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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 68
UK
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Suds !!!! 
thats a shame...always looked forward to our little flirt in chat and wondered where you had been recently. Although we havnt met you, you seem a real gentleman and such a charmer, but also a perv :lol2:
Good Luck with your new shop then chuck Gazebo's 'R' US..........might have to pop by and buy one!!!! do you deliver and install :rascal:
thats a shame...always looked forward to our little flirt in chat and wondered where you had been recently. Although we havnt met you, you seem a real gentleman and such a charmer, but also a perv :lol2:
Good Luck with your new shop then chuck Gazebo's 'R' US..........might have to pop by and buy one!!!! do you deliver and install :rascal: 
Mrs MWM and I were talking the other night wondering if there were any actors and actresses that swing. If you could choose anyone to play with from the celebrity world who would you like?
For me....Angeline Jolie, Salma Hayek (Desperado), Sandra Bullock, maybe Cameron Diaz but she is a bit skiny for my tastes.
So, who do you guys want?
Four doctors at a medical convention were discussing their respective countries' advances in the field of medicine.
The Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
The German doctor said, 'Hah! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it into another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
The Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it into another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor said, 'That's nothing! We can take an arsehole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours.'
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....turning out to be a real orgie..MMMMFFF.....we'll need plenty of oil for the engines !!!:giggle:Remember the old TV game show "Mr & Mrs"?
He answers for her and then vice versa. Let's see if we can do the same here.
[color="yellow"]1. Read the question.
2. Post your answer [b]for your partner [/b](no cheating!!)
3. Get your partner to post his/her answer [b]AND[/b] post the next question.[/color]
Q1: What is your partner's greatest fear?
Well I have to say watching a dirty movie together was the start of our new hobby!! 
hwoar: Cant remember the content of it but it made me so horny which in turn made mr mwm horny...
:smitten:....and Bobs yer uncle, Fannies yer aunt..here we are on this great website touting for you know what :doggy:
Now we make our own movies ....much better than the awful ones you see, especially the false moans and groans...so laughable.
I did see a porn film years ago ...made in the 70's i think...called the Queen Of guy lost at poker and had to forfeit his woman to the rest of the 4 players. Wow! did she get a 'seeing to' on that poker table...and he had to watch!!!Turned out to be my biggest fantasy...:angel:
hwoar: Cant remember the content of it but it made me so horny which in turn made mr mwm horny... :smitten:....and Bobs yer uncle, Fannies yer aunt..here we are on this great website touting for you know what :doggy:
Now we make our own movies ....much better than the awful ones you see, especially the false moans and groans...so laughable.
I did see a porn film years ago ...made in the 70's i think...called the Queen Of guy lost at poker and had to forfeit his woman to the rest of the 4 players. Wow! did she get a 'seeing to' on that poker table...and he had to watch!!!Turned out to be my biggest fantasy...:angel: 
( so keep ya fingers outa here North do ya here 
:grin: Just for a laugh....and the mwm's love a laugh and we know F & N do too.........we wonder if Funky and North can resist posting anything in this thread :gagged: You know we love ya both ya funny peeps xxxxxxxxxxx:haha::love: Now we will have to think of a reward for resisting 
Can anyone make any suggestions??? :giggle:
Can anyone make any suggestions??? :giggle: 