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tee__em__aitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Greater London

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[quote user=qanda]OK so thats me with egg over my face thanks & a very afunny clip :-o[/quote] no need for embarrassment qanda - I absorb useless info like a sponge - and nobody watches more stupid movies than me biggrin yep - the word you are looking for is Anorak
[quote user=qanda]innocent[quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=funkydiva35]free..........all men r the same....u need a bloody A 2 Z!![/quote] are you talking about the female clit? :P bolt[/quote] Why is there a male clitkiss[/quote] qanda - its a movie reference joke cant post links on here so go to youtube and type; jay silent bob clit into the search box and you'll see what I'm on about biggrin
[quote user=funkydiva35]yeah sexy teeeeeeeeeeeeeee u kno where it is?? and dont say on ya cunt!!banghead[/quote] can't fool me funkleton - everyone knows that's not where the female clit is found. I am the clit commander!
Not nearly enough for us residents of the principlaity on here so how about we do something about that and arrange a night out at Chameleons in Newport. I've mentioned it to a few in the chatroom and there seems to be some interest - so hows about it. Obviously nobody is under any obligation from anyone else or to anyone else -just friends and friends to be on a fun night out. I'm easy on the date - but a friday so that both singles and couples can attend would be good. Suggest some and we'll see what we can work out who's with me?
[quote user=mrrm2008]Does anyone remember a cartoon with a dragon (Soup Dragon??) and a rabbit? I seem to remember the dragon having 'sets of teeth' hanging up in a cave??? ...Before you ask, I've not been drinking LOL smile[/quote] Smoking more like biggrin
That's right folks in an unprecidented upset, against the form book, and against the run of play....Funkydiva has been usurped from her long standing position as member of the month by a seeming rank outsider - just as she was on the cusp of being offered it permanently. So who is this kitten71 anyway? Dunno but I'd shag her!
[quote user=oliviak]Hun sexiness comes in all shapes, sizes, ages etc etc. The sexiest thing for me is confidence and as long as you are confident in yourself and confident in your own skin then nothing else matters. You seem to have a loving husband who loves you for who you are regardless of anything else. I know plenty of larger ladies on here who have been very successful in the swinging world and have loads of fun with it! So my advice to you is to just go for it and have fun. Everyone has there own personal ideas about what sexiness is, but just being yourself is the most important thing. So I am not going to vote in your poll because I believe that a person's clothes size has nothing to do with their sexiness!!! Oli xxx[/quote] What she said
Hey you sexy folks! Hope to see you in the chatroom for more of the same - and see yu in other places besides......ooooer! biggrin
[quote user=funkydiva35]free..........all men r the same....u need a bloody A 2 Z!![/quote] are you talking about the female clit? :P bolt
sorry - 1 other thing get yourself a web cam if you haven't got one already. But for Dawkins sake don't just sit there wanking on it all night - unless funkydiva asks you really nicely or pesters you till you give in (keep tryin Funka! you might get me yet) - or unless that's really your bag. If you are prepared to show your face on cam it seems to make the world of difference in terms of how people perceive you - it shows that you are much more likely to be a genuine person. Certainly I noticed a massive difference in the number of peopel chatting to me and contacting me once I started using mine. Don't worry about being recognised - I don't even recognise meself on cam biggrin
Ahem!.......Getting Back on topic Glass - what worked for me was to basically say to someone in the chat room who looked like a regular (and who I just incidentally quite liked the look of) "I'm new here - how does this all work, what are the rules - written and unwritten" and from there a conversation was struck up - and other people got involved and before I knew it I felt like I'd been here for ages - it really was that simple. Of course praps it helps that I'm a gobshite who loves to banter. People will be only too happy to talk to someone who makes an effort to be part of the fun rather than a square peg. also I'd say talk to everyone who sounds like fun even other blokes - we won't think yer a poof (unless you are one of course in which case we wont care - sorry didn't read yer profile) - don't just speak to those peeps woth profiles that suit you - or lurk without saying anything till a couple or lady comes in and then pounce on them. Firstly that what everyone tries, puts the recipient under immediate pressure, and secondly if people see your a sociable person - they'll want to be sociable with you - in other words don't try too hard and people will come to you. Hope to see you in there mate - do say hi - gimme a nudge if I'm in full flow and miss it biggrin
[quote user=oliviak]Pineapple on pizza should be made illegal.... its just so WRONG! I do like pineapple though....[/quote] seconded - the only other things allowed on pizza other than cheese and tomato are things that used to be alive - and maybe the odd mushroom.
[quote user=funkydiva35]me?...neva!!banghead[/quote] admit it or I will show everyone the text messages you bin sending me
[quote user=serens40]No good sucking up now tee .... your ass is mine :kick::rascal:pokerotflmao[/quote] its your's serens - along with anything else below the waist that takes yer fancy
btw Serens - I reckon they should charge to leave wales via the bridge - they'd get double the money that way bolt and Puss - scotland ARE rubbish (beating England last year notwithstannding :-o ) but their supporters are brilliant and everyone loves an underdog, me included. As my scottish mate says = the worst thing about wales is you've got to go through bloody england to get there :thumbup:
[quote user=serens40] Spoken like a true colonialist tee .... you know where the bridge is I presume? and it's free to get back smile and never mind ducking your history sunshine :giggle:[/quote] Busted Serens! :-o Truth is I love it here in Wales - especially the valleys - ESPECIALLY your valleys to be precise :inlove:
[quote user=xfireballx]None taken we could share the funkster???lol[/quote] I'm froma big family - I was brought up to share
[quote user=freestyle550][quote user=tee-em-aitch]Funny thing was, I met up with my mates next day and asked them about this couple - who they were etc - assuming that they were friends of friends - turned out they were just randoms who nabbed the only free seats in the place - all of us assumed they were friends of someone else in our group. If your still out there Dunc and Katie -shame on your for corrupting a lad of such tender years[/quote] What i want to know is if Dunc and Katie are interested in corrupting a lad of not such tender yearssmile[/quote] who knows whewre they are now mate this was 8 years ago - but if you hang around enough bars around battersea rise you might bump into them
[quote user=warklard] makes a change to see a mans face. [/quote] well whats the worst that can happen? - someone I know says says "what were you doing ona swingers site" to which i reply "what were YOU doing ona swingers site" cuts both ways
[quote user=funkydiva35]Ur no good to me tee if uv only got a lil one...... Altho thats betta for bum luvin! Lol Funky nutta xx[/quote] We can be bum chums me and you Funkleton
[quote user=warklard]i'm sure xfireballx would lend it to you tee lol. Wark[/quote] I was talking to Funkleton ya cheeky mare - no offence fireball
[quote user=warklard]lovely profile tee. Great pics to go with, makes a change to see a mans face. I too enjoy 800cc between my legs. Lol. Wark[/quote] I only got a likkle one - Bandy 600 semi streetfigher custom she's pretty tho
[quote user=funkydiva35]cheers tee.....ud luv to ba funksters full of funkiness......lol[/quote] I'm givin up food for funk sweetpants. Its the new diet craze. I want a body just like yours. In fact, can I borrow it for a bit?
Funny thing was, I met up with my mates next day and asked them about this couple - who they were etc - assuming that they were friends of friends - turned out they were just randoms who nabbed the only free seats in the place - all of us assumed they were friends of someone else in our group. If your still out there Dunc and Katie -shame on your for corrupting a lad of such tender years - oh and thanks smile