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27 Mar 2009

Coronas but you dont smoke funkie

27 Mar 2009

its beer sexy q....:doh:

28 Mar 2009

yah f1's bak and iv bin a good girliee jus had chicken salad and goin to join the gym... luv ya all... me xx

28 Mar 2009

great friday seesion fooka :crazy::crazy:

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28 Mar 2009

yeah fooooooooooooooooooooooooka had a great time too...thanx xx

30 Mar 2009

well iv had a good day, went to the gym for my induction...went realy well then did aqua areobics....they did say i had low bllod pressure but i aint dyin yet.....jus abit anemic i think.... jus had a healthy piece of chicken and sum greens....sooooo i think i mite jus get fit for my race for life in hyde park in 3 months time.... ooooooh and me and markie had a fandabbbydozieeeeeeeeee fuck the otha nite....and i must hav bin drunk cus we had bum luvin too altho i paid for it the nxt day wen i cudnt sit down....lol hope ur all well and had a good weekend....luv ya all funky nutta xx oh and teeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....doh cum a knockin wen the caravans a rockin.....lol

31 Mar 2009

funkleton - when the caravan is a rockin that's just when I wanna come a knockin biggrin

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you know what has lots of iron in it - good for anaemia? you'll like this one CHOCOLATE!!

31 Mar 2009

sexy teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...im more a savoury person, i can eat chocolate but its not me fav.... well folks me aitkins diets goin well and its rather yummy too....altho my tummys not keen on all this rich food and i spent nearlly all nite on the loo....sooooooooo im hopein i lost a few pounds there...lol anyway....goin for a bath then to play on cam....luvs ya xx

31 Mar 2009

[quote user=funkydiva35]sexy teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...im more a savoury person, i can eat chocolate but its not me fav.... well folks me aitkins diets goin well and its rather yummy too....altho my tummys not keen on all this rich food and i spent nearlly all nite on the loo....sooooooooo im hopein i lost a few pounds there...lol anyway....goin for a bath then to play on cam....luvs ya xx[/quote] I'll have ta make you my world famous poached aggs florentine one day then - Mr atkins should approve. wot the fuck you on a diet for anyway funks - I seen more fat on a chip!

31 Mar 2009

cus iv got 7 bellies teeeeeeeeeeeee and im tryin to get fit cus iv signed up for race for life in july....wiv all the otha maaaaaaaaaad birds in hyde park!! and if i lose sum weight its less to carry wen im runnin....

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31 Mar 2009

Mr Atkins is a nasty man Funky - not all good for you! Those celeb diets are crash dieting, it's not something you can sustain for the rest of your life now is it? Just want you to be fit n healthy the good way - wouldn't want you to pass out when you're doin the deed! xx

31 Mar 2009

What's a diet??? :crazy:

31 Mar 2009

everything in moderation.....except sex of burns some weight off and funkyd 7 bellies my arse...you are fine as you are hunni xxxxx

31 Mar 2009

Funky i'm pretty sure i've read the atkins isn't a great diet to be on,and as for you needing to diet,sexy funky you sure don't need to smile

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1 Apr 2009

calm ya cockles sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.....im jus slimmin down abit cus im doinin race for life in july...in hyde park for my mommy....i wont go tooo maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad i jus need to tone me bellieessss....il still b sexy but jus a ikkle slimmer....lol thanx for ur concern tho means alot to me....there was me thinkin no one gived a fuck....:inlove:

2 Apr 2009

oooih iv bin a poordy girlieeeee today...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pmt i hate it!!...

2 Apr 2009

nearly ni ni time sooooooooooooooo goodnight sexy peeps...luv ya xx

3 Apr 2009

I search for love before For a love that I thought I couldn't find I searched day in and day out For a love that was mine all mine

3 Apr 2009

:bounce:[quote user=funkydiva35]I search for love before For a love that I thought I couldn't find I searched day in and day out For a love that was mine all mine[/quote] mmmm nice new pic there hun.... what a bum, fancy swapping it for my round one? lol ;) Cey :love:

4 Apr 2009

i fancy avin that round one sat on me face.....25th maybe????

6 Apr 2009

well lionel richtea was fuckin brill last nite and not only that we cum home and had a great fuck...wot more cud a girl want..... hope all is well sexy peeps...im off to the gym...hope i can get a treadmill wiv all the kids off....not gonna botha wiv a swim...bet the pools packed....xx

6 Apr 2009

Lionel Richie eh? saweet! Maybe I should join you on this run thingy... Need to get my ass into better shape too! Hate public pools - too many kids, plasters, hair & wee in them for me... :crazy:

6 Apr 2009

FEMALE VERSION OF THE LORDS PRAYER, MY VIBRATOR, RABBIT B THY NAME, U MAKE ME CUM, U BRING SUCH FUN, ON EARTH, OR IS IT HEAVEN, GIV ME THIS DAY MY DAILY THRIL & 4GIV MY SCREAMS, AS I 4GIV THOSE THAT SOLD ME DUD BATTS, LEAD ME STRAIT INTO TEMPTATION, DELIVER ME FROM FRUSTRATION, 4THINE IS THE VIBRATION, THE POWER&ROTATION, 4EVA&EVA...NO MEN!

6 Apr 2009

Enjoyed that Funky until the last bit bolt

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6 Apr 2009

[quote user=funkydiva35]i fancy avin that round one sat on me face.....25th maybe????[/quote] well ok hun but say goodbye to Markie first as it might well suffocate ya :haha::haha::haha:

6 Apr 2009

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wot a way to die.....:rose:. and guess wot....iv bin fuckin booted off fb agen...and i dunno why...the wankas....:wank: 700 friends and djs down the pan...gutted!! xx

7 Apr 2009

does that mean im flushed funky :violin: wave

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:wave::wave:as i go down the pan

7 Apr 2009

sexy pies....not fabdabby dozieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but f book!! banghead

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7 Apr 2009

why have they booted you.......... there was nothing wrong with your fb at all.

7 Apr 2009

Sexy pussy i dunno but im gone now...wankas...but il b bak!!