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lunaria
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
Bi-curious Female, 68
0 miles · East Dunbartonshire
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Warming the Bed
Well here we are at the end of the year
Although tis not that long we have been here
So many people we are waiting to meet
The chatromm banter is something to beat
We hope that Santa passes your way
Delivering pressies for you Christmas Day
We hope you appreciate the gifts as they are
For they have been brought from near and afar
For those who are single we think of you too
We certainly hope the season is kind to you
So if you are alone and feeling blue
We send our Christmas love to you
So as we approach two thousand and eight
May you prosper and have food on your plate
Funds to sustain you for the coming times
All the best from us and our silly rhymes
Merry Christmas and a very prosperous New Year
Maz and Doug XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Warming the Bed
Man sunbathing on beach is badly sunburned on his legs.
Goes to hospital and Doctor tells him the tretment will be calamine lotion, saline drip and 1 viagra every 4 hours.
Man says, I can understand the drip and calamine lotion..but the viagra?
Doctor replies thats to keep the sheet of your legs
Warming the Bed
..do people complain about old folks?...you too will be there soon enough.
..is the English language destroyed by swearing why is it necessary?
..only comment when someone else errs?
..is most news bad news?
..do shoe shops only stock large sizes?
..do foxes not eat onions?
..are all fish called Bob?
Warming the Bed
Chap wishes to ask girl on date.
Says to his mate, the problem with asking her out is that every time I see her I get a huge erection.
Pal says, when you go to pick her up, strap your dick to your leg with duct tape.
A few weeks later the two meet again and the pal asks how the date went.
reply - when she opened the door she was wearing a very short skirt and sexy black stockings.
Pal asks what happened next.
reply - I kicked her in the face.
Warming the Bed
Why...bearing in mind that homo sapien is the only animal on the planet which can make love while the partners face one another, and with all this evolution, has the female 'G' spot remained incorrectly positioned for proper stimulation in that circumstance?
The design is monkey fashion! Answers please!
Warming the Bed
...do people never pick items off the floor in shops and return them to the shelf/rack instead of tramping over them?
...do folk watch things drop off a shelf as they select an item and not replace it?
...do most drivers not use a hand brake - blind the bods behind with bright lights - makes me see red.
