oooooh sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps iv got such a bonce ache today think me heds gonna drop off
anyway hope ur all well...its the weekend time to get funkieeeeeeeeeeeee
im hedin up to markies mommys today shes bin in hospital soooooo im gonna go and giv her a load of funky gobshite, that will make her feel 100% betta.....lol
oh and its mothers day sunday soooooooooooooo mommy in heaven, i luv u wiv all my heart and i wish u was ere for me to giv a big cuddle and to tell u how much i love you!!
but i kno ur ere wiv me and thats all that matters!!sooooo happy mothers day mommy!!
and to all the otha mommys out there!!
goin in the bath now soooooo
ova and out
funky nutta xx
oh its nice that you have another mummy to give your big love to, sorry to hear your mummy is no longer with us. :upset:
I'm all blocked up with a cold - but have borrowed my friend's guitar for the weekend so gonna play night & day till I have to give it back!
xx
Mornin sexy peeps
And boy wot a beautiful day agen....
But i had a very rude awakenin this mornin.. At 5am my fone started ringin but i thought fuck it and left it!
Then wen i woke n cheked me fone id had a txt of a supposively single guy of ere sayin he cudnt contact me anymore cus his wife had found out and he luved her! Cunt!
This guy only had me mob cus he was sposed to cum to me party last wk...but cudnt now i kno why!!
And he seemed a genuinely nice guy, well i was fooled agen!! Well done uv made me feel like a rite twat & now iv got sum angry wife fonin me and probably knows my address! Why r sum men such wankas?
Soooo everyone b warned!!
Angry n upset funky nutta xx
happy mothers day to all the wonderful moms out there...
and mommy i love and miss u lots but i kno ur wiv me always.....and all those norty pics, rnt me, there my stunt dbl!!....lol
oh and i saw this today and it made me giggle...
" Do something usefull with that mouth and kiss my arse"
Thank u sexy melis i wont.... Dick!
Well ere i am agen, awake, but sitti n on the loo cus iv got a funny tummy, probably jus gas and will b fine wiv a ggod fart...lol
Mind u it was markies fuckin snorin that woke me ..... Grrrrrrrrr sooo i mite b sleepin in ere tonite! :0))
Hope everyone had a lovely mothers day...and uv all njoyed the beautiful weather cus this wk it looks like its gonna b crap wiv lots of rain... Greeeeat!
Rite bak to me fart....
Ni ni sp land!!
Funky nutta xx
Hi Funky sorry that some masquerading wanker posing as a single male has upset & caused you problems it really is not fair that people like that give the 'single male' a bad name, perhaps we should all only have contact with genuinely established in this case you should name & shame or failing that make sure that admin are aware of the situation. Remember there are lots of us out there who love you & markie with your generous nature.
Love Q & A xx
[quote user=funkydiva35]Mornin sexy peeps
And boy wot a beautiful day agen....
But i had a very rude awakenin this mornin.. At 5am my fone started ringin but i thought fuck it and left it!
Then wen i woke n cheked me fone id had a txt of a supposively single guy of ere sayin he cudnt contact me anymore cus his wife had found out and he luved her! Cunt!
This guy only had me mob cus he was sposed to cum to me party last wk...but cudnt now i kno why!!
And he seemed a genuinely nice guy, well i was fooled agen!! Well done uv made me feel like a rite twat & now iv got sum angry wife fonin me and probably knows my address! Why r sum men such wankas?
Soooo everyone b warned!!
upset to hear that someone is taking the piss out of your kind nature,hope he gets what is coming to him,
luv ya hunni
the bays xxxxxxx
hey peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps its ok im ova it now and moved on, im jus a bit gulliable and as markie puts it a mug....lol...cheers markie....
anyway wots happened to our sunshine, fuckin weather, and i was gonna sunbathe in the garden too...nevamind...
av a good monday folks....be bak lata
me xx
thats no good funky, I tell you I got duped too!
had a few messages between wot I thought was a lovely lady & went on m s n to chat more and all I got was spam! She said there were my pics from sp & messages that I'd sent on and to see them you had to login to this dodgy 'similar look to page to see it. I'm a bit skeptical at the best of times so didn't log in. Was so disappointed! Thing is I've only just set up and don't have any pics or links to sp so dunno how she claims they got there!
I'm a bit more wary now & sad!
Hope you all had fab weekends, I certainly did (apart from the above) ;)
wot u get upto norty girlieeeeeeeeeeeee??
[quote user=funkchick] went on m s n to chat more and all I got was spam! [/quote]
nasty msn virus going round right now- she might not have known about it and could be genuine
I didn't get up to anythin... yet! :grin:
Have sent her a msg on here and we'll see what she says!
xx
yeah chick there is soooooooooo watch out for it....oh and hi sexy rosie...luv that msg u sent me on there...lol
IV DECIDED TO TRY SUMMAT DIFFERENT TODAY..GET UP B4 11AM..HAV BREAKFAST..GO TO THE GYM..AND TRY NOT TO AV AN AFTANOON NAP..SEE IF THAT GIVS ME ANYMORE ENERGY!
cus i feel like a 90yr old granny atm!!
wot food givs u energy???
must google it!! lol
babe - all food gives you energy - otherwise it wouldn't be called food.
Food that contains lots of simple sugars gives you a short sharp boost of energy, but your blood sugar levels will quickly drop below your original levels - making you feel sluggish and tired - so avoid sugary stuff.
Complex carbs are your friend for sustained energy levels - porridge - wholewheat pasta - bran - wholemeal bread
sooooooooooooo i need to eat porridge sexy teeeeeeeee???
i dont mind porridge actually....i jus hate this feelin of lifelessness....and cant b arsed to do anythin!!
[quote user=funkydiva35]sooooooooooooo i need to eat porridge sexy teeeeeeeee???
i dont mind porridge actually....i jus hate this feelin of lifelessness....and cant b arsed to do anythin!![/quote]
peanut butter and jam sarnie on wholemeal bread is a good un - quick sugar boost off the jam - then as that fades off the peanuts and wholemeal bread kicks in
funks I eat museli (dorset cereals are the best) with raspberries & natural yoghurt for brekky each morning & it fills me up till about 1 or 2pm! :lickface:
Salad & chicken or fish for lunch, fruit for afternoon snack keeps me going till din dins.
'sall about the slow release energy foods not the high sugar, high fat that sends you high & makes you feel good for a short period then crashing later on - tired, sluggish & hungry again.
xx
Toast with marmite & baked beans & paddington to share it with mmm very nice
well folks jus cum bak from the gym and hav to say i thoroughly njoyed it and the fact its only a 15min walk away is even better
i had poached egg on toast this mornin but iv got to say im fuckin starvin marvin now!!
goin to go and do sum food shoppin and try and keep myself active....mite even do sum cammin this aftanoon to take me mind of me grurglin tummy....lol
thanx folks iv got sum good ideas there....
cya latas....
and congrats sexy bays....see wot a lil determination can do....jus need to follow me own advice and il b laffin....lol
ova and out
funky nutta xx
Bananas are great for energy they are full of potassium which releases engery slowly.
thanx pussy...do i av to eat em or use em.....tut tut
well folks jus bak from the gym and feelin ok, a lil fatigued cud do wiv half hour kip....gonna av a long g & t and read a mag instead, me new monthly porn mags jus cum sooooooo gonna look at that....and then go cammin....
hope everyones okey cokey in the sp pleasuredome....
cya all latas and b norty
ova and out!!
funky xx:P
Oi funks i`ll c ya lata today for the friday afternoon project..........and Rosie your right about the virus i got it on me lappy.............I was told by some computer bloke theres a technichal term........................................oh yeh its FUCKED :haha::haha:
:giggle::giggle:
Fooka i been in ere since an know one is around has insomnia been cured........:crazy::crazy:
:haha::love::P
yeah see u lata sexy xxx coronas on me....xx
your mum is def looking down on you with pride! enjoy your day and don't let a twat "single" liar spoil it!!
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dorset cereal museli is by far the best and yummy too its my fav,but i find bananas are good too in the morning to go to the gym the way funky had my fitness test at the gym yesterday and omg the results were very good indeed,and i am fitter than i thought,so off for a woorkout with mrs bay this afternoon,but yep go to the gym in the morning and when you get home DONT sit down as that is fatal and bugger all gets done for the rest off the day lol
luv ya hunni
the bays xxxxx
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