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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred pounds . Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "One hundred pounds ." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops a HUGE smooth and very beautiful penis!
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."She runs back to Harry.
"What's wrong?" he asks, "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy quid?!"
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Best way to get yourself known on here is to get yourself in the chatroom and say hello. We are all friendly, nice, easygoing peeps in there and always welcome newbies - after all we were all newbies once!
Another good way to meet peeps is to go to one of our socials which are advertised in the lets meet up section in the forums. There is one coming up in a couple of months in Milton Keynes. It is just a group of us getting together in a bar for a drink and a laugh and a catch up.
Best advice I can give you is to keep your sense of humour, be patient and just be yourself! On top of that just have fun!
Oli xx
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all that means yes please lol[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][quote user=oliviak] I like the good old Aussie Tim Tams (but they are also good for Tim Tam explosions with your tea - ask if anyone is interested, tis gorgeous!)[/quote]
[color="olive"]Is that when you suck the tea up through the biscuit?[/color][/quote]
Oh yes thats it!!!!! Is the yummiest thing!!!!!
short bread base caramel an choccy topping.[/quote]
oooooooo yeah they are another one of my faves... mmm caramel shortbread.
Fook I just like biccies....