[quote user=funkydiva35]
mark, u sayin im pretentious, beautiful and young why thankyou!!
but if ur sayin im up my own arse, u really dont kno funky do u!!!
and im sick of tellin peeps on ere, in the chatroom and in my mail 2 take a chill pill, cus this is spose to be fun and peeps take it way to serious, ffs it about a fuck and havin a laff....and for me, makin good friends!!
and i hav to say all the peeps iv spoke to and met on kk, think the same, i jus think their admin or organisers hav really done a poor advertisin job!![/quote]
Nope didnt say you were any of the above I said the people who vet others for the sake of an image (being under a certain age under a certain size and of a certain salary) are up their own arses and pretentious so unless you are one of these then I think you have misunderstood what was posted.
Dont see any vetting done on here in the name of an image, its done by the individual and to their own taste and wants and that means there is someone for everyone. Do they have 50 year old BBW's on income support on that site?
Dont think I misundertood the too old quip though, but hey we just have to iron our birthday suits and thats no big deal when we can still laugh :eeek:
[quote user=funkydiva35]
and yeah nancy these r still about......and markys too old too, i tries to get us in but the age limit is 40!![/quote]
Yup fact we are too old but not too old to swing
Another fact though is we aint pretentious and wouldnt wanna be vetted by those that think they beautiful young and ermmmm some what up their own arses ...............aint this about fun and not ticking boxes laid down by them stuck where the sun dont shine :rose:
Well if thats the attitude Im glad they sexually elite and not swingers :fuckinghell:
Would hate them to meet real people with real lives who are real swingers as it would probably be too much reality for them :giggle:
Ahhhh A Young Beautiful People Shagathon then :giggle:
Glad thats cleared up didnt want the RSPCA to have to be called :happy:
Thanks Sid n Nancy :rose:
Ermmmmmm whats Killing Kittens? :notes:
I think I need an education :giggle:
Yeahitsme ............. not all single males have a bad rep only the ones that deserve them in this household.
We take singles (male AND females) and couples on face value like most on here so dont become disheartened :rose:
Really really sorry to hijack this Two but following on from Jamie the best put down line to a guy I have ever heard has got to be ..........
"Save your breath ...to blow up your girlfriend"
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Mark is a carpenter and joiner and a bloody good one if I do say so myself - we have own website if ne can be of assistance.
I am an office manager so 10 a penny lol and no skills other than in the swinging dept :smile2: but if I can be of help then Im ya man oooops woman :happy:
Was it the weather that made u do it?
Very nice but have to say MORE MORE MORE lol I (Deb) like it shorter :evil2:
:2fingers:simple realy cos some people cant read profiles we used a male name(marks)so its realy the people who take the time to read profiles properly who realise we are a couple and not a single man so saves wasting time ,if you can understand that lolnormaly means its the more genuine people reply
Hi Debbie
Lovely thread and it could prove to be quite a giggle guessing what people do before they post :giggle:
Im an Office Manager and on the whole I like the role but it wears a bit thin on days I have to be diplomatic when I really dont feel like it ........Mark is a Carpenter n Joiner and he loves his job in the summer especially when he can beat me to the pub on a sunny afternoon :beer:
What do you like doing and is there an occupation that you can take up similar to your likes as that might be worth considering :happy:
Congratulations both :rose:
:beer:lolly brilliant thread how nice to see a genuine atempt at helping people instead of the look at me and pay attention to my rules type. this thread could easily be used by couples too , so well done lolly brilliANT go girl :evil2:
[quote user=biggirluk]
btw if you find any errors in my typing i don't give a fuck![/quote]
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Prefered Monkey Island and Simon to be honest cos ya didnt die in that, trying to find both for Vista at the minute to show Mark what he missed so any ideas on a postcard plz Brian :happy:
Oooooo look .............
Hi :wave2: Jack
Take care of yourselves :beer:
Will miss your friendly Ello when we come in the chat room
Have fun both :smile2:
Lolly just for you cos Mark thinks ya gorgeous
Dale Hardon said it
Does that help?
:giggle:
We really should know better but .....
[quote user=truescorpio]
Because the fact of the matter is single males DO get a raw deal on this site, and if anyone should dare stand up and say 'this isnt right' then theyre inviting a whole load of shit upn themselves (although I was aware of that before I posted anything). But I posted it anyway, because this is a big, big problem on this site and Im going to draw attention to it, even if it makes me unpopular
[color="green"]The solution would be to join another site then would it not?[/color]
3. Ive never chatted to you MO because youre not looking for single males and I dont like wasting my time
[color="green"]Hmmmm common curtesy and good manners is wasting time then?[/color]
4. Sex isnt an obligation of being a part of this site. Ok so there is some truth in that one, but as I said in the first place, if youre looking to make friends and find new people online, there are many, many other sites where you can do that.
But Im not gonna back away from the fact that THIS site is for people who are looking for sex. The reason I joined this site was because I have a basic, animal desire for intimate human contact, and it seemed a great idea to come to a place where there were supposedly many other people looking for the same. You walk into a bar or nightclub looking for this, you never can be sure just if youre going to find someone you like there, what their individual needs are - it makes so much more sense to come here looking for what I need.
[color="green"]So you pay more to join than a glass of wine or pint of beer and you expect invites and knickers dropped?
Very offensive opinion you have of the females on this site or very high one of yourself, tad similar to the assumption that anyone who pays money to enter swingers clubs is guaranteed a night of frolicks and lustful sex.[/color]
6. Ive probably missed something out but my fingers are tired.
[color="green"]Well we are eternaly grateful to your stamina or lack of it for that[/color] [/quote]
Does anyone know where one lb of sour grapes can be bought?
I have read reread and read again the tips as they are so loosely termed and quite frankly all I see are Truescorpios Rules of Swinging for the female swinger :crazy:
As we subscribe to Swinger Personals website and not Truescorpios I dont see the validity on passing on his thinnly veiled tips nor adopting them :2fingers:
Have you ever considered you have the problem and that maybe its time you moved site instead of trying to influence/change/dictate to this one :wave2:
Dont know why I am throwing our two penneth worth in Maddie as you have been with us so to speak from the beginning :happy:
But the kissing debate has reared its head more than once in this household when it comes to swinging.
We set our rules a long time ago and it included a 'No kissing' rule. This stayed in place a long time until it got fudged one day :embarrased2:
Now we are more comfortable with the lifestyle we have revised the initial rules and although the no kissing is still in place its not a rigid rule and depends on the situation :smoke:
If they are your rules they are yours and you shouldnt feel you have to compromise them because others dont have the same outlook on what is essentially a hobby and not a way of life :rose:
Controversially it seems the no kissing no meet has been said by predominantly single males so far, be interesting to see if this is the case as the debate goes on :wary:
the planes going down ,oooh yes go down go down
:fuckinghell: :banghead:
hwoar:
:kiss:
k i was cheating but it is a funny line in funny/sexy film so maybe it didnt count but it was:beer:
flesh gordon