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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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You might not have heard this one.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they suddenly realized they both needed to relieve themselves. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin it. Looking around, she was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girls' nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'"
Well that is some list! Lets PARRRTY!!!!!!
JTs your name won't come up because the site associates the last bit of your name with a website... so it automatically deletes it as you are not allowed to post websites in the forums.... just so you don't think you have been uninvited by those nasty bays lol
To everyone coming.........
Please say Madchick or Jo and Jase on the door.
There may be a discount, there is cake, buffet, champagne fountains etc........
If you are not a member of chams, don't worry, you will be admitted on a guest pass for the day, as MY guest.
It's all arranged with Chams and they will direct you to the noisy corner.
See you there
Maddie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
