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goodtime1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Lancashire

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Warming the Bed
My belief is that the term originates from a situation where you have to shit without any toilet paper. Rather than hold it in 'til he found a suitably equipped W.C. facility, the 'commando' would use his underwear as a substitute then discard them, hence the term.
Warming the Bed
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy...... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14 OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?' 22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Warming the Bed
Thx guys, i'll get some up soon i promise, its only my first day on site.
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Steve1470 i thought pegs were for hanging the washing out and not hanging the scrotum out, that look very painful
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Hi, i'm new to the site and just wondering if anyone can go to these cos leeds is only up the road from me.
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Hi to everyone, i'm new on site and want to make friends. You can find me in the chatroom, but please bare with me as i'm getting use to it. Not to sure what to write on my profile, so any tips would be greatful.