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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent

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[quote user=jeffason]im just taking my microphone wets ;)[/quote] You planning on singing? Karaoke it is then lol Put you down for a Madonna number 'like a virgin' lmao xxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm gonna go into suspended animation for 65 days then it will be like ..... tomorrow smile
Made the mistake of agreeing to play rugby for a team when i was in my twenties,i'm six foot and thought i could handle myself...wrong those boys were beasts i had bruises on top of my bruises,one game was enough and i went into early retirement,played football instead alot more genteel.
[quote user=tee-em-aitch]Funny thing was, I met up with my mates next day and asked them about this couple - who they were etc - assuming that they were friends of friends - turned out they were just randoms who nabbed the only free seats in the place - all of us assumed they were friends of someone else in our group. If your still out there Dunc and Katie -shame on your for corrupting a lad of such tender years[/quote] What i want to know is if Dunc and Katie are interested in corrupting a lad of not such tender yearssmile
Serens I eat Kit Kats like that... nibble all the chocolate off and then eat the wafer... mmmmmm
Mmmmm jaffa cakes ..... I nibble the edge, then peel the choccy off ... eat the sponge and leave the orangey bit till last ... how do you eat yours? lol xxx
[quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=mattinahat]well it appears that you lot think the best aspect of rugby is the fit men with bums and muscles, so if I didn't hate it before I most certainly do now! howcome women don't have a sport that men can ogle over?[/quote] Matt - I feel your pain brother - I'm another Englishman in Wales and know exactly how you feel - but give the Taffs a break, Rugby's all they got and apart from a couple of good years recently they've been shite for yonks (ducks) In answer to your question how about Beach volleyball and tennis?[/quote] Spoken like a true colonialist tee .... you know where the bridge is I presume? and it's free to get back smile and never mind ducking your history sunshine :giggle:
Hi, looking for meet to experience the joys of dogging for the first time
Pineapple on pizza should be made illegal.... its just so WRONG! I do like pineapple though....
Ok I think it has been agreed that funky and tee both talk bollox...:bounce:bolt
aww sorry to see you both go off here..... keep the sat nav planned in we hope to see ya soon grrr xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
miss sexy lady funky and the lovely for your new home I wish we could come see you but between wallpapering and blackpool next weekend and the moneytree not being everlasting we wont be able to make this weekend...... have a fantastic night I wonder if the neighbours know what they have let themselves in for? hmmm mwah xxxxxxx
Bays...I cant converse properly without a beer! and serens......66 sleeps left. I just worked it out. Er i mean i think its roughly that, i didnt sit and count the calendar er honest!lol
wooooo hooooooooo got my case packed already lol 10 dresses, 5 pairs of boots, 3 pairs of shoes, nipple clamps, 25 pairs of knickers.....oh and remote controlled vibe now that is going to be fun lol See you there xxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=tee-em-aitch]First time I got Shanghaied. Met a random couple sitting with my mates in a bar in South London - thought they were friends of friends - came with us to a club then a house party - invited me back to theirs for a smoke and the Mrs jumped me [/quote] Sod it,never happened to me and i've sat in a lot of barssmile
Oohh and lookin forward to meetin all u peeps, shud be good fun eh