[quote user=truescorpio]The ironic thing mwm is that I actually broke up with an ex - an American girl who was bisexual, into threesomes and VERY sexually experimental not long before I joined this site![/quote]
Bugger! That's a real shame True! So our mission today, should you wish to accept it, is to seek out a replacement then! I know, before you say it - easier said than done.
Maybe you SHOULD come to the Southern Social after all...you never know what lies around the corner. Could get lucky!! :bounce:
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mwm69
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[quote user=funkydiva35]mw...fine i can wlk slowly wiv ya.....and cus i kno u like it il put a drop off whisky in a ikkle bottle soooooooo u can hav a night cap!!
cus i kno this helps u sleep!!
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cheeky funkyD x:P[/quote]
We prefer to drink from the furry cup actually, but prefer them without the fur. 
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.......and take our time. :haha::haha::haha:[quote user=funkydiva35]as i slowly and seductively work my hands up ur skirt.....delicatly feelin the insides of ur thighs....
and then...rip off ur tena ladies....
and for all u thick peeps....there piss pants!!
piss take funkyD xx:P[/quote]
Miss Piss take Funky:2fingers:........you are in BIG trouble now 
:uhoh: Dont think you are too old for me to put you over my knee for a good spanking and then get sent to your your not.......tena pants or not :smoke: :haha::haha::haha:
and for all u thick peeps....there piss pants!!
piss take funkyD xx:P[/quote]
Miss Piss take Funky:2fingers:........you are in BIG trouble now :uhoh: Dont think you are too old for me to put you over my knee for a good spanking and then get sent to your your not.......tena pants or not :smoke: :haha::haha::haha: [quote user=rgeewizz]Hi everyone,
we're new to this and a little nearvous, very keen tho!! have a look at our profile and let us know what you think (profile updated)
any advice for been successfull in becoming established would be apreciated
many thanks nobby & funbuns[/quote]
I'd suggest some photos on the profile ASAP. Quite a few of us are very shallow and like to see candidates!
Defo use the chat facility and forums to get to know peeps better but don't be shy about actually meets. Start with a drink and a chat, if you don't click, nothing lost, if you do
The socials will be a great place to meets LOADS of peeps and eyeball to eyeball contact is always going to be better that virtual contact.
And lastly, be true to yourselves. Know what you want, communicate that and stick by it. Hmmmm, and maybe allow your selves to change that view point after you've met some peeps at socials!
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The socials will be a great place to meets LOADS of peeps and eyeball to eyeball contact is always going to be better that virtual contact.
And lastly, be true to yourselves. Know what you want, communicate that and stick by it. Hmmmm, and maybe allow your selves to change that view point after you've met some peeps at socials!
:bounce: [quote user=funkydiva35]:doh:sexy mw..............tis ok hunni....its ya age....i undastand!!
fuck me i shudnt say that shud i.....ur neva gonna fuck me wiv flattery like that...
sexy mw..........i fancy u sooooooo much!!:mrgreen:
can i play on ya stanna now pls??:color:
fuck me thats not right either....i giv up.....or il jus say wot the guys say to me in the chatroom...
mw, fancy a fuck???:doggy:[/quote]
LOL, not sure the Zimmer frame could take that much action babe! Have a word with Mrs MWM and see if you can work out something with a swing involved (or a table) we likes those!
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sexy mw..........i fancy u sooooooo much!!:mrgreen:
can i play on ya stanna now pls??:color:
fuck me thats not right either....i giv up.....or il jus say wot the guys say to me in the chatroom...
mw, fancy a fuck???:doggy:[/quote]
LOL, not sure the Zimmer frame could take that much action babe! Have a word with Mrs MWM and see if you can work out something with a swing involved (or a table) we likes those!
:bounce: Ahh, this is where I should score some points then..or be considered an honary woman (well I am told I am in touch with my female side)...
I have a diploma, three degrees, a BA, an MA and a Phd (call that a professorship if you like) in the art of pussy licking...and I can do it all day and all night!!
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WTF - this went into the wrong thread!! Not me!!
Here's a thread to try and find out a bit more about you sexy peeps...........What do you think are yours / or your other halves 3 Best Assets ???? Doesnt have to be body parts either!!!
Well Mr MWM is one total Asset to me :grin: :lick: BUT his HANDS and FEET are his best!!! ( amongst other things :giggle: They are the best I have ever seen on a man....truly perfectly formed. ....................and his TOUCH!!!
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...... I know Mr MWM thinks my MIND is my best asset....after my EYES and my BOOBS.....:-o:embarrased:
So c'mon lets here yours ..............:rascal:
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...... I know Mr MWM thinks my MIND is my best asset....after my EYES and my BOOBS.....:-o:embarrased:
So c'mon lets here yours ..............:rascal: OK, so to flirt with the person below, I have stolen some ideas from the ancient art of flirting thread.......
I'm smiling...winking, there's a slight touch on your arm. You are getting THAT look ...you know the one, the one that makes you feel 16 again.
There's a gentle accidental touch and some more of that 'look' maybe, followed by a smile and a wink for accompaniment.
There's some more eye contact and a gentle touch of the hair and you know you are the only person in the room (or planet).
And then a change of style with a "carry on" style loaded with double entendres.
(How's it going so far?)
Feels like too much winking and smiling...you probably think I'm epileptic now!!!!
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[quote user=mwm69]Moaning does it for me! :bounce:[/quote]
.............. well for me it has to be the French accent...haw hee haw :hunk:.....was hoping Mr MWM would learn French so he could practice on me :haha::haha:....... I guess I will have to learn how to moan in Spanish. :giggle::giggle:
