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qanda
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 79
Straight Female, 74
0 miles · Surrey

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[quote user=richardnaomi]My soulmate was called bubba. I loved him. He was a big blue oranda (a fish). Due to a powercut and subsequent build up of urera in his tank he developed dropsy (which meant he bloated uncontrollably, his eyyes were protruding and his kidneys were failing). I sat up with him for two nights, my hubby thought i was loopy and was unhappy cos it was two nights without shaggin. I put him in a hospital tank with a 50% change of water and natural bacteria from the petshop. Eventually i realised he was not long for this world, so i took him to the petshop and had him put to sleep -they put ketamine (a horse tranquilliser) in his water. I buried him in the back garden in my black versace watch box - LONG LOVE THE MEORY OF BUBBA! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/quote] Yvonne had a fish he was called bob & he also developed dropsy but we never found out why. She went through the proceess of changing the water adding all the chemicals we were given by the aquatic shop. She thought she had it beaten as this went on for a couple of months, then he started to deteriorate again, he died about 5 days later, Yvonne was absolutely devastated after all he hard work & care Q & A xx Post edited 19-04-2007 9:35
Ceylon & Mo we think you've done a fantastic job on this too. Hopefully on the evening you'll be able to lie back & enjoy :doggy: all the fruits :lick: of your hard work Love Q & A xxx
Harry Potter & the philosophers penis (stone) Now back on track :clap: Next one is one beginning with i madeye:
Think you have missed it there Warwicks its in alphabtetical order so this one is G Grand Penis (Prix ) :rainbow: lol
Hang on Warwickes that should have been an f. lol But agree with you about john wayne being a :wank:er so its Four weddings & a penis rolleyes
Suggest you use the chat room to talk to people & a photograph does help
Hi Carl & Ange welcome to the site & good to have you on board. Hope to see you in the chat room soon so we can say 'hi' properly Love Q & A xx Post edited 18-04-2007 12:38
A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, "I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 50 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me." She replies, "It's just that I'm afraid that you won't respect me afterwards." "Won't respect you afterwards! he yells, we have been married for 50 years for Christ sakes!" "OK! OK! I'll do it just this one time!" She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth. Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom. The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up. He then yells to his wife, "Hey Cock sucker! it's for you!"
Well ours is because Yvonne has always been known as Queen to me ( her 2nd name) & me alan Hence Q and A. Our handles because I have been likened to a certain ennobled actor :wank: so Yvonne has to be lady Y .
Is that right we get snogs at 33-1. Unfortunately we were away in France( not unfortunate we were away ;)) & so did not have a bet on the race sad Love Q & A xxx
Fluffs you should have been in Edinborough for puss's meet which would have been fun . It is a long way to Bonnie Scotland ( well for we Southerners anyway ) enjoyable as it is :lick: ;)
Silver Birch & Bewleys Berry -- Thought at first it was Brewery much more appealing :lick: lol Post edited 13-04-2007 14:12
Hey puss thats cheating lol not a posh name for snails but an entirely different species. :moon: :moon: Elephant
Please let Soup know we are really pleased that he is now on the up & really look forward to seeing him again at MK. Love Q & A xx Post edited 13-04-2007 8:05
[quote user=sarahnmal]So a ball of string is no good either?? lol[/quote] No but a string of balls could come in useful :rainbow:
[quote user=sarahnmal][quote user=qanda]Ahh so this is the sewing corner lol :clap: :moon:[/quote] I thought this was the knitting corner! smile[/quote] No it has to be the sewing corner because of the thread silly, knitting uses wool & as for crochet Ceylon thats far too compicated :) :lol: :clap: :devil: Post edited 12-04-2007 9:58