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Sid_n_Nancy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 43
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Hampshire

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Think it would have to be Johnny Depp and Shannon Sossamon here! :censored::happy:
[color="olive"]True is actually a false libra and is currently stalking Vanessa Feltz on his weekends! bolt[/color]
[color="olive"]Don't know if it answers your question really but I found this on Wikipedia. Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru, meaning "to splash forcefully" It can be assumed that a significant factor in the development of bukkake as a pornographic form was the mandatory censorship of genitalia in Japan. Since the directors could not show penetration they sought other ways to depict sex acts without violating Japanese law. Semen was not required to be censored, thus creating a loophole for harder sex scenes. Some feminists have described bukkake as a fetish culture beyond sex. Others claim that bukkake is symbolic group , and its primary purpose is the humiliation, degradation and objectification of women. It has also been called a "ritualized humiliation of someone who evokes resentment" and an expression of male loss of control due to the reality of increasing female social influence in society.[/color]
[color="olive"]In his spare time Truescorpio makes extra money on the club scene as a Barry Manilow impersonator![/color] :karaoke:
[color="olive"]Thanks for the suggestions! We decided to go with Sid_n_Nancy lol[/color]
[color="olive"]When True eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. True is Bananaman, ever alert for the call of duty!![/color] blink
Ellie we love your pics and you look fantastic! I find womens parts much more attractive to look at, but only if they are tasteful! But I do also like to see body shots.
I'm not really sure what Morks worst fear is but I know he's terrified of David Dickinson!! He says no one that orange should be allowed out in daylight! lol
Mindy's worst fear is the glass tunnel at the sea life centre! lol. She walks straight down the middle, really fast with her eyes shut! :eeek: Think it's the combination of inclosed spaces, drowning and fish! loon
[color="olive"]lol Now we're going to send our private gallery just so you can have another ambiguous email to complain about!! duel We have said we want to meet you btw? Stop bloody whinging! :giveup:[/color]
[color="olive"]Hello, I know this is really short notice but we've unexpectedly found ourselves with a free night saturday! We really want to fulfill one of our fantasies and organise a gangbang! So if you're fit, [size="18"]under 35[/size] , clean, safe and respectable, up for a drunken night of debauchery and can actually make it to Fareham saturday please get in touch. (well endowed would be nice but not a necessity! lol) Idealy we're looking for 3 or 4 guys who are up for a laugh and don't take this whole scene too seriously. Obviously I'm going to need face pics (I'm fussy lol) and you [size="18"]must[/size] be single. Here's hoping, mindy & mork xxx[/color]
[quote user=spartacus69]Fancy a fuck? If yes result if any other response......you guessed it ...Well fuck off!!!! bolt [/quote] [color="olive"]Or if they say no just say "Well do you mind lying down while I have one then?"[/color]:giveup:
[color="olive"]Do you know what would look good on you??? .....[size="24"]Me!![/size] :bounce:bolt No.. that one never works either! Apart from the occasional slap! lol[/color]
[color="olive"]Thats rubbish! Who the hell is going to keep the forums interesting now? We know we are not up to your stupidly high standards and you don't meet couples but you are welcome down here if you ever fancy a trip. Long way to go for an argument mind you! lol It will be a shame to see you leave, hopefully you'll miss everyone, get withdrawl symptoms like us and come back! Good luck anyway, Mork & Mindy xxx[/color]
[color="olive"]What a BRILLIANT thread!! Right mork, cm or whatever he's called these days is a plasterer. He also does external rendering and dry lining. He is also an architectural model maker, and he still does the occasional planning drawing for various architects around hampshire. I know it's not a trade but I'm a portrait artist (and a bar maid lol) and available for any commission. (but NO I won't come round and pour your bloody drinks!! lol)[/color]
We would be more than happy to help if you didn't live so far away! sad :cry: Good luck though, although i'm sure you'll be inundated! :happy:
So far we like... He-man & She'ra Indigo & Outicum smile Fraggles! Nanoo nanoo Blonde... Bart & Lisa??? That would be very wrong! pmsl
[color="olive"]Right we need some help coming up with a new user name because to be frank this one is arse! We may give a prize to the winner but that really depends on who wins biggrin[/color]
[color="olive"]Please don't leave guys! But if you do we're just going to hope you cave and come back like we have! lol You should listen to your own advice and don't let them win![/color]
[color="olive"]Hi everyone, Since we left we've been watching this thread and other forums concerning people leaving. Most of the advice from other members has been don't let the arseholes win!! And they're damn right! Thank you so much everyone who left such lovely comments! We felt seriously overwhelmed! How could we not come back?! So we're back and we're going to thoroughly enjoy ourselves! Thank you all again, cmandcd (The swinging couple formerly known as morkandmindy!)[/color]