Sex God
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hey master...............FUCK OFF!!!
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The meaning of PROFILE NAMES
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Sexlightened
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Well, we really didn't think for very long about our name cause we were so eager to get on here lol. We knew we didn't want to use our real names so we used a name he used to be known as when younger and my fave flower! Heypresto! Lilly & Chad. (God that is soooooooo boring, I am so gonna think of another name now that is raunchy and exciting lol)
Sex God
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I... errr... i... errr... i was born with it. Mine so beats yours in the boring stakes lilly :P
Sex God
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OK mine came from an old girlfriend, well.... she was married, and I would surprise her when her old man was away, I would creep in and snuggle up beside her in bed, and she would say "is that you again" and I would reply...........
Warming the Bed
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well i do i begin lol.
When i first joined, i couldnt come up with a sexy name, i was to excited to get into the chat room to met u sexy fookers. So incase i would have forgot the name, i used numbers, that i would remember.
So in 1998 i met colin our house number is 76, and we have been together 10 years. So thats why we came up with 1998_7610
looks like in 1 years time i will have to change it lol.
im open to offers, for a name change, if anyone could come up with anything.
Sex God
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[color="green"]Like many I happened on the SP site during some random Googling. I was sofa-surfing at the time after a longish rel had finished. I was kindof aroused by what I saw on SP as a very alternative 'lifestyle' and thought - hell - why not...
I'll admit that the first name I used on here was chosen during a late night and lots of red wine (it wasn't rude but did include the word 'hot' - this was clearly not very inventive and probably contravened the Trade Descriptions Act 
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After a months subs (and a few meets 
) I decided to join for a year - and chose my current ID -- and yes being 6'2" and called John did give me a starting point :lol2:
In fact in the chatroom many people call me 'TJ' which is fine - and a lot less typing :D -- and in fact even on meets some people have started calling me that as well ...
Funny old world ain't it..
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After a months subs (and a few meets ) I decided to join for a year - and chose my current ID -- and yes being 6'2" and called John did give me a starting point :lol2:
In fact in the chatroom many people call me 'TJ' which is fine - and a lot less typing :D -- and in fact even on meets some people have started calling me that as well ...
Funny old world ain't it..
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Sex God
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well if you havnt already guessed jeffason.......jeff and sonia hmmmmm we couldnt really get much blander could we I assure you all our oral is much more interesting :P (cough) well we think so !!! lol and no not because
Sex God
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oh look im too stoopid to even finish the bloody thread off ................... and not because of our false teeth either!!! lol xxx
Sonia xxx
Warming the Bed
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[i][color="red"][/color][size="24"][/size]We just love to share
Forum Virgin
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truescorpio, yes someone does read these very interesting, xxx
Sex God
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Its where we live, A and J
Sex God
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I'm sure I've answered this thread before, but i'll do it again...
The Lady is a character in Terry Pratchett's "colour of magic". She is enigmatic and all seeing, and has pupil-less eyes. Very apt for me as i tend to miss the blatantly obvious. Lady suggests expensive tastes too ;)
Northy would say she plays games with people's lives, but that's a bit scary. I just liked it x
A xxx
Sexlightened
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meli = me-li(z) - it's that simple!!!!!!!
ffs what do you all mean like us? lol
ps the_lady martin's read all terry pratchetts books - does that score us browny points? lol
Sex God
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That simple??? don't bring us into it lol ... and where does the 's' in meli fit in? :giggle:
Sex God
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[quote user=Unknown]because i drive an orange van[/quote]
oooooh i wander who this was.....hehehehe
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[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=Unknown]because i drive an orange van[/quote]
oooooh i wander who this was.....hehehehe[/quote]
Funky.....you 'wandering ' around looking for an orange van??:haha:
Sexlightened
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there isn't an s!!!!!!! it's meli ffs!
say red backwards simps!!!! :kick: lol xxxxx
Sex God
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Smeli smeli smeli 
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Oh and what was it? red backwards simps ... how's that smels? :doggy:
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Oh and what was it? red backwards simps ... how's that smels? :doggy:
Sex God
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[quote user=mwm69][quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=Unknown]because i drive an orange van[/quote]
oooooh i wander who this was.....hehehehe[/quote]
Funky.....you 'wandering ' around looking for an orange van??:haha:[/quote]
i think its an rac man.....that can only b the very sexy raccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccca!!
Sex God
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Good old racca ... had a good chat very recently
