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WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)

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hey when we gonna have a drinkie funky we missing you two peeps n we lov you
[quote user=porkypies1]hey when we gonna have a drinkie funky we missing you two peeps n we lov you[/quote] you jus want ur lasers bak....well u cant theyv bin abducted by aliens....:laughabove: sexy pies let easter out the way and we will arrange summat i promise....we miss u guys too!! xx:P
Hey Funksters u just wanna get out buying me my last easter egg that i be able to eat ever :upset: cos you know im having a gastric bypass done very soon :violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin:
Sexy pies...me?? Neva! Markie yes!! Lolol.. Joke ;0)) Fuckin ell its im lyin in bed foooookin twatted, got me tuuuunage goin on me iphone (on me earfones) toes a tappin and me hed a goin to the bmp...playin on ere and the net while markies a ni ni.....
Jus longin to sing to the music but knowin if i do id av markies toe up me ass kickin me out... Lol But it sounds and feels soooooo good! Oh me and markie had a fukin good fuk earlier and yeah i screamed and yes markie shot his delicious load everywhere... Wot a waste!! Lol Think i mite try n ni ni soon.....in my fukin dreams.. ;0)) but i mite pretend cus markie worries about my lack of sleep but as u al kno...im a born agen bat!! Oh and jus a quikie...wooooohoooo i lost 3lb this wk!! ;0)) Hav a good weekend sexy fuckas and soh eat all the easter eggs!! Luv ya....ni ni Ikkle sexy me... Xx
i think i have turned nocturnal again as well funks :cry: last night was after 7 when i left the site but i blame someone specific for that :gagged: (name withheld to protect the not so innocent) today... well you can see what time it is birdies singing here and everything blink
And ere too sexy... Im waitin till 7am and then im gonna jog to the gym like a sad billy no mates and do that n built me appetite up ready for breakie... Cus at the mo im bored fukin silly.... Xx
Well I was on here til 4am this morning.... and so was Miss Rosie for that matter. Oh the blasted insomnia rears its ugly head again....
not massively early tonight either oli :giggle:
sorry iv bin away sexy peeps iv had a sickness and shits bug....glad to say im ova the worse of it now, markies bin lookin afta me....sooooooooooo wot av i missed anythin interstin???
passionkissSorry you've been sick funks good to have you make again & make sure marky looks after you properly
he is sexy q....dr markie....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wb hun :welcome: sorry you have been poorly :therethere:
thanx sexy ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, great to b bak....hows u?? all set for nxt week???
guess wot....... iv got fuckin insomnia.....:doh:
or maybe 2 or perhaps 17
17 wanks????? :crazy: Crikey I would be knackered after that.
I often have that problem too funks... try a nice long hot bath...
See now I was wide awake at 6am on a Sunday morning.... what's that all about???blinkbanghead
ill pop around and sort ya out oli biggrin :D :D
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wot about ikkle me???
[quote user=funkydiva35]hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wot about ikkle me???[/quote] saturday any good for ya?
[quote user=oliviak]See now I was wide awake at 6am on a Sunday morning.... what's that all about???blinkbanghead[/quote] Obviously you woke up in time to go to the early morning church service my child :angel::angel:
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no im boogie-in wiv the bi fems in greenwich!! xx
is funky still havin a peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelol
[quote user=funkydiva35]hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wot about ikkle me???[/quote] the more the merrier .. after all I have two hands... biggrin
sod ya hands...i want ya cock....lol
No you dont you want both cos your bad :devil::lick::moon: