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friends3
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 45
0 miles · Staffordshire
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Sexpert
[color="orange"]Did anyone see the recent episode of The Simpsons, where they get a hot tub in the front garden??
As disco stu and a couple of others start giggling as they saunter towards the tub,
Marge says : Oh no! We're atracting swingers....
I had to rewind and watch a couple of times over my stifled laughter and to my kids bewildered looks, just to make sure I heard right.....and then walk away giggling and not making any real effort to explain why....lmfao[/color]:giggle:
Sexpert
[size="18"][color="orange"]Well, we thought we best say a proper goodbye to everyone before the lovely peeps on high at HO chop off our membership!It runs out any time now so we wanted to say thanks for making our day times less boring and our evenings great some fab people over the last 3 years and laughed a lot along the way(not at anyone's cock size or performance....that would just be rude)
There are also many people we didn't get to meet that we would have liked to, so to them we say [color="red"]"GIVE US YOUR EMAIL FFS!!!"[/color]Just have to say a fond farewell to all and to all a good fuck-I mean night!
Nos vemos, ha sido divertido,Adios xxxx:love:
Ci vediamo in giro, e stato x x x x:inlove:
Vemo-nos por ai, tem sido divertido, tchau xxxx:love:[/color][/size]
Sexpert
[size="18"][color="orange"]Just a quickie...woohoo!!
This meeting will still be going ahead, but our membership runs out on 5th March and we won't be renewing- even though sp have kindly offered £5 off the yearly subs and 13 months for the price of 12.(very generous don't you think??)
So if you want a contact point mail us asap and we will give you an email address for us.
Happy swinging!!
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Sexpert
[size="18"][color="orange"]Ohhh yesssshhhh funks...it's still on!
Right. Possible dates so far:
Saturday 28th March
Saturday 4th April
Saturday 11th April
Let me know which is best and we shall go with the most popular date............
Best get ya wellies, it's gonna be a wet one!
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Sexpert
I'm seriously annoyed at this membership runs out next month and unless I'm given an incentive to stay on then it's just going to run out and I won't be returning.
You're all a good bunch of souls (perverted and down right sexy with it-well,the one's I fancy:giggle
and I will miss the banter we have but like I said, it's a shame for all the regulars who actually put the time in and chat and go to meets and socials......
So, just in case admin don't really give a damn about us loyal devotees, I'll say my goodbyes here and now.
Still be in chat but when you no longer see me poping in chat, you'll know I'm outta here.
Thanks for bringing this situation to light, as it's made a decision easier for me!
Happy swinging,
Keep it sexy,
M & C xx
and I will miss the banter we have but like I said, it's a shame for all the regulars who actually put the time in and chat and go to meets and socials......
So, just in case admin don't really give a damn about us loyal devotees, I'll say my goodbyes here and now.
Still be in chat but when you no longer see me poping in chat, you'll know I'm outta here.
Thanks for bringing this situation to light, as it's made a decision easier for me!
Happy swinging,
Keep it sexy,
M & C xx
Sexpert
[color="orange"]Me being fucked hard by a well hung gorgeous guy as he takes it up the arse,being pounded by yet another fucking gorgeous guy.....and maybe anothe rcouple of cocks for us to suck as we fuck.....any offers????:evil2:
I can't believe I'm actually confessing this...:giggle:
By the way this is MISS FRIENDS.....LMFAO(Don't panic lol)[/color]
Sexpert
[size="24"]After many a month pervin over the couples and cams on here......I have decided that I quite fancy a bit of a girls night out.......I appreciate that the guys would be feeling a bit sad and left out but tough we need lady lovin' we NEED lady lovin!!
Nah, seriously, as most of the women are part of a couple(and heads up to all the single girlies too...)I though we could get round this by having a meet at a club on a cpls only night,then all the girlies can go disappear into a nice big playroom and have a ball(or not as the case would be...)While the guys sat and drank themselves silly thinking about what we're all up to...or perving through a window to see what we're all up to.......
This way, they won't feel left out and I don't know about you girls, but after a few lady O's, I need a good stiff cock to jump on so they will benefit from our hornmonsters we will have created.......
What say you girls?????
Need possible dates to choose from...suggestions please??[/size]
Sexpert
[quote user=mwm69]Fascinating Stuff Chuck!!! 
but you need to get out more :giggle:
...........and No I didnt try to lick my elbow cos I knew you were gonna refer to it further down the line :haha::haha:[/quote]
[color="orange"]Just gonna crawl back under the duvet...obviously came out of hybernation too early....[/color]
but you need to get out more :giggle:
...........and No I didnt try to lick my elbow cos I knew you were gonna refer to it further down the line :haha::haha:[/quote]
[color="orange"]Just gonna crawl back under the duvet...obviously came out of hybernation too early....[/color]
Sexpert
[color="orange"]INTERESTING
STUFF
In the 1400's a law was
set forth in England that a man was
allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence
we have 'the rule of
thumb'
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Many years ago in
Scotland , a new game was
invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus
the word GOLF entered into the English
language.
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The first couple to be
shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma
Flintstone.
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Every day more money is
printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
Treasury.
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Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear
better.
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Coca-Cola was originally
green.
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It is impossible to lick
your elbow.
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Intelligent people have
more zinc and copper in their
hair.
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The first novel ever
written on a typewriter: Tom
Sawyer.
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The San Francisco
Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of
playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius
Caesar
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111,111,111 x
111,111,111 =
12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park
of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died
in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as
a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on
the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
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95% of people reading this will have tried to lick their elbow.....
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Q.. Most boat owners
name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A.
Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell
out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the
letter 'A'?
A. One
thousand
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Q.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by
women.
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Q.
What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A.
Honey
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In
Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight,
sleep tight.'
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It
was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law
with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which
we know today as the honeymoon.
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In
English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England , when customers got
unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts,
and settle down.'
It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and
Q's'
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Many
years ago in England , pub frequenters had
a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When
they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet
your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this
practice.
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Now....this looks weird.
Believe
it or not, you can read it.
I
cdnuolt
blveiee
that I cluod
aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr
the ltteers in a word are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the
first and
last ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
still raed it
wouthit a porbelm. This is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
word as a
wlohe. Amzanig huh?[/color]
