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tee__em__aitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater London
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About

This swinger contains: 20% Rogue, 30% Gent, 25% Genius, 20% Idiot, and 10% " Ingredient X" I love to be playful with people, with ideas, with situations, and with words, but I'm not a player. I'm .... Smart, silly, secretive, steamy, charming, stupid, playful, sexy, tall, serious, naughty, energetic, intelligent, imaginative, genuine, open, outgoing, and frequently contradictory. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive! I'm often found wearing my pants on my head, funky shoes on my feet, and leafing through a dictionary to find new adjectives. I don't moisturise, I don't exfoliate, I've never had a skincare regime and I probably never will, tanning like a tangerine really isnt my style, I get my hair cut by a barber not a "stylist", and if my life was so empty that I thought that a gillette razor was the best a man could get.......... I'd slit my wrists with it. Thats not to say I dont take care of myself and scrub up rather spectacularly - but the metrosexual does not stop at this station. I also cook

Interests

Anal sex
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Group sex
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Role play
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles