can anyone help me and tell me if there is anything going on in the south , portsmouth and about a divoreced 53 year old looking for some fun xx thank you
happy birthday lass and have a great day xxxx
i am new so can anyone tell me if theres anything going on in the south , portsmouth and around about for this weekend , thank you xx
shame im not male
have a wonderful bday tiff do hope to meet up some point with ya
have a great day loves ya loads
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1 more sleep to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! :sleeping:
How excited are we getting!!!!!!!!!! :evil2::evil2::evil2:
See all you sexy people 2mor nite!! :doggy::doggy::doggy:
Lolly & Pete x x x :inlove:
Course your special kat ... we luv ya anyway and no ones jealous lol xxx
cc how could you fall for that .... I mean northy said it lol ... cwtch means hug/cuddle as you say .. in welsh only with more meaning lol xxx
Jobcarbon sorry I must have been living on anothr planet, didn`t even know you had gone.
:welcome: back to you both XXXX
As the evening approached the excitement with Laura was there for all to see............. she dressed in her sexiest underwear with plenty of ample cleavage on show in her low cut top ......it was designed by Vivien Westwood she'd bought it after being dumped by her ex as a pick me up.
It hugged her body made her feel sexy, alive, she felt moist between her legs boy was someone getting it tonight a final adjustment to her hair and make up and off she set ..... the club was alive with people, heads turned as she walked in and she scanned the faces there, she could have her pick tonight, boy, girl, both maybe. She sat at a table and turned to face the bar crossing her legs seductively as she did so .....her 5 inch patent black high heels was noticed by a girl of ditinction, all glammed up to the nines,(she thought I`m in here).
The (girl) approached her & bent down in line with her lips and bent forward & kissed her on the lips,(red on red lipstick)................
[quote user=baylisstic]read it my, head hurts now,me think that the cleaning products that cc is using have gone to her head lmao
dont need any pills thanks serens...just a cwtch will suffice.
luv ya.....the bays xxxxxxx[/quote]
ok sexy bays cwtches 'r us lol
As the evening approached the excitement with Laura was there for all to see............. she dressed in her sexiest underwear with plenty of ample cleavage on show in her low cut top ......it was designed by Vivien Westwood she'd bought it after being dumped by her ex as a pick me up.
It hugged her body made her feel sexy, alive, she felt moist between her legs boy was someone getting it tonight a final adjustment to her hair and make up and off she set ..... the club was alive with people, heads turned as she walked in and she scanned the faces there, she could have her pick tonight, boy, girl, both maybe. She sat at a table and turned to face the bar crossing her legs seductively as she did so .....
As the evening approached the excitement with Laura was there for all to see............. she dressed in her sexiest underwear with plenty of ample cleavage on show in her low cut top ......
[quote user=katndel]Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt[/quote]
pmsl :giggle:
[quote user=northlondon12]Midlands defo rules in the durty fukka stakes Jeffs.....:haha::haha:
:giggle::giggle:[/quote]
Whatever gives you that impression!!!!
muhahah
hi would luv to come --- l am in
Hello everyone,
Just thought I would pop a quick hello in here to reintroduce myself. I was a member at the beginning of last year, but have been away for a bit. But I'm back (quiet with the boos please lol).
I am a 41 yo guy from the Surrey/London area who is interested in relaxed chats, phone, meets with couples or females (or both if all my birthdays come at once). I have some experience which can be vouched for on here.
You'll find me non pushy, a bit of a laugh and up for a good time with like minded people.
Hope to speak to some of you soon in the chat room.
Take care Dan x x
ps Sorry about the geeky photo.
Kate Garner from the 80's band haysi fantayzee ..... what being bi is all about lol
[quote user=seduction72]We have never understood the member of the month thing. For the majority it always seems to be people that we have never heard of. We have always voted for peeps that we have met in the room and seem really nice and have hot pics, and that does not always come down to the girlie being a hottie. How can so many people vote for peeps they don;t know or have never heard of??
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I see your point seds but don't forget only a very small number of members use the chatroom on a regular basis. There are plenty of successful swingers on here that don't use chat. Although, I am still mystified how people can become motm after only being on the site for a month.
spooky eh? :scared::lol2:
That's just the point seduction .... are people actually voting or are darker forces at work here? ...... whooooooooo!
No girl4 I find Phil from Location Location Location strangely attractive also...
please read our profile can you help ???
Hiya,
Just read the thread and i hope its not too late!
Id be available on the day if you are still looking for single males.
Message me or reply here to let me know,
Thanks
I need my WIFI setting up bought it still in the packaging, I`ve tried & tried, gggggggrrrrrrrrrrr.
Chelle, if hes that desperate tell him to try TV Chix.
Chelle its a pity your friend wants a young TV Sublut, coz i like a good fuck now and again, but i`m not a subslut,and it would be both ways. Debs XXX
help needed???? read our profile
At the end of the day no one can help being "voted" motm .... just as we couldn't in our first month here. It creates bad feeling (although that's just a narrow minded few) ... an option as to whether to accept or not would be a good thing .. but hey ho we've all still got all our fingers and toes :giggle:
Crikey did that go wrong then :laughabove: