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mwm69
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mwm69
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[quote user=ceylon1] ickle ish black and red dress for me with high heels if that helps. Mr c will be wearing a big one lol kiss[/quote] Hmmmm. Quite happy with what you're wearing here too!! smile :bounce:
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[quote user=oliviak]Now all I have to work out is what to wear!!!![/quote] What's wrong with what you are wearing here? smile :bounce:
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True, a lot of people may think this is a wind up but having made the declaration you HAVE to see it through, otherwise you'll never be able to show your face (or other bits) again. Never met you, as you know, but we're looking forward to the next social - so stay in this mode until at least then! No reason why we can't debate in the mean time...as long as it's no too deep and meaningful or serious!!! Sorted! :bounce: = Mr mwm (Paul)...Jan fills the page with all sorts of emotes..she just can't help her self!
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[quote user=funkydiva35]sexy mw, im gonna need ya wheelchair i think.......:doh:[/quote] No probs Funky......you can sit on my knee....or I can sit on yours :giggle:.............and Mr MWM and Northy can push us around :grin:
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[quote user=aiglos]Ragu[/quote] FFS - that's the end of this thread then! :bounce: BUMP (starting again!!)
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[quote user=oliviak]I will dress to impress and will practice my interview answers....can i bring handcuffs instead of rope????[/quote] Oh go on then! :bounce:
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Well if Gillette ( pronounced in a French accent) has all the necessary attributes that a man could want.....then I guess she is the best a man could get :giggle::giggle::grin:
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Oh.......and Vicky........please get well hunnie....:uhoh:who is going to hold our hands ??? confused:?:?
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[quote user=porkypies1]mwm and oliviak my last thread is for u two im not scared[/quote] :devil: OHHHH you should be ....you should be :giggle::giggle: bolt
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[quote user=oliviak]I have experience in interviewing.... lol[/quote] Your interview is on to be advised. Please be prompt, and bring your own rope. smile :bounce:
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If you have been a member for some time - lets say a year or more - and you have no comments, does that mean you are a fake, a bit dodgy, suspect or what? Maybe this has no significance at all...but we do tend to lean to the very cautious side when we see profiles like these...are we being too sensitive? :bounce:
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[quote user=rdan69]Hi all havent been a member that long so no meets yet been on cam a few times tho im just realy worried that if i do get a meet they will laugh at me because im chubby a know for alot of yous this will sound totally stupid but am realy self concience about it and thats also y i have yet to post pics so am i being stupid or am i being true to me self dignity ? x[/quote] There is someone out there for everyone, no matter what shape, size, colour, orientation etc etc. So let go of the inhibitions and bung some photos up there...can't really progress without them! So good luck in your hunt and welcome to the wacky world or weirdos, perves and people with disgusting past times! Great ain't it!!!! lol :bounce:
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[quote user=serens40] err! no no and no ... I was thinking more on the lines of a consultant ... obviously in return for wads of cash :giggle:[/quote] Hmmmmm, need to see a comprehensive CV, probably a one to one interview (might be a two to two though!!) and we may have to do a few tests. Let us know what dates you can make ;) :bounce:
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[quote user=pleasures] did someone realy like him ????????......[/quote] Well we've never met True but I have to say I do like him, kind of! (Mr MWM here BTW). He's obviously intelligent but slightly misguided and I am sure with age he will adjust his thinking. I think he has a good sense of humour too, maybe a little twisted but again, age will mellow that. From the ladies point of view I would guess his new 6 pack look will appeal too. And as soon as he gets laid I am sure the whining will stop!!!!! But hey, what the fuck do I know! bolt :bounce:
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False.....dont have a sister, and my ex husband didnt have a brother..... and my new sexy hubby to be doesnt have any siblings....so I am defo not a pervert.... phew!!! :giggle: The person below has experienced an orgasm while sleeping..............:grin:
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[quote user=serens40]Having run my own personal puppy farm since puberty, I am an expert on the subject and am more than happy to assist you in your new venture .... as for sizes small medium and large bring 'em all on :giggle:[/quote] So are you proposing a joint venture? Or were you considering becoming part of the stock...or a customer? :bounce:
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[quote user=softly28]5 more sleeps and we get to meet you guys.... (would do some of those bouncing little emoticon things but i can't so imagine they are here) ;-)[/quote] Yeah you can! :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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[quote user=jayne_damian] We do, but not for drugs, why do you think we have gold stars :haha:[/quote] Were we asleep when we were tested then? It was painless. Was it good for you? :bounce:
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[quote user=oliviak]:laughabove: Oh ha HA Ebs... you know what I mean.[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Errr........we dont know what you mean..........can you elaborate on that a bit oliviak.:haha::smoke:
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[quote user=sm-pd]True, damn you found out now:lol2: The person below me has been caught in the act BY their parents![/quote] Nope. Parent didn't really like me either! sad The person below me has worn women's lingerie (shock horror!) and liked it!!
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