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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 68
UK

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GOOD THREAD..........lets hope Admin read it huh? :bounce:
FFS!! You're all getting serious on me now. Twas a wind up for True!! OMG...what have I done?!?!?!? :bounce:
[quote user=ukbadman]Well i've been on this site for about 3 months now and have been friendly, non pushy and generally nice to people. Nothing. Not a single reply or a bit of interest. Well i've got just under two weeks left now so if there are any girls that would like to suck my ample cock, let me know.[/quote] Jack....Mr Uk......just to be serious for a mo ( yes it is possible at in the morning ) boink..................why not try going to a social meet if you havnt already ,hun. That might get yer balls rolling so to speak :giggle:........................and it would be great to meet you too. Theres one in Colchester on the 26th...have a look in Lets Meet Up....'looking for a southern social'..........get yer arse there and have some fun.......drinkies
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:...................................is this a boys room only ???.............enter 007 Mr Northy :rascal::lol2::lol2::lol2:
[quote user=sm-pd]It so happens that my favourite meal is shepherds pie and baked beans as well, try me instead:giggle: (Mrs sm-pd)[/quote] Well blow me down with a feather. Has to be Heinz though, none of that cheap own=brand muck! :bounce:
[quote user=huniz]Sorry:-o think starting a new thread was the original idea, if anyone's got any good ideas it would be best to put them there as it's stuck up there. I've seen some great ideas from people so put them up and we'll see what admin say. They'll probably say :thrilled::fuckinghell::censored: but worth a try lol[/quote] LOL...so no need to start a new thread then, cos this was one! smile :bounce:
[quote user=brianofnazareth]Careful mwm, pop and growl is probably antipodean slang for something disgustingly biological. Oh wait a minute, that's the point, isn't it??[/quote] Props Brian...Props !!!! :giggle:
Brian hun.......you still got your Chas and Dave music??? Now that was a real turn on, especially the flash of flesh at the finale :giggle:
[quote user=oliviak]Oh it is DEFFO over. I could never snog a man if he has just eaten baked beans....NEVER! :bounce:[/quote] No problem Jan and I have a rule. No kissing, so problem solved! :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak] I personally think that ANYONE who likes baked beans are complete loons as they are the most disgusting things ever invented. [/quote] Oh dear....my fav meal ever is shepherds pie and baked beans!!! It's over now isn't it babe, sad, oh well...I tried. :bounce:
[quote user=truescorpio] .... nice guys finish last.[/quote] Nonsense True! It's aggravating and annoying guys that finish last, or don't even leave the starting blocks. Humour me for a week!! Just change your tack and inject some funny stuff, senseless even but have a laugh if you are going to use the forum. I bet you in a week you will have more interest in you as a swinger than ever before. Paul...:bounce:
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=mwm69][quote user=truescorpio]Alright folks I owe you an apology - Id had a very bad day yesterday, and it was unfair of me to go off like that, Im sorry xxx[/quote] Your humble apology is accepted Mr Scorpio :thumbup: But......... you need tying up and blindfolding and given a 'truly' good spanking:devil:..................anyone care to help lolinnocent[/quote] But I have already given him many spankings...lol[/quote] You can never have too many spankings Oliviak........its SP law :evil2::giggle::grin:
[quote user=huniz]It's right down the bottom think it was last paragraph. Get writing can't promise anything but at least admin get to see your ideas :cheers:[/quote] Sorry babe but no. No link and no reply option...just starts a new thread. :bounce:
[quote user=ceylon1]What precisely are you trying to achieve here true :doh: Think you'll find that none of us want these heavy debates and want to have fun outside the stress we all have in the outside world. You seem obsessed with trying to wind everyone up constantly. Please do stop hun, it's not nice or at all funny. bolt Mrs C xxx[/quote] LOL...get him to come to the Southern Social...we can all put him right then!! :bounce:
[quote user=huniz]There is actually a thread from babyd at top of page asking for ideas from members (PLEASE CAN ALL MEMBERS BE AWARE........ )its been there for a while and still waiting for a reply lol[/quote] Huniz...I read that and it is more rules oriented and doesn't appear to be asking for ideas...or am I going blind? :bounce:
[quote user=generalcustard]:bounce:hi guys is it us . we want to rotate one of our profile pics, we click on the rotate button and bugger all happens please someone help....[/quote] Hi guys, Assuming you have the extras pack, which you need (doh!) you also need to have the latest version of Java. We had a similar problem and I emailed Admin and I think they sent me a link. Hope that helps. :bounce:
How about only allowing free members 20 views of profiles and then they are locked out until they become members. Not sure if free members can use the Forums or Chat, but allow them to view but not post and no access to chat. Something to weed out the fakes maybe? Or are the fakes only free members? Fake couples who are actually single men....SP requires a phone call from the female while signed in so they can check stuff? Easier access to emotes in chat!!! Other than that the site is one of the best we've ever seen! :bounce:
[quote user=truescorpio]Alright folks I owe you an apology - Id had a very bad day yesterday, and it was unfair of me to go off like that, Im sorry xxx[/quote] Good man! Are you coming to the Southern Social? If not why not? Mrs MWM and I will buy you a drink and we can TALK about stuff and maybe have some fun. Whadayasay? And maybe we can get a group of ladies and some couples together and we'll do a test...debating or funning and see what works bestist!! lol Hey, you never know it might work for you and put a smile on the torso (do you rent that out at all?) Paul. :bounce:
[quote user=truescorpio]Alright folks I owe you an apology - Id had a very bad day yesterday, and it was unfair of me to go off like that, Im sorry xxx[/quote] Your humble apology is accepted Mr Scorpio :thumbup: But......... you need tying up and blindfolding and given a 'truly' good spanking:devil:..................anyone care to help lolinnocent
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69]Fuck me! :bounce:[/quote] yeah ok Paul :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] ..................can i come too Vicky ??......and Oliviak wants to share sexy husbands too..the more the merrier she said:bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle:[/quote] :bounce::bounce::bounce: oh yeeeeees indeedy I'm feeling greedy :lickface: can the big biker guy cum too Jan? :devil:[/quote] flipa:grin: Sexy Cey....that goes without saying hun....will we need the Jag and the bike??? Oliviak might like props that throb and growl :giggle::haha::haha::thrilled:
Here here Blondes :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:
[quote user=oliviak]Geex mwm with all thse G & Ts being bought for you at the social you are going to be PISSED![/quote] ..................just making sure the bar is kept busy Oliviak.....dont want anyone thinking they can enjoy themselves now do we. Maybe the flying ducks will entertain us if we ask nicely :cheers:
[quote user=londonlaughs]paul let's discuss this at the social..... drinkies[/quote] No problem London.........2 Bombay Saphirres and tonic :drinkies: see you at the bar ......just watch out for flying ducks :giggle:
............we can have a fun evening and read wikepedia :evil2:
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69]Fuck me! :bounce:[/quote] yeah ok Paul :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] ..................can i come too Vicky ??......and Oliviak wants to share sexy husbands too..the more the merrier she said:bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle:
[quote user=ceylon1]errrr dare we ask........... WTF is carbon dating, is this some kind of new swinging terminology that we've missed out on and if so may we have some? :lol2::lol2::lol2: :bounce:[/quote] Babe...if I knew what the hell it was you could have some. Anytime any place! MWAH! :bounce:
Love the new pics by the way Mrs Blondes :thrilled::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I already did hun....in the other intellectual post somewhere on this site......so many of em I cant think where, but who gives a flying fuck:bounce:
Minx...quite right I agree 100%. Sadky this is a wind up thread designed to be TRUE..ly annoying, so don't take it seriously babe! :bounce: