Yep, this thread has pretty much made up my mind for our next business venture (couldn't raise enough capital for the swingers hotel - you tight wads!!).
So, it's a puppy farm for us. Not sure whether to just do big puppies (DD or bigger) or maybe have a range of medium puppies and even small puppies too? What do you think?
Interested parties should post their puppies to puppies-r-us, po box mwm69, London/Granada. Please include measurements, sample photos and a selection of puppy attire.
Potential purchasers will have to form an orderly queue behind me and Jan!!
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mwm69
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Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 68
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We don't have enough rope babe! :bounce:[quote user=ukbadman]Take it away from the bullshitting cunts that currently run it and let real swingers do it.[/quote]
Nothing like a bit of constructive criticism! Oh, that wasn't was it. Tsk Tsk. Shame, cos this was a good thread that could have a positive effect but comments like that don't do any of us any good. If you're pissed at Admin/site owners why not drop them an email and keep your negatives nice and private, while the rest of us have a bit of fun.
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Aiglos is speechless about his orgasm while driving
....or he is laid up in hospital having crashed the car :wank:
Well I havnt done that in car.........but did give a BJ to someone while he was driving....does that count?
The person below downloads porn off the internet....
....or he is laid up in hospital having crashed the car :wank:
Well I havnt done that in car.........but did give a BJ to someone while he was driving....does that count?
The person below downloads porn off the internet.... [quote user=mwm69]mw.....we dont need a room...we only group hug!!....im nearly a married woman u kno!! xx[/quote][/quote]
Group hug it is then.....seeing as I am nearly a married woman too :angel:
and Mr North.............do you want me to tuck you up in bed then??? say ...????? dont think you will last much later by all accounts:evil2::notes:
[quote user=northlondon12][quote user=oliviak]Katherine hun, don;t be scared off by all these nutters. There are honestly loads of genuinely lovely people on here. I hope you are lucky enough to find some of them![/quote]
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[quote user=northlondon12]Looks like i`m gonna miss one of the nine cos i`m sittin here like a sad fukka at am cant sleep an there`s nobody to talk to.:crazy:
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:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: you'll be able to catch up on some sleep on the 26th 007.......not much going on that night :smoke:
[quote user=aiglos][quote user=mwm69]We prefer nice soft rope! :bounce:[/quote]
Yeah, I prefer softer bonds myself, but cuffs are classic, aren't they? Generally, though, I prefer to improvise with whatever's to hand; tie a girl up with her knickers, spank her with a wooden spoon or a spatula... and if you've never rogered a girl with a pyrex rolling pin, you haven't lived :evil2:[/quote]
:uhoh:......blimey.....are you a chef or summat??.....sounds like you spend too much time in the kitchen hun and cant cook 
:uhoh:......blimey.....are you a chef or summat??.....sounds like you spend too much time in the kitchen hun and cant cook [quote user=ceylon1][quote user=spartacus69]do you think it would be eager of me to arrive at about 11am on the day....find a pub have a few drinks!! then hopefully get some poor unsuspecting female to be really rude in the bedroom (or lift!!) all before we actually go out in the evening????
Cey let me know your thoughts I mean i wouldn't want to appear eager or naive .......
:doggy: then :smoke: pmsl[/quote]
I know a nice lift in collie, meet me there at midday :lickface: :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:[/quote]
Sorry you can't, you're booked!! :bounce:
:doggy: then :smoke: pmsl[/quote]
I know a nice lift in collie, meet me there at midday :lickface: :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:[/quote]
Sorry you can't, you're booked!! :bounce: [quote user=funkydiva35]my tunt.........its very tite!!
oh and me 34 inchs of pure pleasure......my legs btw!!:grin:
funkyD xx:P[/quote]
Looks like we will be able to see eye to eye Miss Funky.....i've got 34" pins too!!
.................38/39" with me high heels on....
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oh and me 34 inchs of pure pleasure......my legs btw!!:grin:
funkyD xx:P[/quote]
Looks like we will be able to see eye to eye Miss Funky.....i've got 34" pins too!!.................38/39" with me high heels on....hwoar::haha::haha::haha: 