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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 68
UK

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Funky....i dont think asking peeps to pinch you on this site is a good idea........you are soon to be a married woman !!!! LOL .........and I bet Northy will have something to say about that boink
Aw Funky, that's FANTASTIC news........SOOOO pleased and happy for you guys. We are getting married at the end of the year, so we can compare notes LOL!!! Love to you both Jan and Paul xxxxxxxxxxx
She was a right old dragon. Fearsome.[quote] Well Done Sudsy!!! Fearsome old dragon....not a nice way to describe a pussy, well mine anyway !!!
I have always hated the word 'Fanny' to describe a womans pussy........always have and always will. Not sure why exactly, but could be linked to Fanny Craddock.... showing my age now..... LOL!!!....and does anyone else know who Fanny Craddock was???
Can't believe there is a thread without a NorthLondon12 post in it!?!?!?!
If we do the mud wrestling right....TV, Satellite and DVD deals....we could fund the hotel purchase. This time next year Rodders!!!!
[quote user=thedesigner] i used to ......[/quote] Designer....really?!?! Do you still have it? OMG...all we need is a venue, some mud or whatever, a time and TICKET SALES!!!!!!!!!!
[quote user=needsexywomen]any tall men out there? xx[/quote] Does 6'3" for Mr mwm69 and 5'10" for Mrs mwm69 count? If that's not enough add 4" heels to Mrs mwm69 and you get 12'5" in total!
We have a feeling that we might have more wrestlers, water boys, referees etc than paying spectators!
Where Eagles Dare! Not so easy this one.... "Well, you spend your life pulling rabbits out of hats and sawing people in half, anything seems possible."
Serens, hmmmm, maybe not....but then again all the Mr Men would probably like the challenge!!
Serens.....hmmmm. If we could get one more we could have a tag match. smile
Ummm, just so you all know. Flash photography and use of vieo is restricted as this will be a copyrighted event. DVD sales will be available after the event from authorised retailers only!
Applications are invited for ticket reservations for the event of the decade! [b]Mrs Ceylon[/b] and [b]Mrs mwm69[/b] are planning a mud wrestling bout of 10 three minute rounds. Winner takes all! This is the UK's premier battle of the godesses, with no holds (or is that holes?) barred. Group applications considered. Ticket touts need not apply. Written applications only, cheques not accepted, and applicants may need to be vetted prior to allocation. Date and venue to be advised.
Hmmm, funky, Provisionally I'd say your hired but there is a rather long and complicated interview process. We have to start with the uniform fitting first (but I'm sure yous will fit nice!) then Cey, Cam and Serens all have to see you in turn....but we might be able to shortcut this process if we just do a group interview....fancy that?
Well, first off ...bye guys! Miss you already!! Secondly, we're pretty new to this site but we have to say that this is BY FAR the best site we have found...and we've tried a few! Yes we have had our fair share of wasters, dispticks, weirdos and retards but equally we have chatted, spoken, chatted some more (lol) and met some awesome peeps! And expect to meets loads more!!! So maybe you need a better filtering system that's all?
Mrs MWM here. I think we should call this hotel 'THE G SPOT' LOL!!! .......and Paul and I should be the project managers.....builders bums....scaffolding erections ... and general dogs bodies..... leaves alot to the imagination dont you think..??? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[quote user=sarahnmal]fuck me stilletoes :bounce:[/quote] sarahnmal....you should really say what you feel and not sit on the fence! lol
Madchick, We have the same rule too. As erotic as kissing is we feel it's something just for us, something special we save just for the two of us. It kind of separates our swinging from our love for each other. But we can kiss everywhere else! Just not on the mouth. And yes, like most men, it's absolutely OK for the girls to kiss... mmmmmmmmmmm,lol. And for those that insist or no meet, then we say sorry but no meet. It's a small boundary we have set and we always respect others limits therefore expect the same... We're happy with the rule, we have fun and we know our friends do too! x x x
[quote user=sarahnmal]Hang on, Can we buy an island please? [/quote] Hmmmmm, and I thought my idea was off the wall. This time next year....we could be millionaires....or totally shagged out!!
Lol, P214....You're in. And we'll have to make sure the hotel has its own cinema huh?
Cey....even though the XKR is on the market I think I prefer the former idea...interlinked rooms. Hmmmmmmm.
Steph/Danny...if we get anymore 'in tune' people are gonna start talking about us! You know what I mean!!
Nice to see that Serens has sorted out the staff uniform. A major cost saving to, plus no laundry bills for uniforms! I think Jan and I should look after the uniform fittings smile
While chatting to Jan on tonight we agreed that our hobby isn't one of the cheapest out there, what with lingerie, thigh highs, stiletto's, corsets, site fees, club costs and hotel expenses. So I laughingly suggested that if the 27000 odd SP members all chipped in we could buy our own hotel. I know it's a dumb idea. But is it!!
Lol...didn't see your's P214!! OK, Brokeback Mountain. Easy one here "You never wanted my friendship and you were afraid to be in my debt"