Sexpert
Pah!!
do your worst!
I can take it!
the shoes are having a sulk tho - I'm calling the RSPCA to report you lot
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tee__em__aitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater London
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Sexpert
[quote user=serens40][quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=serens40]The complete book of binary numbers is always a hit with us ......... in between :doggy::doggy::doggy: 
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there's 10 types of people in this world - those that understand binary - and those that don't 
:D :D
(see what I did there??)[/quote]
I don't get it lol[/quote]
whats the decimal equivalent of the binary number 10?
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there's 10 types of people in this world - those that understand binary - and those that don't :D :D
(see what I did there??)[/quote]
I don't get it lol[/quote]
whats the decimal equivalent of the binary number 10?
Sexpert
[quote user=funkchick]ahhh we are a rare breed us redheads, so much so that apparently the gene will be extinct in 100 years or so!
But I got soooo much shit for it growing up that I hate it... 
p.s. no quiffs about offering to help me breed to ensure the gene stays alive....[/quote]
Very unlikely - as its a recessive gene it is protected from being selected out of the population through sexual (or other types of) selection
actually I read something in a pop sci magazine about a study that says we should not see nearly as many redheads as we do, and they concluded that it was because gingers are randier
While I have no intention of breeding with you to keep the gene alive (despite the fact that we'd have gorgeous and clever babies with musical abilities) I would be interested in testing the "randy ginger hypothesis" with you.........purely in the name of science of course :D
p.s. no quiffs about offering to help me breed to ensure the gene stays alive....[/quote]
Very unlikely - as its a recessive gene it is protected from being selected out of the population through sexual (or other types of) selection
actually I read something in a pop sci magazine about a study that says we should not see nearly as many redheads as we do, and they concluded that it was because gingers are randier
While I have no intention of breeding with you to keep the gene alive (despite the fact that we'd have gorgeous and clever babies with musical abilities) I would be interested in testing the "randy ginger hypothesis" with you.........purely in the name of science of course :D
Sexpert
[quote user=funkchick]
2. I have red hair and I hate it so much!
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Why??? Redheads ROCK!!
There is absolutely nothing sexier or more exotic in my book
Admittedly most of the pages in my book are stuck together, but thats another story
Sexpert
[quote user=serens40]The complete book of binary numbers is always a hit with us ......... in between :doggy::doggy::doggy: [/quote]
there's 10 types of people in this world - those that understand binary - and those that don't :D :D
(see what I did there??)
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there's 10 types of people in this world - those that understand binary - and those that don't :D :D
(see what I did there??)
Sexpert
[quote user=funkchick]
....... often it ends up that the single fem is fulfilling the couple's fantasy & not their own as well!
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welcome to the world of being a single swinger Funkateer
Sexpert
I'm coming on the friday now - can someone fill me in on the details of what's happening please
Sexpert
[quote user=blondecouple]ooooo Tee !
Now that's gonna be cool !
Dazza[/quote]
yeah - have a classic charcoal grey pinstripe suit, undyed skewbald pony skin shoes - a lowlife studded belt with a huge cobra belt buckle that doubles as a bottle opener - just need to select the right shirt or t shirt to go with it now
Sexpert
[quote user=sudsy]Where do I start .... ? 
Konnie Huq
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I could tell you a few things about konnie Huq mate.............in fact I just did - check your messages
Konnie Huq
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I could tell you a few things about konnie Huq mate.............in fact I just did - check your messages
Sexpert
[quote user=blondecouple]I'm considering going for the 'Rock' look LOL
Or the pressed trousers / shiny shoes / Cropped hair look
PMSL
Dazza[/quote]
oddly enough Daz - I'm thinking of combining those two looka
LOL
Or the pressed trousers / shiny shoes / Cropped hair look
PMSL
Dazza[/quote]
oddly enough Daz - I'm thinking of combining those two looka
Sexpert
[quote user=midgie]Once I got over my John Sargeant disappointment.. that'll teach me for putting all my infatuation eggs in one smitten basket.. I came up with this motley crew of televisual shaggables......
Morten Harket
Jeremy Paxman
Vince Vaugh
Justine Lee Collins
Matthew Perry
Harry Hill
James Chief
Matthew Broderick
Owen Wilson
Shakira (its the breasts that shouldn't be confused with mountains)
Kelly Brook (yes, Its the nobbles again)
Heidi from the Sugababes
Sophie Ellis-Bexter (mad for the freaky plate face alien wierdo)
Isabella Rosselini
:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:[/quote]
you missed one :P
Sexpert
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=oliviak]Tee I have to say I have tried these vibrating cock rings and I can't say they did anything for me. They sit at a funny angle and the girl has to practically be a contortionist for it to hit anywhere near the spot it is supposed to. I wouldn't bother buying another one. Although the young man I used it with seemed to enjoy it lol[/quote]
well I tried some out this weekend with spectacular results - clearly your men lack my skills [/quote]
Is 'Spectacular Results' a new bi fem on here????.......cant find her profile :grin::haha:[/quote]
actually the lady in question is a new bi-fem - not on here tho.
If I can talk her into joining I'll suggest that username :D
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Is 'Spectacular Results' a new bi fem on here????.......cant find her profile :grin::haha:[/quote]
actually the lady in question is a new bi-fem - not on here tho.
If I can talk her into joining I'll suggest that username :D
Sexpert
[quote user=oliviak]Tee I have to say I have tried these vibrating cock rings and I can't say they did anything for me. They sit at a funny angle and the girl has to practically be a contortionist for it to hit anywhere near the spot it is supposed to. I wouldn't bother buying another one. Although the young man I used it with seemed to enjoy it lol[/quote]
well I tried some out this weekend with spectacular results - clearly your men lack my skills
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