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22 Jan 2009

Too many Funks!! Okay I have commanderd mater and pater's pc (in private with all the usual fail safes!!) (No they are NOT coming...) and have e-mail those outstanding as of this time. Hopefully our inertnet provider will get their act with the phone company and we will be back on the 28th. Any more requests keep on emailing. I have cancelled the rest of the rooms BUT when you call quote the party name and you will still get the reduced rate. ANY PROBS let Sudsy or Puss know and they will tell us!!! THanks for your patience on this !!! P&H xxxx

21 Jan 2009

More than your average single guy I said Miss CC, I never be bold enough to make such a claim!! You'd have to chat to me to find out!

21 Jan 2009

Biddy will be sorry to see you go,take care,maybe see you in the future. Love Debs xxx

21 Jan 2009

Well it does sometimes, know a good friend of mine did quite a few blokes in a car park once & they didnt bat an eyelid, she had a good suck and they shot there load,so all were happy in the end. MWM i`ll challenge you even in heels,with a dicky leg.

21 Jan 2009

Aww never mind. Maybe we can arrange something another time. K&D

21 Jan 2009

Ta funks lol one toss coming right up cc lol xxx

21 Jan 2009

[quote user=miss_ccrider]Eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do finish Serens? Please. xxxxx[/quote] well according to the dream I was being a bit dom and there were jimmy jams all torn and tossed aside ..... I think I need a mental pill now :giggle:

21 Jan 2009

mmmm tattoos.... Oli im with you some can make you dribble and some can make you cringe generally we both like them tho... Jeff has my name how i sign it on his wedding finger and i have scrolled leaves spelling happiness on my lower back as thats all i think life should be about.... only problem is it looks more like "Happymess" if you read it which I have grown to love as thats more apt for my life :P Mind you funky Im with you for piercings and i would rather go through my 2 clit piercings again compared to white ink on your lower back!!! Sonia xxx

21 Jan 2009

cc I'm going to tie your ankles together and when you fall over I'm going to jump on you and then do ............................... crikey what a funny dream ... where am I? loon

loon

:lol2:

21 Jan 2009

Shellfish .... oysters .... newbie mistakes .... some for some against .... how far to go to get laid .... where else could it be but sp :grin:

21 Jan 2009

pity you two are,nt a bit closer think we,re free sat night but got stuff to do sunday mornin so cant travel to far.

21 Jan 2009

We don't scare that easily smile

smile

Besides, Funky's far mor likely to provoke other reactions than fear... silly

silly

hwoar: :smitten: :taz: :P

21 Jan 2009

[quote user=katndel]lol debs me thinks u is mistaken nympho is in dictionary under sexy fooker n thats you !!!![/quote] Aww and likewise huns mwah xxx ps sorry karen and dave for hijacking the thread lol xxx

21 Jan 2009

A while back mr serens had a week long sulk because I "kerbed" an alloy wheel, so now I let him park the bloody car lol

21 Jan 2009

Roll up, roll up. Only a few days left to book your place in Karen's bed. lol Dave

21 Jan 2009

Looking to meet with Single Girl or Couples, drop me a mail. I know the ratio of single guys to females and couples looking for a male aint great, so the odds are stacked against me but i beleive i can offer a bit more than your average single bloke so if your interested drop me a mail. Last chance, thinking of cancelling my membership so take a chance!! your a long time deid as they say up here!!! HaHa!!

20 Jan 2009

lol i do no what u guys are saying about the distance,yes im new to the site but was just seeing if anyone local fancies a meet this weekend no harm in that,i wouldnt rule out travelling far just seeing whats close to home and if u ask me FOOK ALL lol..........and max ur right dont use my thread to get into funkys knickers eeessh lol

20 Jan 2009

You seem a tad confused Norffy

20 Jan 2009

Meli what you talking about hun??? I'm not a swinger... :crazy:

20 Jan 2009

Guys just try driving in heels then you will know.

20 Jan 2009

236 miles eh? In Australia thats only a short drive up the road lol

20 Jan 2009

[quote user=serens40]just checked ... doesn't ring a bell :giggle:[/quote] innocent

innocent

20 Jan 2009

Ditto Tracey :clap:

20 Jan 2009

[quote user=biggirluk]Has anyone noticed how all the best people are Capricorns? :giggle: happy birthday Lez passionkiss

passionkiss

[/quote] I completely agree Rosie ;) And Happy Birthday to you Les xxxxxxxxxxxx

20 Jan 2009

just checked ... doesn't ring a bell :giggle:

20 Jan 2009

wtf?? same as i dont need to travel 200 plus miles either is it wrong to look for local meets.......20miles or 200 miles hmmm

20 Jan 2009

Serens look it up in the dictionary hun.... you might recognise the symptoms :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:

20 Jan 2009

What's a nympho? blink

blink

:grin:

20 Jan 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:

20 Jan 2009

[quote user=londonlaughs]Yea Oli ... u nympho ... we are already busy this weekend!!!! Good luck guys!!! :crazy:[/quote] Oi London!! Who you calling a nympho????? :bounce: