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kcmanc
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Dear Sir or Madam We would like to complain about the absense of the complaints thread. Where has said thead been when we needed it!! You we're obviously not paying attention to complaints thread and it wandered off . We would therefore like to pursue undue care and attention claims for and on behalf of aforementioned compalints thread lol Signed Kcmanc :clap:
Okay so only me then lol i'd shag keira how about Jo Guest ?
Well ours is a little easy too really i;m kathy and he is chris and we live in manchester hence kcmanc !! lol
happy :doggy: same to you parker's mwah when 's your last day ??
We'll be lucky if we make camping this year and we do that on the last minute mind you all that nakedness in fields is worth the drive lol :doggy: :lol:
This is official notice of strike action on behalf of the boobs mr b if you leave i'll never get em out again lol Pleeeeeeeease stay xx
A man decides to start a farm. So he walks into town to buy some animals. At the farmers' market he first asks for a rooster. "We don't call them roosters here," the clerk says snootily. "We call 'em cocks." So the man buys one cock, then points at another animal and asks: "What do you call that?" The clerk replies: "That's a pullet." The man agrees to buy one. Finally, he asks for a donkey. The clerk replies: "We don't call them donkeys, we call 'em asses, but we only have one left and he's very temperamental." "What's wrong with it," asks the man, who is determined that he must have a donkey. "Once in a while it will stop walking and it won't budge unless you scratch it behind the ears," says the clerk. The man decides to buy it anyway, and pays for all the animals before starting his walk home. On the way, the donkey suddenly stops and doesn't move. But the man has his arms full with the rooster and pullet, so has to stop a woman who is passing by to ask for help. "Pardon me," he asks politely, "would you mind holding my cock and pullet, while I scratch my ass?" lol
Oh the possibilites are endless.. one ironing one washing one sweeping one cleaning all naked ofcouse !! lol
Scorps we do know tht but let me tell you something. We've met a few people younger than yourself so your age has nothing to do with it we feel its personality that counts Keep in there and say hi when we see you !! xxxxx
Mindy in custard oh i am in heaven, and have suddenly develiped a sweet tooth lol Dont worry scorps i'll handle the ref you do the counting :doggy:
Bye parker&penelope. Take care and come back as soon as you can :rainbow: :rainbow:
Shag of couse i'm veggie what else whould i do to a sheep lol Becky from my works oh def lol no really Kiera Knighly
Accrington (anyone remember accrington stanley and the milk advert !) B =
We're glad you like it here true its a great site.. And to have a meet after a week. 'Go you ! Good luck in chat just thought i'd say hi and dont forget to say hi in chat xx :rainbow: :rainbowmadx
Good post you leave room for OODLES of interpretation he he :devil: Too far for us tho sorry but hey ho i'm sure you'll get an answer with an offer like that xx good post xx Post edited 27-06-2007 20:29
If it is i hope it can swim !! OMG i just got the gravity of that ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
has everyone lost chat or is it only me again ? i'm starting to take this personally now lol Help........... oh poor milk man he's due again. its not good for him he's over 70 ! oh and puss.. sorry i was midway sayin hi to you xx
(drat wish i'd have got the one above!!) Holloway reprimand center :doggy: