Me is having that dejavu thingy....:bounce:
Good luck with your request guys!. Pity I am out clubbing this Saturday...:bounce:
Funks stop scaring off the newbies!!! Now where's that paddle....:bounce::giggle::giggle:
Crikey they didn't last long.... lol
Origins of some phrases I have learnt in my many travels...
In the 1700s some time Lord Lovatt was the last person to be beheaded at the Tower of London. His crime was treason. As he was being led to the guillotine, the stand that had been erected for spectators (well they had no telly in those days) collapsed and some people died. Lord Lovatt found this to be hilarious and was still laughing as the guillotine came down. Hence the phrase... "Laughing his head off"
And another...
When I was in Moscow a few years back I did a tour of the Kremlin. Our guide was telling us stories of the old days in Russia. Apparently the Kremlin apartments (where government people lived) were all bugged in every room and even the phones were tapped. Everything that went on in the apartments were listed to 24 hours a day. Hence the phrase... "The walls have ears".
I know loads of these useless little bits of trivia but these are the only 2 I can think of right now.
Oli xx
add me to attendees - anyone got details to book room?
Hiya guys.
We are a fairly young (25f, 30m) couple in Swindon looking for another couple of a similar age.
We have a free evening on Saturday and would love to have some company! ;o)
We can put you up here, or can travel to you if you would prefer to accomodate.
Please take a quick look at our profile and drop us a line if you're interested!
Karen & Dave
Cat, Here`s a puzzle for you, would you shag Caroline Cossey,a model & ex Bond Girl?
I know I would.
Its amazing how many peeps look at the book of a cover and never read the entire contents,but they chat to you in chat but dont check out the profile.
roll on mk we say :grin::doggy::devil:
In Hereford you can shoot a Welsh person all day on a Sunday, with a Longbow, in the Cathedral Close.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises.
Taxi drivers are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.
Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December.
You can shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow in Chester, inside the city walls and after midnight
I found the above on a website about weird laws in wales ... so any welsh person in hereford and chester wear your armour and watch out for anyone who looks like robin hood lol
[quote user=seduction72]Ok, I know this was down the list and you've all got tired of the thread, but I had to add to it.
Who I suddenly decided is just soooooooooooooooooooooo hot HOT HOT HOT is Kevin Peterson (think thats right)the ex Cricket Captain..mmmmmmmmmmmm , surely I can't be the only girlie to think that...hehehe.
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Oh yeah baby deffo... can I share him with you???